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Does it make you walk more / exercise more?

Does anyone here have an Apple watch? Should I buy one?

“This decision draws a line in the sand.” Yeah, that sounds cool

Looks like a Rammstein album cover

Moved house recently and just got around to trying the Vietnamese place across the road. Had the sliced beef pho and a VB ($7) and they gave me 5% off because I paid cash. Best

Bald blokes always wear their glasses on top of their heads like that. We know your glasses aren't your hair

Was at Bunnings the other day at the sausage sizzle and the girl in front of me asked if they had any vegetarian sausages. The guy said no, but that the cow was vegetarian, so would that be alright? She ended up asking for just onions on a piece of bread. I got the last can of Solo

Where did you get these facts?

This would make me start watching AFLW

You be doing nose candy on the Bowie coke mirror My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her Best lyrics ever

The TAN 85 - Carlton are shit

Went to a pub on Christmas Day with family and a relative bought me a pint of Furphy. I drank it out of politeness and then reflected on what a weak prick I am

Did they change the name of Furphy?

“Lean and light in body, Hi-Fi Dry has delicate and subtle notes of crisp red apple” Might give it a miss

It's a hair straightener

Just saw Big W get robbed. The woman knocked over a mannequin and made a scene and the two blokes walked right through the self-serve checkouts with trolleys full of espresso machines. I felt like a ****in idiot for paying for my items

Only ever get asked for id when I’m wearing a hat. ****in hairline

Was telling people that I would start eating better in the new year. So far I've had a kebab, an ice-cream, instant noodles and three VB longnecks

Wrong. Look at him here explaining to the coach and captain how to football

Isn't a laceration just another word for a cut? Could just be two small cuts on his forehead and he's in hospital for some other reason, like high blood pressure

Longnecks?

Bailey Smith not playing a single game and then requesting a trade to the Cats was such a good highlight

Might buy these

They should apologise for this shit apology

Nah, they're so in right now. I've got the Tigers logo and Mr. Krabs on my ones

Breaking news - should have given him the number 12