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Yo nerds, guess what? [unrealistic pause for a reply that will never come] I may be with captaincy this season, but that's not gonna stop me from getting back on my bullshit by giving you the stats that you neither requested nor craved. That's right - the Free Kick Table returns for season 33...

Hello nerds! In what has quickly become a highlight of the SFA season, Bob's Statistics (a division of Bob's Shitpostsᵀᴹ) is once again delighted to present to you the Free Kick Table for season 32! For those of you that are either new to the SFA or have repressed any memory of its existence...

In just a few days time, in Round 10 of Season 23, the exclusive club of players to have played 300 or more games will jump from 10 members to 12 members as two of the leagues greatest to ever take to the field will notch up their triple ton. It was only two weeks ago when the group went from...