Not waiting until the game finishes as I'm turning it off now, but want to put this out there.
Easily the most disappointing game of the season to date. The worst part is because it is 100% between the ears. Closest we've been to our fittest list in over 2-3 years, coming off an inspiring win...
Who: West Coast Eagles vs Greater Western Sydney Giants
Where: Optus Stadium, Perth WA
When: 15:50 WST
What: A massive rogering from both GWS and the umpires
I had grand plans of making up a different satirical preview of Andrew Gaff going through the stations of the cross (in pictures)...
As the title suggests am I the only one that believes our season is on the line this week.
By that I mean our premiership chances. If we lose this week it's almost certain we lose to GWS leaving us likely at least two games out of the top 4.
Considering the Saints are looking like a bottom 4...
Out: Gaff
In: Nisbett
Tell Nisbett for every goal we concede it's $100 off our profit for the year. Guarantee the Saints will not kick a major for the game, Trev will be like a rabid bear destroying campaigners.
Where: The centre of the AFL Universe (MCG)
When: 11:45am local time (as in local to me)
Ahhhh what a whirlwind of a week it’s been with the official West Coast media bashing beginning. It’s like Gerard Whately – fresh from building a scale model of steam train – sat down on Saturday evening...
5: Fold the club
4: Burn my membership
3: Pavlich is thicker than pig shit
2: My Honey puns in the matchday thread
1: 5 beers left before making a martini
So at the start of the year when I signed up for this thread I envisioned being far more optimistic about the season's result to date; I had ideas of creating a Family Feud style OP of Nisbett/Simmo/Hurn/Player#4 vs Kochie/Hinkley/Willie/#4 hosted by Steve Harvey and Junior giving thick as...
West Coast Eagles take on the Hawthorn Hawks this weekend; 11:10am WST on Sunday the 17th of July @ the MCG.
Both teams having underwhelming seasons, Hawthorn sitting 14th on 20 points and could potentially move up to 13th with a win. Unfortunately my AFL app crashed when I went to check where...
Hey there, my name’s Kane and I’m your host for this week’s preview.
You may remember me from sheep dogging my way to 300 AFL games purely on the back of my surname, but these days I provide the AFL media with a balanced and impartial view of the landscape as I see it. After deciding that a...
The Hyundai Excel pulls up in front of the Netflix building, black smoke billowing from the exhaust. The driver looks into the rear-view mirror and fixes eyebrows that are so bushy they look like the Dr Moreau lovechild from genetic splicing of Bart Cummings and Tony Galati.
“Just breathe, it’s...
St Kilda Saints vs West coast Eagles
Where: Skynet Pty Ltd Trading as Disney Global Conglomerate’s Marvel Stadium
When: Saturday 10 April 2021 16:35 AEST
Head to Head: West Coast - 31 St Kilda - 18
Recent matches: West Coast has won 4 out of the last 5 encounters against St Kilda
Flags...
Congrats to the man on 200 AFL games!
Arguably one of the best one on one defenders in the competition and can play tall or small. Rarely beaten and reliable as anything.
Will confess in those first few years I thought he was a bust when he was being thrown around in different positions, but...
Didn't see a thread, not sure if I'll see any of the game and don't want to have to sift through other threads to find the melts - please put them in here.
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