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Hai friends, I bring to you a topic of utmost importance for the integrity of the competition. Perf teams are calling out the unfair advantage of having to travel great distances to play the AFL (despite the damning evidence to the contrary)...

One of my favourite games of the year. Whoever loses I win 😍 Dinsdale spudmaster I will join you in lulzing at your agony or ecstasy (spoiler: agony) Please be close :)

Anyone undefeated in that timeframe should surely be able to participate

Should be a cracker against two bottom 8 minnows :$ I guess we can hope for a Suns victory and subsequent tanker pr0n melt so there's that I guess :rainbow:

Hello friends, What a day! Everyone's second favourite team Essendon storms into the Top 2 and Ben "goat" McKay and Todd "Brad Scott is a better coach at Essendon" Goldstein shit a giant red and black dump on their former team. What will you be doing to celebrate friends? I myself will be...

Felt it was about time for a bay wide goo fred friends. Pretty sure all top 8 sides can post here*. Hell even quite a few of the bottom 8 can. Settle back and enjoy friends :) *oh :(

LOL aints you shittrucks. What did we pay for him? checks notes Oh that's right. Nothing :cool: EAD Plugger35 Also LOL at confirming it was for the AFL as opposed to being the GOAT improver in netball ffs :$

Welcome to my minnow free zone friends :) checks notes Actually you’re not welcome, kindly GTFO

GWS by... actually I don't care.

Simple question friends. The great one Chief, the most stable genius, has asked the question as to whether certain banned posters should be allowed back on the forum. His forum his rules :shrug: With the recent increase in bay posting activity due to a certain....ahem...alert we now put to your due consideration a...

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Before you go - go here if you hate Toby Greene -->>>> ----------- Attention all non-bay posting lurking D/Hs (yes we know you are out there). It's true the standard of the bay has declined in recent times. Yes it's also true this is due to the spamming ****holes that are Geelong, Richmond...

After the Owenfest last night today the AFL gives us.....norf. WTF. Do they schedule this shit whilst high (sorry, sorry - injured)? Oh but wait after that we get Freo-Adelaide in the biggest game of who gives a shit this year. Looks like we have to wait until tomorrow until the premium...

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Name and shame the lowest of the low - even welchers out rank them :$ Jazny - turncoated from multiple teams including Carlton to the Tassie devils T2B_ - turncoated from Carlton to the Tassie devils GudOnya - turncoated from Carlton to the Tassie devils I’m starting to see a theme here...

That's right flogs, news emerging today that the goattrack of a stadium the Lions like to lose at after leading by 50 points in the second quarter is going to be bulldozed with Brisvegas getting a new "world class" 55,000 seat stadium at Victoria Park. I'm sure its not a stupid idea to spend...

Featuring the GOAT McKay! Get around us :)

Gun. Jet. GOAT. All worthy words to describe the absolute beast of a forward that will dominate the competition for the next 15 years. Colemans. Charlie’s. Premierships. Nate feasts on them all. I almost feel sorry for you flogs. Almost :$ Hawfies you’re first :)

Maybe he can take up basketball or something.

Hai flogs, Your esteemed tip master zackah here. Its that time of year again when you get to show us all how utterly shizen you are with your knowledge of AFL football. Join the 2024 tipping comp so we can all lulz and not having a chance to pick Tassie once more Winner gets a nice You Suck...

Footy Is The Win's bogan music spamming in the Australia Day fred got me thinking what the :goat: concert I have ever attended would be. Toss up between Smashing Pumpkins mellon collie tour in 96 at Festival Hall when they were at their GOAT, The Killers in 2018 at BEC (pure entertainment) or...

We probably shouldn't promote relationships with your sister Their basketball team is named after an ant Its small The biggest sporting event they have finishes there and no one GAF about it because the start is the only thing that is interesting (in the drinks break of the cricket) Launceston...

Hello friends A new year and a new bay award. Introducing you to the WOTY! Whilst it was Wosh idea naturally I will take the credit. Rules are simple - nominate your welcher of the year and provide evidence. Welch must have taken place in 2023. Once noms are in a poll will go up to award...

That’s right flogs a shed :$ At least our reason was a functioning bowls club for old flogs not a storage unit. What a s**tstain of a state Tassie is :$ Enjoy your local comps with the occasional player drafted to the afl to make up the numbers even though they aren’t really that good. And...

Finally something we can all agree on :) GOAT football writer Mike Sheehan has rightfully called for Jobe to get his Charlie back. Hell even Andrew spits Demetriflog agrees and with Gil now ****ed off to parts unknown it seems inevitable The Great One will get back his medal. I think we can...

Righto flogs now that FOTY and POTY are out of the way we get to the real award - the 2023 Meltdown Of The Year. 2023 was a big year for meltdowns and the list is far too long to do justice of calling out a few. So throw your nomination in here on a 3-2-1 basis and the top noms will make a...

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Hai friends, I thought we could start the work week with a very inclusive fred to make everyone happy :) #nospreadsheetsallowed

Now that FOTY has wrapped up - LOL Aristotle Pickett - it’s time to move onto the bay Poster Of The Year award. Despite the many PMs pleading to allow mods to be nominated this year sadly we must abstain once more. If we opened it up to us you flogs would never win :shrug: Post your noms below...