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Yes Pats an avid reader of Big Footy forums. No doubt I pressured him into "stepping down".

Thanks for that.

East Keilor will be celebrating his year and 7% winning percentage by presenting him with a gold hair brush and $200 voucher for Advanced Hair. 👏👏👏👏

Can you cut and paste the main part of the article? Can't open it.

Might be worth a few goals to EK. NOT having Pat coaching is like a 3 goal breeze for East Keilor

Pat

I'm hearing EKs coach has cracked the sads after last week's loss to Deer Park and may be a no show this week.

You can't really call what he does coaching. It's mainly bagging his own players and smoking.

That seems very organised.

No I support a well organised highly professional EDFL team that doesn't have a clown for coach.

Any East Keilor people on here? Let's get Pat onto the thread to discuss his KPIs. There are many on here I'm sure that would like to see the crayon drawn game plan the meastro came up with for 2024.

Pat IS the joke.

Will Pat make it to the end of the season? Some extremely big loses coming up in the last rounds. I believe internally there's trouble brewing for the only coach in the league that has to pay the club to let him stand on the bench and pretend.

There's been interest from St Augustines primary school for Pat to coach their boys netball team. Currently between him and Ronald McDonald for the job.

East Keilor 2nd from the bottom after this round? When will coach Pat be sacked? Has he met the KPIs the last coach was sacked for?

Coach Pat trying desperately to buy a few wins so his stats don't look so miserable.

Heath Shaw playing would be more about fan girling for an ex Collingwood player and the coach stroking his own ego. If the club was actually paying Pat he'd struggle to get a spot cleaning boots. Everyone at the club knows it.

East Keilors coaching appears to be abusing your own players from the sideline while wearing a tshirt that's 2 sizes to small and smoking a cigarette. If you didn't know you'd think he was a spectator that's jumped the fence. They are doomed as long as he is calling the shots. Their ladder...

Is Pat the only coach in the league that pays to pretend to be a coach?

Who is the most underperforming team so far this season from expectations? East Kelior with the only coach in the league who pays the clubs to let him pretend has to be at the top of the list.