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There'd be plenty of whine on the Swans board about now.

I can only think of 1 person who likes it - Andrew Dillon.

I get a stitch watching other people exercise!!!!!

She's lost weight.......

Only our mothers can tell us apart.

Victoria 0 for 46 at stumps, and without McAndrew, our attack looks a bit threadbare. Could be a long day in the field tomorrow.

I have to stick up for Kochie here. Some have said that he's not worth spitting on, but I say he is!!!!!

I expect to have sex with Jennifer Hawkins before that happens 🤣.

Mega collapse by Tassie. They were doing nicely in reply to Queensland's 425 - they reached 0 for 86, but they then lost 9 for 66 to be teetering at 9 for 152.

Nielsen must have got straight after I did my last post - now 8 for 254. I was surprised to see that McAndrew isn't playing - is he injured?

SA now 7 for 247 - just 38 behind. Neilsen is the key: not out 45. Hopefully he and the tail can get us to some sort of lead.

On the eve of a new AFL season, I reckon this needs another appearance:

"Well I've talked enough about me - who else would like to say something about me?" Yep - sounds just like James

Did someone leave the Warriors trophy cabinet open again?

Trump recently took some of his ministers out to lunch. They sat down in the restaurant, and the conversation went something like this: Waiter: What can I get you, Mr. President? Trump: Gimme some steak. Waiter: Very good sir, and what about the vegetables? Trump: Yeah they'll have steak as well.

They've copied a Warriors midfield during finals, and gone missing.

D-day for our batsmen is fast approaching - Victoria is 9 for 273, and it's time for our boys to stand up with the bat!!! Boland could be a real handful.

Whenever I go outside I'm finding it so very tough Cos whenever any girl sees me I can't get away fast enough It's something I've just gotta live with I s'pose that I've got no choice It's cos I'm a good looking fella And my beautiful masculine voice!

I just wish you'd stop singing that song before the game: To know, know, know me Is to love, love, love me Just to see me smile Makes my life worthwhile To know, know, know me Is to love, love, love me And I do!

Now 5 down.

As long as there's a mirror in the visitor's change room, so Pugsley can admire himself before the game.

Shatner would be thankful that he didn't marry a woman with the surname Pants.