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Hey Bombers, feeling quietly confident about this week, found this almost drowned rat in the gutter after DemurePrincess ex, Alfred hit the area. Thought I give this little a dose of the good shit 😉 & see how he handles it. 😏

Oh so the Swampies are different to the Bombers? Coach pulls me off most games & I come back on revitalised ….. different positions thought! 🥴

In the 5 seasons at the Swamprats, I only saw Ant Bear the once & that was when he recruited me & he said let’s have a round of drinks in the bar. I shouted the first & all of a sudden he had to leave, something about Hinkley wanting to see him, or something like that. 🥴

Whoa! How lucky am I ? This branch out of this huge gum tree almost fell where I sometimes park my car. 😱 Ok so it was a bottle brush, but that doesn’t sound half as exciting 😉

Hey Rats where are you? DemurePrincess & I have been wading through swamp water for a few days now, trying to get to the Underground, so get your arses in here & make us feel welcome.

Turned of the wifi modem thinga ma jiggy & hot spotted my iPad to my phone. If anything Alfred has turned me into an IT specialist 🤣

I saw something in our PM… yes I know it’s supposed to be private & I’ll probably get a spanking (if I’m lucky 🤞) for bringing it up here. “We play the Rats this week and I will be pulling out my best pleasantries 🥰” All well & good, but who didn’t make sure the duct tape was secure??

Hi Swampies, nice to be back at the Underground albeit for a visit, has Ant Bear still got the key to the bar? That’s providing he’s still here & hasn’t gone to that other mOB that keeps stealing ex captains. 😱

A great no nonsense OP Wosh I was wondering how you were going to sneak my name into it 😍, very clever putting up last weeks teams, you sly little devil. 😉

Thanks for the week Furies, see ya in the bar Bombers, thanks for calling phil

Oh that thong ? 🥴

At least the coach hasn’t dragged me yet, but it looks like I might of pulled myself off at half time, didn’t get a touch in the third. 😉

#1 Whoa! How lucky are you? Power is off still, internet is shit, so can’t even download anything. The ex saved you serial_thrilla you can call little Alfred off now. 😏

Hey serial_thrilla thought I’d steal your idea of posting 20 pics. Mine is of why Baghdad will win & they are all AI

If you’re comfortable with that, go for it! 🥴

Wind & rain went through our town last night, no power this morning, no damage to property except…..

Hey Pickitt what’s the blurry bit on your messages & please don’t tell me you use your iPhone for toilet paper. 🥴

Aren’t the Gumbies worth spamming? 😏

Almost got it between the roll.

You were married to spudmaster 😱

They’re all clowns, getting their 5 minutes of fame.

Wow! I thought Clive Palmers “Trumpet of Patriots” new party name was bad, but that takes the cake. 🥴

I’m about 2hrs from Brissie, pubs open so is the local IGA, not like Coles & Woolies 40min away in Toowoomba (still 2hrs from Brisbane …. Ooh, we might get wet, let’s shut the shop 🥴

The more the merrier, serial_thrilla has broad shoulders

Oh! You meant the stirring type, my bad. 🥴

Don’t get angry, get better! 🤣

Old Alfred, downgraded from a Tropical Cyclone to all piss & wind Tropical Low. DemurePrincess I was so close to being right. 😏