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[Pistol Night]

I know what they're trying to suggest - but the f^cken socks don't have a conscience

True. If they did mine would be truly ashamed some days

 

[Hyakutake]

I know what they're trying to suggest - but the f^cken socks don't have a conscience

i love the "men woman and kids"

very Helen Reddy

 

[Hyakutake]

True. If they did mine would be truly ashamed some days

back when I was 13 they would have been ashamed on a nightly basis

 

[NMBB]

i love the "men woman and kids"

very Helen Reddy

- missed that - wonder which partic woman they provide hosiery to? - I ain't going there with suggestions

 

[NMBB]

back when I was 13 they would have been ashamed on a nightly basis

stop right there - preferably now

 

[NMBB]

Friendly tip for the day, decade, lifetime....

If someone (anyone) asks you to dig out the remaining roots of 3 x mature Bird of Paradise shrubs / bushes / plants that have been removed at ground level...

Do one of:

- ask requestor to take themselves and their request to a coral atoll

- emigrate

- buy some gelignite

- pay some other sucker to do it - est cost $5,000

EFA

 

[jmac70]

We've all got our kinks, but wordle making you think of dicks is one of the stranger ones

Wordle = doodle

 

[Pistol Night]

We've all got our kinks, but wordle making you think of dicks is one of the stranger ones

Slightly off topic but that reminds me of something Bucks said on Brownys podcast. He was speaking to the boys in a team meeting and noticed Jordy was busily writing something down. He said he was impressed Jordy seemed to be so invested in the meeting and asked him what he had written down. Bucks said it was a detailed drawing of a dick. Got an enormous laugh amongst the group apparently. What a unit

 

[jmac70]

Slightly off topic but that reminds me of something Bucks said on Brownys podcast. He was speaking to the boys in a team meeting and noticed Jordy was busily writing something down. He said he was impressed Jordy seemed to be so invested in the meeting and asked him what he had written down. Bucks said it was a detailed drawing of a dick. Got an enormous laugh amongst the group apparently. What a unit

St. Kevs education in action.

 

[Pistol Night]

St. Kevs education in action.

Could of saved 100k and got him a few porno mags

 

[NMBB]

St. Kevs education in action.

Yep - Art, Biology and Aesthetics all in one - what a curriculum

 

[JoinDate]

Large sign in shop window - name removed to protect the guilty. I might be might missing something - can a learned poster please explain to me how socks
and hosiery can be "ethically conscious"? - quite truly this can only be described as more FMD stuff

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Only 1 female is allowed to purchase a pair?

 

[Pistol Night]

Only 1 female is allowed to purchase a pair?

Very limited stock in the women’s range. 1 pair

 

[jmac70]

Got a new pair of tracky dacks after the arse finally gave way on the Bonds.

Stitched inside the pocket is an additional piece of fabric that ensures the mobile is secure.

This is a game changer.

 

[NMBB]

Only 1 female is allowed to purchase a pair?

Apparently,

 

[NMBB]

Got a new pair of tracky dacks after the arse finally gave way on the Bonds.

Stitched inside the pocket is an additional piece of fabric that ensures the mobile is secure.

This is a game changer.

Is everything else secure?

 

[Pistol Night]

Is everything else secure?

 

[ottoman]

ottoman you OK mate? Hope the earthquake didn't affect you and yours.

All good thanks mate.
Earthquake happened on the other side of the country.

 

[jmac70]

Is everything else secure?

Tucked in nicely by my Tradie Trunks.

 

[jmac70]

All good thanks mate.
Earthquake happened on the other side of the country.

Thoughts and prayers are with the people of Turkey and Syria.
Can’t fathom what your country is going through.

 

[ottoman]

Thoughts and prayers are with the people of Turkey and Syria.
Can’t fathom what your country is going through.

Thanks Jmac

 

[sr36]

Is everything else secure?

Trackies don't do security. The beauty of trackies is the reduced security - enabling a more relaxed freer bent. Combined with the excitement of always being dangerously susceptible to a dacking.

 

[NMBB]

All good thanks mate.
Earthquake happened on the other side of the country.

Glad you're ok - that was some earthquake - devastation

 

[NMBB]

Trackies don't do security. The beauty of trackies is the reduced security - enabling a more relaxed freer bent. Combined with the excitement of always being dangerously susceptible to a dacking.

Jnac runs a safe, secure route - well away from that type of behavior

 

[jmac70]

Jnac runs a safe, secure route - well away from that type of behavior

Except when I’m really pissed, then anything could happen.