Usage for hash tag: commentatorcalls

He (Nankervis) needs to make every post a winner from here - Nicholson going all Nostradamus as the shot crashes into the goal post. #commentatorcalls

Don’t think he has the distance - Richo as Cotchin let’s fly from 50+ and it sails 5 metres over the line of defenders #commentatorcalls

Merrett on his wrong right side - BT clearing that up for those watching at home #commentatorcalls

Mills couldn’t bring him to ground - BT as Dusty has to pick himself up after failing to break the tackle #commentatorcalls

Dogs yet to kick a goal at this end, in this term or this game - Gerard clearing it up in case there was any doubt what he meant … twice #commentatorcalls

Overkicked the cook - Hamish thinks the punishment for a poor meal is a bit harsh #commentatorcalls

Great to see Mitch Wallis out there - Luke Darcy happy the medical sub has been activated #commentatorcalls

King, with very strong Dukes - Like his commentary, BT is stuck in Medieval times #commentatorcalls

Both teams will walk away tonight thinking they are a chance to be there in finals, certainly both the Demons and Dogs will be. - BT with another pearl of wisdom #commentatorcalls

Look at that, a stagnant forward line, no one moving - BT as Pickett finds Petracca lace out on the lead #commentatorcalls

"They're back to three!!" Brian Taylor exclaims, while GWS are more than 3 goals (20 points, to be exact) down. #commentatorcalls

Will refer you to my work in the game day threads prior to joining the SFA, they have been saved under the following link #commentatorcalls They may lack some context given some are a few years ago, you might still appreciate my critique of the commentary teams collective wisdom. This is the...

Just making sure they don’t take any risks they don’t take - Hodgey reckons the Tigers are playing safe #commentatorcalls

"Great ball from Ash," as he turns the ball over on the back flank... #commentatorcalls

Caleb Daniel the shortest man to win a best and fairest prior to that man there - BT as the camera pans to a shot of Tony Libratore in the crowd. Not sure how that is possible given Libba stopped playing before Daniel was born. #commentatorcalls

Lachie Hunter the type of player who will look to exploit these rules - BT. Not a stretch given he doesn’t believe the drink driving rules apply to him either #commentatorcalls

Dogs owning the ball according to Hodgey. Duck doubles down by suggesting it might be because they have had twice as many uncontested possessions. The brains trust may just survive the Bruce Lackabrainey retirement #commentatorcalls

This time Cox in front - BT with the anatomy lesson #commentatorcalls

Balta, the only one out there not to win a premiership for the Tigers - BT forgets the 22 Cats players haven't won a flag for the Tigers either #commentatorcalls

It's all about metres gained - Someone tell Bruce the score also counts towards winning #commentatorcalls

If he kicks this you gotta think the Cats are in a position to win this - BT as the Cats get out to a 23 point lead with 9 minutes left. Yep #commentatorcalls

Selwood measures that kick - No Bruce, he is no longer capable of kicking more than 40 metres, that was a shot at goal that fell short from 45 on the run #commentatorcalls

1 v 3 back here, McGovern brilliant in the one on one - Brayshaw losing track of who is where without using his fingers to keep count. #commentatorcalls

One more goal and the Tigers win - Bruce thinks that 14 minus 6 equals negative 1 #commentatorcalls

He has done the same as he did with his first kick ... this time it goes through - BT doesn't understand the difference between the same and different, thinks they mean the same #commentatorcalls

Wanganeen explaining that leg speed is at ground level #commentatorcalls

Mummy will have the “accidental“ elbow going - Darcy condoning thuggery, probably so he has something else to whinge about when the MRO gets involved #commentatorcalls

They were always going to meet ... at the same time - Dunstall explaining the intricacies of a clash of bodies #commentatorcalls

Daniher from the side, he knew what to do - Huddo surprised that a key forward knew to try and take a mark inside forward 50 #commentatorcalls

The Crows are 11 minutes away from history - Derwayne not understanding that Crows winning this game is not making history, it is avoiding making history #commentatorcalls