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I’m disappointed with this pick at 193cm. If he can get to 194cm, this will be the biggest draft steal in the history of the modern era. Books will be written, Geoff Parker will be knighted.

Just a guy

When we re-sign Dolmio to a richly deserved four-year deal, I request this thread be rephrased to “Welcome back Trent McKenzie”

Dulmial has activated a trigger clause for next year with that goal assist 😊

me rn

Remember Darren Pfeiffer?

The mostly positive reaction to this, outside a shouty few, has actually restored my faith in humanity somewhat. It is also hilarious that someone likes Reggie Jackson. It would be like Steph Curry pulling the Mark Williams shotgun.

I don’t want to give my player comp lest I curse my son Xavier Duursma but middle-class Lachie Whitfield has had a terrific start to his career

2030: polar ice caps melted, humanity devolves into an anarchic fight for survival on the streets, subsisting on whatever scrap food can be found, port bigfooty board have almost narrowed down xavier duursma’s player comparison

This lad is an absolute gun

In this thrd ppl pretend that Hombsch had trade value

SO excited for the Sam M/Hayes era :hearteyes:

Guey_34

Sorry mate I got mixed up due to the uh, ignored content, thought you were referring to Hayes

It seems to me we’ve done alright in recent years as compared to the days of losing Francou, Primus, Wilson, Paxman et al. We always seemed to cop one to a top 10 player at the worst time.

Whomst’d?

With new modern medical technology the DREADED ACL doesn’t seem the disaster that it once was. A feisty band of heroes, led by club doctor Mark Fisher, will lead a brave RECOVERY, in order to facilitate Hayes’ quick return to the weights room. Elsewhere, the club has deployed one of its top...

The Dulmial Gun is locked and loaded, just like it was during in Pakistan during the WW1. See below for a detailed discussion of The Dulmial Gun and how it came to be the widely accepted nickname of Port Adelaide footballer, Trent McKenzie. 27th November 2014 Military cannon’s long journey from...

Have been asked by the club to change Trent’s official nickname to The Dulmial Weapon as the term ‘gun’ is too suggestive. #resist

On the contrary, this is why it will catch on. Old codgers who have partook in too many schooners trying to banter and then the Dulmiole Goon will roost one over the Women’s and Children’s (ironically having a healing effect on those who normally suffer as non-combatants in armed conflict)...

The Dulmial Gizun, son

Seemed like a classy dude in the interview with him on FoxFooty’s draft coverage.

Yep, sorry you couldn’t make it. Next time!

Thankyou to Dylan8 finbarr and B0ydmaniac for RSVPing. See you guys tonight!!!

I’d like to add my welcome to the Dulmial Gun, Trent McKenzie.

I’ve already got a nickname for him - Dulmial Gun - named after the Scottish-made cannon (McKenzie of course being of Scottish origin). This was gifted to a village in Pakistan (it was India at the time of WW1), to commemorate the involvement of their soldiers in that campaign. It mirrors the...

Quality player and person. Hope he breaks out at WC.