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  1. catscratchfever

    flggr Jeremy Cameron, more plastic and overrated than a Ken Doll

    ...2011 was particularly glorious. I’m looking forward to Geelong playing our finals bunnies… IF Colonwad make the 8 :$ But go ahead and blow your load over VFL flags that were contested before your great granddad was born if that makes you feel better :$:$:$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  2. catscratchfever

    flggr AFL tells Cotton On to GAGF, no home final at Geepong for you, Cats fans post your tears and melts here

    Nice melt, Sooky :$ #sookyisgoo #pantsonfire #troll
  3. catscratchfever

    **** off Jose Hip AFL inviting International Superstar Snoop Dog to throw down on Grand Final Day, Sooks need to smoke a blunt and zip it

    The Snoop will rule and fork anyone who says otherwise. #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #imbecile
  4. catscratchfever

    Game Day 18th vs 1st - will the Weagles even score a goal?

    Go the Weak Coke Giggles - an upset would put us in the box seat for minor premiers 😄 #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #mudpies
  5. catscratchfever

    Days since Collingwood beat a Top 8 side

    He doubles up and falls on his fat pudding face yet again 🤦 #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  6. catscratchfever

    Days since Collingwood beat a Top 8 side

    Nice melt :$ Congrats on falling flat on your pudding face, 9-toes. You’re not taking this weekend’s results well, doodums. Sad. #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #DH
  7. catscratchfever

    Days since Collingwood beat a Top 8 side

    That’s still more recent than Floggingwood’s last victory against a top 8 side you idjit :$ And Geelong beat the filth, so how shit does that make your beloved flogpies? :$:$:$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  8. catscratchfever

    Days since Collingwood beat a Top 8 side

    But, but, but… how is this even possible?? They were May champions. Sad 😢 #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #sookyisgoo #chrumbz
  9. catscratchfever

    flggr Jeremy Cameron, more plastic and overrated than a Ken Doll

    It’s 2025 isn’t it? :$ So I guess it must be aeons ago+ since Colonwad won its last flag :rolleyes: And as for Floggingwobble’s flags before that? Must have happened in the Jurassic era according to your timeline, Chrumbz. #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #sookyisgoo #StraightSets
  10. catscratchfever

    Backfire Fages top 2 bound #excitingyouf Brions vs Cox’s terrible youf Shitney Swines!

    Lol you talk about us travelling up Melbourne Road while Floggngwood’s furthest trip within Victoria is to Marvel Stadium 🙄 #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  11. catscratchfever

    Bay 13 Safe Space

    Colonwobble supporters need all the hugs they can get right now :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #sookyisgoo
  12. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    What’s happening Sausage Flogger? #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  13. catscratchfever

    Game Day Friday Night Street Fight: Scott vs Scott - Battle of the Bunk

    The twin who can coach to triumph over the evil one. Jezza to recover from leather-poisoning post-match. Fred to be polluted by Colonwad idjits trying to deflect from their month of misery :$ :$ :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #sookyisgoo
  14. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    Did some toothless 9-toed idjit say "beer"? :$:$:$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #DKM #flogpies
  15. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #DKM #flogpies
  16. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    Fail attempt at putting up a front, melty :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy: #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #tearsofaclown
  17. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    Woof-woof that's a good boy! You came running when I called. Here's a biscuit for you :tearsofjoy: With extra chicken YUM-YUM :chicken::chicken::chicken: #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  18. catscratchfever

    Backfire Uninspired Yoofless Toothless Whoreks v Fly’s Magnificent Magpies in the J. Ginnivan Cup ft. 350 games of Steele

    ...Losing 4 out of 5? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The tears of a FAT SPANISH WAITER! :tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy::tearsofjoy: BWAHAHAHAHAH etc. The end :$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$:$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #DKM
  19. catscratchfever

    Which “Victorian Big 4” club has had a more hilarious slide out of relevance?

    FIFY #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  20. catscratchfever

    **** off Jose STAND BY YOUR MAN !!!

    Fantastic news!! For non-Carltoon supporters, that is :$ :$ :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  21. catscratchfever

    Retiring Simon Badloss is gone - Tom Morris

    #rentfree #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  22. catscratchfever

    Retiring Simon Badloss is gone - Tom Morris

    So you know who the Fat Spanish Waiter is - good :$ #pantsonfire #fatspanishwaiter
  23. catscratchfever

    Retiring Simon Badloss is gone - Tom Morris

    “Bloody Nas” rofl. At least Goodwin has a sense of humour and doesn’t take himself too seriously. Unlike some on the Bay… #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  24. catscratchfever

    Off-topic Missing posters thread, we need to know you are alright.

    ...to indulge himself regarding Geelong and one of its absent players. Just one example of many, though I don’t keep a spreadsheet to record them all :$ What a monumental, two-faced, hypocritical, obsessive, attention-junkie. But we all knew that :$:$:$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #FOTY #MOTY
  25. catscratchfever

    Off-topic Missing posters thread, we need to know you are alright.

    He is being shamed not for what his body is but what it is lacking compared to non-mutant normal humans - namely, a full compliment of 10 (count 'em, T-E-N) toes and a functioning brain. Unfortunately, Sausage Flogger has neither. Sad. #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #ninetoedfreakasaurus
  26. catscratchfever

    Off-topic Missing posters thread, we need to know you are alright.

    Let's have a rousing cheer for all the 9-toed DHs out there. Oh... there's only one :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  27. catscratchfever

    Off-topic Missing posters thread, we need to know you are alright.

    ...the victim. We are such a sadistic, humourless, obsessed lot here on the bAy. Sausage Flogger is only doing his level best to educate we poor, misguided plebs. Have pity on him and his fruitless nine-toed efforts. He deserves another badge! Or at least a pizza... #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  28. catscratchfever

    There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Magpies supporters thinking about Geelong

    Looks like 2011 is still a sore spot for Floggingwad supporters. But let's not upset them too much. Save the lolz for when they go out in straight sets. Btw it needs to be noted again (and again): Flakecos 3 possessions in the last quarter against the Loins :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  29. catscratchfever

    There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Magpies supporters thinking about Geelong

    Translation: you're a f*ckwit :$ #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire
  30. catscratchfever

    There is a DUMP the size of a small car in the pants of all Magpies supporters thinking about Geelong

    Sausage Flogger still at it? Sad. #fatspanishwaiter #pantsonfire #DH

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