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Been following developments on twitter for the last couple of hours. 100+ missiles from Iran launched two minutes ago. Nice knowing y'all.

Bloody hell, four of Mrs Turbo 's pina coladas and I'm anybody's. How much ****ing Bacardi did you use???

Wow, twitter generation with a 5 second attention span. Oh well. Wrap your laughing gear around this instead:

Yeah, why not, Mrs Turbo can we please have another for manicpie? Just to be sociable, I don't know what level of access the Royals can expect.

Cheers!

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You've done it again. First you post pics of that debauched orangutan who I'm no longer on speaking terms with, and now you tag me in with a pic of that prick. You know this is my scam, I'm feeling dissed. Besmirched. Not Happy Jan. I'll need a couple of your special pina coladas to make up...

How many times do you have to be told DON'T EAT THE CRAYONS!

So it seems!

Says a lot. RIP

I'm waiting for my mate in the drug squad to release it. WTF have you been up to???

Left in plenty of time for an appointment at Footscray hospital, the department was in a building over the back so the instructions said to park in Eleanor Street. Prang on the freeway so arrived with less than five minutes to park, pay and get to my appointment. Signs are all 2P ticket only...

Pugsley I'm bringing this to your attention, as captain you know what to do. Bombers have inner sanctum access for the finest things in life and I'm sure if Tigerturbulance sees blatant thievery it won't be looked upon favourably...

Sensational!!!! Thank you Wosh good call Thank you Bombers, see you all in the aftermatch, enjoy the facilities. You deserve the best after putting up a gallant fight.

wearing out the F5 key here

Why yes, yes we were, it kind of all turned to shit because you can't keep your hands off DemurePrincess instead of the ball.

3 : 17.03 {lHBF} - U2tigers and DemurePrincess both holding each other. ... 3 : 17.12 {rHFF} - DemurePrincess has run into U2tigers and is hurting. Bono breaking hearts again

Leave it, Pugsley !

2 : 15.51 {lHBF} - U2tigers and DemurePrincess both holding each other. Oooo errrrr! :rolleyesv1:

1 : 24.57 {C} - Handpasses to Over The Post. ===================================== SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1 Ophidian Old Boys : 7.3.45 Baghdad Bombers : 3.0.18 ===================================== Bugger, booted it through for a qoal but the siren went just before. Robbed by the...

tomjoad is a marked man now. Gloves are off.

I'm here!

Buying a suit. Not only is google so enshittified its almost useless, but shops using AI generated images???? To sell a suit????? Don't want to rain on their parade, but I don't want to wear a suit that hangs like this. And I'm sure that nipples showing through shirt, waistcoat and jacket...

First time I was there, I stayed in a big hotel opposite the lake. Didn't do much for me, and I was less than impressed to find that the advertised breakfast from 7am was actually cleaned out by the busloads of Chinese tourists who had descended like locusts at 6:45 and there was just the grey...

Thieving ****. I might be shilling for the Pope, but I don't see you objecting to the shillings headed our way from the collection plates.

Oooh! Where did you stay?

I'm in. Hopefully the bowls have a little less bias than my practice coconut.

Maybe Brisbane because I alway enjoyed umpiring Fitzroy at the Brunswick St Oval, fantastic atmosphere. Mobbs knows.

Shits not given as far as I'm concerned. I'll check the scores now and then and if it isn't a blowout might listen to a radio stream.

It's because of people like you that Idaho had to move a milepost 53 feet because the regular one kept getting stolen.