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Warriors players don't like artichokes, because they remind them of their finals record.

Didn't you also think that Yoko Ono was Japanese for One Egg Please?

My son failed his driving test today. His instructor asked him, "What do you do at a red light?" He replied, "I usually check my emails, and see what people are up to on Facebook." 🥴

Coincidentally, I said to my wife last week, "What would you do if I were to win the lottery?" Without hesitation, she replied, "I'd take half, and leave you." I smiled and said, "Good, because I just won $12.00. Here's $6.00 - don't forget to write."

My wife purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, "Throw this, and wherever it lands, that's where I'm taking you for our next holiday." Turns out we'll be spending 2 glorious weeks behind the fridge.

To quote that wise old saying that I just made up, "You scratch my back, and I'll stab yours." 😄

After 15 seasons at The Underground, it was time for a change - I was feeling almost as stale as Ken Hinkley's game plan. Loving life as an OOB!!!

Depends who the dragon is - my mother in law? 😁

Someone might get charged with tree-son!!!

It's November 2053. It's an emotional day for John, because he's just opened the last packet of toilet paper that his parents bought in 2020 🤣🤣🤣.

There's 3 things The_Kraken can never remember - names, telephone numbers, and the 3rd thing :-).

Definitely a prank sign - it tickled my funny bone.

Reminds me of this:

Nothing brave about the surrender against Geelong - marshmallows possess more spine than that "effort".

During COVID, I remember seeing a sign outside a pub: TOILET PAPER IS NOW A CURRENCY - 8 ROLLS = 1 PIZZA

Pretty much the same here!!!

You make an extremely compelling argument (helped greatly by the fact that I'd rather be there than sitting at a desk!!!).

No argument from me!!!

Trouble is, if they go ahead with plans to host the final at Adelaide Oval, us workers will need to take time off work.

We definitely don't want that much - a day of solid rain would be awesome.

Any chance of sending some rain our way? Pommy bath towels aren't as dry as Adelaide :) (we've had less than 4mm for the whole year).

Plus you can now get a word in. I haven't spoken to my wife for 3 years - I don't want to interrupt her :-). (geez I'm glad she doesn't read bigfooty!!!!!)

What do you mean - me and the missus mucked around first thing this morning....

Only 1 way to avoid a hangover - stay drunk.

I thought I had $707 in my bank account. Turns out it actually said LOL - I had the piece of paper upside down 🥴.

If DemurePrincess was still here, it'd be double by now :-).

I believe it's almost as painful as a Warriors match thread.

I recently asked a Kiwi friend of mine how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting, and promptly fell asleep :-).