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We passed over the red bull too yeah, as he clearly had his own stash of... something... something trippy. He was giving me weird Leisure Suite Larry Vibes. We dodged a bullet there.

I know we had to let Swampy the Prawn go because... he looked a little too much like a peen... and he found the stash of blow behind the whore tree.

Hey Tonga Bob, is our new mascot ready to go this week? What's his name again?

Snap. Was about to say the same thing. Tonga Bob you need to lift your beer glass cleaning game. Make sure you have a clean glass before we crack out Barleywine on Friday. So looking forward to that.

I remember hearing that song before I went to see King Kong. As a result I went in prepared for a long wait before the monkey sex scene. Boy was I surprised...

****. 24 hours in and we're at ten pages. Two if you filter out all the camels post.

brian_muz enters the room.

Free and easy. Highly recommended. Trap for new players - remember to put pants on before heading out for lunch.

Yeah, I just checked the BOM. A CBF front just rolled in and there is high chance of **** all developing in the afternoon as a result. Strong chance of late beer.

It's the happiest day of the week. Buscemi Friday! Remember not to overcook your Buscemi. Top chefs recommend cooking him to an internal temperature of 55 then allowing to rest for 5 minutes before serving.

Miiisssss yooooouuuuu

I like to wake the kids up by playing them bad 80s music really loud. They cry. They say they hate me. It's hilarious. Anyway, usually I go for classic hair metal (kick Start My Heart, Love Bites etc.). This morning, I might just have blasted a little Pump Up The Jam. They're going to be so...

Actually, turns out House of Pain is taken. Shame. Can you imagine this atmosphere at Coney Island? Our fans would turn this up to 11. This x Warriors = **** Yeah! Even the whore tree would be jumpin' House of Pain - College Football

I thought we ditched that one when we realised it had no lyrics? I know the short list included: Cows with Guns - Dana Lyons Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) - Scatman John Jump Around - House of Pain

Let's try this again... Tonga Bob should we use this round to roll out the new Warriors song? What was the base tune we decided on again?

I was the only one in the office on Friday a few weeks back. I told everyone on Zoom that to honour of the occasion I had implemented Pants Free Friday. I think they took me seriously as I've been the only one in the office on Friday's ever since. If it keeps up it's going to be Pants Free and...

Very excited... but why is all the snow yellow?

Yeah, I've been banned from X so...

We talked about this in training. I set you up and you knock 'em down. There are so many places you could have taken this. Our new sponsor: The Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-day Saints, The CFMEU, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Medicinal Canibus Australia, Advanced Hair, Prostate...

If it's rare, use the iron to cook it until it's medium to well done.

Hey Tonga Bob. Are we debuting our big new guernsey sponsor this round?

You're not sure? You're not doing it right.

Turkey? La di da. Someone's parents had jobs growing up.

It matters not. They both burn the same.

Stuffing, like a stuffed toy? Or stuffing like a Christmas chicken?

Who are we playing this week? Hmm, De mons (that how you pronounce it?). Never heard of them. oh well, I'm sure they bleed just like all the others.