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    News Brynn Teakle signs with North Melbourne

    He didn't nominate.
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    Player Watch #?: Brynn Teakle - Pick 15 2024 MSD - Welcome to NM

    Well the question was 'why did Port Adelaide delist him', and that's why. If North find some other role for him, more power to them, but he's the worst #1 ruck I've ever seen at AFL level bar none.
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    Player Watch #?: Brynn Teakle - Pick 15 2024 MSD - Welcome to NM

    I presume some of you on this board play Supercoach, right? Would you like to know who the most reliable Supercoach captain in the game was the last couple of seasons? Was it Nick Daicos, averaging 120 points per game? Marcus Bontempelli, averaging 129 points per game? No. It was 'Brynn Teakle's...
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    Player Watch Mid-Season Pick #12 (2024) - Logan Evans

    Happy to give this kid a go. If he can lock down an opposition forward without being a complete spud going the other way, then there could be a place for him in our lineup.
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    List Mgmt. Mid-season draft 2024

    Are you all on a five year time delay? Why do people keep saying 'another HBF?' like it's not a need, as if we don't have Ryan Burton and Lachie Jones stinking it up every week back there.
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    Preview Changes & Preview - Ports vs Carlton Round 12 Thursday May 30th @ Adelaide Oval

    Oh good Francis Evans again. This is sure to go better than the last 57 times we've dropped him and brought him back in.
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    Preview Changes & Preview - Ports vs Carlton Round 12 Thursday May 30th @ Adelaide Oval

    "What's a malaka?" - Jason Horne-Francis to Tommy A, probably
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    'Stole' an election by ... convincing eligible voters in that election to vote for him, and winning more votes than his opposition because he did so.
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    Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 27

    This would lead to 50 HTB's a game.
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    Player Watch Pick #14 (2019) - Miles Bergman

    'Cooked' Ryder still played plenty of football in 2020. 'Cooked Ryder instead of mega spud Lycett having the worst quarter of all time in the final quarter of the 2020 PF may have singlehandedly been the difference in us winning a flag or not winning a flag.
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    Player Watch Pick #14 (2019) - Miles Bergman

    Apparently so, since you list us as getting Mitch Georgiades with the pick we got in the trade, but once you take father son/NGA bidding into account we actually got him from a pick trade we did with Brisbane. We got Dylan Williams with the second pick we got in the Dougal trade (plus a...
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    And in fact the post specifically said "The "stop the steal" contingent is unhinged and bizarre and doesn't seem to give a coherent explanation as to what happened and how.". So it's good to see FlowersByIrene's tacit approval of that message.
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    You have thought about my smartarse answer a lot harder than I did.
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    Then I'm sure you will be looking forward to the 60th consecutive fair presidential election which will be taking place later this year.
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    https://www.aa.com.tr/en/americas/trump-says-israel-must-finish-the-problem-in-gaza/3156497 https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/06/world/middleeast/trump-jerusalem-israel-capital.html https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-palestine-protests-deport-b2552218.html...
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    Player Watch Pick #14 (2019) - Miles Bergman

    Stopped reading here. I'm not repeating myself. Go back and look at our trades that offseason. Or even simpler, just go back and look at my post you quoted to begin this discussion.
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    Play Nice 45th President of the United States: Donald Trump - Part 19: Law and Odour

    This is why I don't get the hero worship. Even if you put his terrible politics aside, he's just the weakest, whiniest, most narcissistic, most objectively dishonest, most pathetic excuse for a human I can imagine. And these people see him as a paragon of strength? Even if I agreed with Donald...
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    Preview Changes & Preview - Ports vs Carlton Round 12 Thursday May 30th @ Adelaide Oval

    By far the most self-important poster on this board calling you arrogant did give me a laugh.
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    Player Watch Pick #14 (2019) - Miles Bergman

    Lots of busts 'had the tools to be very good players'. Will Day and Kossie Pickett already are very good players. And Kossie has a PAFC connection and plays a position we desperately need help in.
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    List Mgmt. Mid-season draft 2024

    Awful footballer. Poor man's McEntee.
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    Player Watch Father-Son Pick #60 (2021) - Jase Burgoyne

    His name is Jase right? I think we should call him Horne-Francis, after Port Adelaide legend Jase Horne-Francis. That or Roller.
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    Player Watch Pick #14 (2019) - Miles Bergman

    Just a reminder that we could have had our choice of Will Day or Kossie Pickett on our list instead of this guy if we hadn't rolled over like little bitches in the Dougal Howard trade (even though Doogs was contracted for four years at the time).
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    List Mgmt. Mid-season draft 2024

    While we're still stuck playing Burton and Jones on the regular, I'm open to giving Logan Evans a go.
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    Injury 2024 Injury Updates Thread

    Don't worry m8, maybe one day you'll post something that someone else likes.
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    Player Watch Jason Horne-Francis - You were always one of us

    Wardlaw is good (better than Sheezel IMO) but in the same way an Ollie Wines or a Jack Viney is good. JHF has best player in the comp level potential.
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    Toast The Renaissance of Ollie Wines

    Okay, well if you want to stand by your comments in the face of literally everyone else in the thread telling you and showing you how wrong they are, be our guest.
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    Toast The Renaissance of Ollie Wines

    It's okay to just admit you got this one wrong instead of continuing to embarrass yourself.
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    Toast The Renaissance of Ollie Wines

    Well if you could read you'd have seen the other final I mentioned in my post and the several other finals mentioned in other posts.
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    Toast The Renaissance of Ollie Wines

    We don't beat Freo in 2014 without him, and along with Bonner he was the only player who showed up to the PF in 2021.
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