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    Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept: Now sending pictures of the wrong draftee to members

    There are 18 teams to choose from and you chose Melbourne? 🤭 Okay.
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    Coach Coaching Structure 2025 – McQualter and Stafford Out, Jones and Bassett In

    My one encounter with Jones involved me trying to shake his hand. As I held my hand out he looked over my shoulder with a concerned look on his face & he mouthed the words "What the?" As I looked back to see what he was looking at. I felt him reach into my pants to begin pulling my underwear as...
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    Player Watch #30: Harry Sharp (traded from Brisbane)

    This seems very familiar. Didn't we get a bunch of Port & Freo fans saying the same thing when they offloaded Viv Michie & Ben Newton?
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    All Elite Wrestling

    Will there be a Collision this week?
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    Mega Thread General MFC Discussion IV – Roffey and Pert Gone, Bartlett Case Settled, Board Election Finalised

    Dear Simon Godwin This is Greg. We met around 5 years ago at the Sorrento Hotel. We spoke for about 5 minutes while you were having dinner with your family & you gave me a tip on a horse but it didn't get up. When I came back to tell you it didn't win you were already gone. I wanted to send a...
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    List Mgmt. 2024 Draft/Trade/FA Thread

    There goes our rebuild.
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    Mega Thread General MFC Discussion IV – Roffey and Pert Gone, Bartlett Case Settled, Board Election Finalised

    Well done PG. Should be a thread where everyone writes their most insane letters to the club.
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    List Mgmt. 2024 Draft/Trade/FA Thread

    Paying 95 % of the salary cap is such a shit rule. There should be a window where you can pay whatever as long as you pay the difference within three years. That way you aren't paying massive overs for duds or front loading contracts & would also help clubs not endure decade long rebuilds. I...
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    List Mgmt. 2024 Draft/Trade/FA Thread

    Dear valued member, thank you for taking an interest in the MFC. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of Max Gawn to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the club, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball...
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    Player Watch #5: Christian Petracca – Norm Smith Medallist, 4x All-Australian and 2x Best and Fairest (re-commits to Melbourne)

    I doubt he would do that. He would be giving up a million dollars if that occurred. If a deal isn't done I suspect at the very least he'd be there even if he was just going through the motions.
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    Player Watch #5: Christian Petracca – Norm Smith Medallist, 4x All-Australian and 2x Best and Fairest (re-commits to Melbourne)

    If he wants to go to another club to get away from his mismanagement, fair enough. But he still has a five year contract so we should get the best deal for him. If he only wants to go to a contender he's probably using it as an excuse to get where he wants.
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    All Elite Wrestling

    Anyone know whether All In will be shown for free on Kayo again?
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    Certified Legendary Thread Melbourne Board AFL-Wide (1990 Onwards) Fantasy Draft Comp – Winner: Demon Attack!

    By the time the comp was was over I had won. And I had won by so much a myth began to grow about my drafting ability. Only Topkent suspected something was amiss. He's hated me ever since. I never entered another drafting competition again. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to enter...
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    Preview Changes vs GWS (Round 20)

    Laurie getting a game ahead of Brown after 24 tackles.:$
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    Game Day Round 17 vs. West Coast @ MCG – 1:10 pm AEST

    Back in those days you'd accept 10 goal losses because at least we had a go. But honestly there was a certain freedom to knowing you weren't going to win. It's so much worse having an expectation of winning & serving up the drivel we get now.
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    Game Day Round 17 vs. West Coast @ MCG – 1:10 pm AEST

    Wow. Completely erased that game from my mind. All the beltings tend to blend together. Point still stands though. That's 2 home games in 9 years.
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    Game Day Round 17 vs. West Coast @ MCG – 1:10 pm AEST

    Not sure how the fixture allows this but I think this is the first time we've played West Coast at the G since 2013. (There might have been a game or two in the NT though) That was the game when the players were applauded at half time for being within two goals before going on to lose by 94 points.
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    Review Dees v Norf - the Good, Bad & Fugly and a Happy Norf to you all

    Good: I feel completely removed from the team. Meaning I no longer get upset. I was taking a lot of joy in North almost beating us. Don't think I've ever actually hoped a team would get over the line against us before. Bad: Oliver. Jeez he's been awful this season. Also very undisciplined. That...
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    All Elite Wrestling

    What were the crowd chanting when Deeb was speaking? Seemed to put her off.
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    Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept: Now sending pictures of the wrong draftee to members

    Who would've thought that the guitar army originated from the MFC cheersquad?
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    Club History Completely random Melbourne memories that come to mind for no particular reason

    Agreed. Not only was it freezing & it always seemed to rain but you felt so far away from the action as the stadium was poorly designed. When the ball went up the other end you had to watch the scoreboard which was a yellow & black monstrosity. Combine that with having to catch two trains & a...
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    Club History Completely random Melbourne memories that come to mind for no particular reason

    Its probably the same game but I remember watching a game against Adelaide while on a End Of Season Cricket trip in a bar on the Gold Coast. My mate & I were planning on having a shot for every goal we kicked. We would've walked out sober if we stuck to that plan.
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    Review Dees v Orks: Good, Bad & Fugly

    That's my number 1 episode.
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    All Elite Wrestling

    I quit watching wrestling from 2013 to 2021 & while I'm aware that Sasha Banks was a star in WWE I've never really seen her wrestle so I'm not sure how valid my opinion is, but I've got to say the two appearances from Mone have been very underwhelming so far. Not only does it seem like your...
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    Review Dees v Orks: Good, Bad & Fugly

    Players carrying nicknames from their junior days is asking for trouble. Call Watson The Wizard when he does something close to warranting it. Worst description of a player since Beast Mode when he ducked his way into receiving 6 high tackle frees on debut.
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    Competitions The 2024 Dear Kate competition

    Dear Kate, I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when...
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