doug petrie

Chewy, get stuck in your teeth and not actually fruit in any way, probably difficult to scientifically justify as food really. Uncle Toby's even has the audacity to put them in single-serves like they're some delicacy. What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?

Listen to me you scumbags. Anyone with an iota of football knowledge knows the difference between hard-earned success and pathetic charity. They know when victory is the result of hard work and skill and when it all comes down to a fluke of timing. They know when a team has really earned a...