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  1. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 22: Loss

    Trust Essendon to give them their first away win this season.
  2. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Toast RND 21: We Gave Freo The Old Heave Ho!

    Hell of a behind.
  3. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Player #21: Dyson Heppell - Goodnight, sweet prince. What a legend! 🤙 - 24/8

    I’m not sure what we get from playing him. As decent as he was for the first half of the season there’s nothing he’s doing that someone else couldn’t do. Leadership? Can’t say he does anything particular inspiring. It’s a nothing selection each week that could be better spent developing someone.
  4. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    This attempted comeback is even more embarrassing. Playing like there’s another quarter to go.
  5. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Nothing like bombing it long to the loosest defence in the league.
  6. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 18 - Melbourne v Essendon, MCG, 13/7/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Trying to do too much with it when the conditions don’t suit. Usual dumb football.
  7. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Player #47: Jye Menzie - Signs on for 2025 - 18/7

    He's the Essendon prototype small forward we've been drafting for years. Slow, not particularly skilful, but kicked a couple of goals once so we'll persist for years.
  8. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 16: Loss To The Pussies

    The umpiring was garbage, but it doesn't excuse the terrible performance.
  9. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Get a few to even it up in useless positions when the game’s done.
  10. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Game’s done. Umpires just awful.
  11. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    **** me, that’s bad.
  12. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Just waste any momentum we have.
  13. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 16 - Geelong v Essendon, MCG, Saturday 29/6/24, 7.30pm AEST

    Forward entries are shit as usual and don’t have the smalls to capitalise.
  14. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 15 - Essendon v West Coast, Marvel Stadium, Sunday 23/6/24, 1.00pm AEST

    Gonna be a nice bruise free shoot out.
  15. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Autopsy RND 13: Done By The Blues

    Playing at about our expected level. Had a decent fixture and barely got over the line over some awful sides. Sitting in second with such a low percentage tells you where we’re at. Not end of the world stuff, just an average side still building up.
  16. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 13 - Essendon v **** Carlton, MCG, Sunday 9/6/24, 7.20pm AEST

    Everyone just stopped after Curnow dropped the mark. Strange shit.
  17. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 13 - Essendon v **** Carlton, MCG, Sunday 9/6/24, 7.20pm AEST

    Wouldn’t be like old mate to do something ****ing stupid.
  18. mad_monkey_j

    VFL Round 11: Essendon vs Carlton, Windy Hill, Sunday 09/06/24, 2:05 PM

    Every time I watch VFL I’m reminded how terrible the standard of umpiring is.
  19. mad_monkey_j

    Game Day Round 3 - Essendon v St Kilda, Marvel Stadium, Saturday 30/3/24, 4.20pm AEDST

    Just end to end garbage. Awful viewing.
  20. mad_monkey_j

    AFL Player #20: Peter Wright

    Imagine pleading guilty to cop the 4 weeks anyway. They really are useless every time it comes to a suspension/the tribunal.
  21. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    Charges too quickly to use it when you’re not pretty much next to goal. Useful for the shots where you wanted a quick kick at goal instead of waiting 30 minutes for the meter to charge and shanking it in the goal square.
  22. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    I haven't played in 9 months, so can't comment too much on the overall gameplay, but it feels reasonable. The R1 quick charge for on the run shots is a gamechanger, though. No more belting it out on the full waiting to charge up a shot.
  23. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    Can not figure out set shots to save myself anymore. Am I adjusting for wind or some arbitrary swing? Because it seems to go in a random direction no matter what.
  24. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    Compared to release the game is miles ahead. Pretty fun now, but still a bunch of frustrating issues. Auto-interchange is still cooked. Every game Draper is swapped for Harry Jones, and with how important the ruck is against the AI, I'll just get pummelled in the centre bounce. Easy way to have...
  25. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    Feel like I can't get a disposal out in a tackle at all now after it being consistent enough yesterday. Plus player responsiveness is still a bit garbage. Would kill to get a quick snap on goal out of an inside 50 clearance.
  26. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23 - Part 2 with added Pro Team

    Games much more playable even with some jank. Still going nowhere near management mode, though. Had the AI have a push in the back against, that was a surprise. Still think there’s those tackles where everyone stops and it should be a free but the AI just picks it up and ****s off with it...
  27. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23: Launch Thread (Xbox release date TBC)

    There really needs to be an option for a quick shot. By the time my player realises they have the ball, turns around, and then I charge the kick the balls already down the other end. Plus not being able to control a single player, and my whole team stopping, when the cpu marks makes it...
  28. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23: Launch Thread (Xbox release date TBC)

    Game is fun enough for AFL game standards. I’m getting some entertainment even though it is campaignered in parts. Few things: Kick outs are cooked. Either goes out on the full or a deliberate rushed behind. Can only torp it. Maybe I’m incompetent, but handballs fire off in random directions. If...
  29. mad_monkey_j

    Multiplat AFL 23: Launch Thread (Xbox release date TBC)

    Much clearer with a patch list. At least we’ll know what to look for and expect.
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