Oppo Camp Steven May (We have messed with his head) 🚭💨

[cfc19902010]

That was the icing on the cake. One of the finest moments of the day

At one stage he looked like a cross of someone who was about to cry / explode / vomit as WHE embarrassed him

 

[Markfs]

heath shaw

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Heath Shaw

Age

38

Ht

183cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.0

5star

K

15.8

5star

HB

5.2

4star

M

6.3

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

472.4

5star

D

14.5

3star

K

11.0

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.6

3star

MG

244.0

4star

D

13.4

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

used to yell at team-mates. I remember the media getting really upset...

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Gotta be the biggest whinger in the AFL! Always looks for the jumps, looks like he's about to cry at any given time.

Haha..he does look like he's about to cry. Reminds me of the toddler who can't decide between throwing a tantrum or bursting into tears with the quivering chin.

 

[ZEV]

At one stage he looked like a cross of someone who was about to cry / explode / vomit as WHE embarrassed him

That was so funny, poor Maysie all puffed out and blown up like a balloon.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

All this negativity about May it's about time someone said something positive.

Well umm, he umm...he's ahh, well you see the thing is...got it.

He's not Dayne Zorko

15

Dayne Zorko

Age

35

Ht

175cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

8.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

14.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

5.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

6.6

5star

CL

1.2

4star

.

 

[Horaceg]

All this negativity about May it's about time someone said something positive.

Well umm, he umm...he's ahh, well you see the thing is...got it.

He's not Dayne Zorko.

…….or Bailey Fritsh1t, so there’s two positive things

 

[NMBB]

…….or Bailey Fritsh1t, so there’s two positive things

I resemble that incineration

 

[Gabbo64]

when I was at school there was a teacher that used to smoke cones with us, we all thought he was the best too. Same with goody, he’s partying with the players so he’s the best.

Just realised that is Les Paul in your avatar.

 

[Chameleon75]

Just realised that is Les Paul in your avatar.

no it’s Django Reinhardt, another giant

 

[Pistol Night]

…….or Bailey Fritsh1t, so there’s two positive things

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Back on topic : Steven

 

[Gabbo64]

no it’s Django Reinhardt, another giant

The big forehead got me.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

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Uncanny.

Also.

 

[Gabbo64]

What did he say at the Melbourne B n F?

Some talk about him sooking up about collingwood smashing the comp this year

Yeah, I got a video of it.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[petrie pie]

no it’s Django Reinhardt, another giant

French Gypsy Django Reinhardt is the best of the best, blazing speed just incomparable his playing with Stefan Grapelli even the American,s knew he was King.

 

[Gabbo64]

French Gypsy Django Reinhardt is the best of the best, blazing speed just incomparable his playing with Stefan Grapelli even the American,s knew he was King.

I guess you could say he gave two fingers to the yanks!!!!

 

[jimmy35]

I’d sum May up this way - he’s a fantastic player who is very courageous, but is also a total dickhead.

I’d sum him up as a ****head

 

[Pedro]

All this negativity about May it's about time someone said something positive.

Well umm, he umm...he's ahh, well you see the thing is...got it.

He's not Dayne Zorko.

If I was him, I'd take that

 

[neilk]

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I couldn't resist inserting this classic:

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Uncanny.

Also.

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Pedro had no choice but to like this post.

 

[SuperSteele22]

Gotta be the biggest whinger in the AFL! Always looks for the jumps, looks like he's about to cry at any given time.

A well deserved achievement considering he had to bide his time behind jack Riewoldt for several years for the title

 

[petrie pie]

I guess you could say he gave two fingers to the yanks!!!!

He was a French gypsy and he did actually live in an old timber Caravan and he lost 2 fingers in a fire in his Caravan but he had blazing speed no pun intended.

As Molly used to say do yourself a favour have a listen "Django,s Blue,s" pn youtube or spotify he was a master player.

 

[FIGJAM]

May got smoked by a skinny bloke with a posh double-barrelled name.

Just let that sink in for a minute, Steven!

 

[Chameleon75]

He was a French gypsy and he did actually live in an old timber Caravan and he lost 2 fingers in a fire in his Caravan but he had blazing speed no pun intended.

As Molly used to say do yourself a favour have a listen "Django,s Blue,s" pn youtube or spotify he was a master player.

didn’t lose two fingers, lost function in two fingers, he couldn’t move them and would set them in place for chords, but did the rest of his work with the two remaining fingers that still had full movement