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    Media Phenom's Season 26 Schtick: You Decide!

    Yes, I'm not thinking things out and letting the SFA at large decide on my new schtick! That's right, you get decide on what the SFA's 78th most popular personality's annoying gimmick! Will it be... Option 1: Game Show Host Every week or so, Phenom will pick several disgruntled posters and...
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    Media La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo propose a Ha-Hi-Hu-He-Hostile takeover of Gumbies FFC

    Now, as we all know, Gumbies FFC have dug themselves into a bit of a hole lately (mostly because of Golumless), and many posters have made suggestions about the direction of the club and its future in the league. The ghost town that most Gumbies match threads have turned into Mostly along the...
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    Media Top 12 Reasons Why Elton Johns Wig Is Better Than Me! (Number 11 Might Shock You!!!)

    So here's the media piece I was meant to write last week about how Elton Johns Wig is better than me. So here we go... 12: He has friends in the SFA. I just have people who tolerate me. 11: Dunno 10: He comes up with better insults than I do. 9: He's a better midfielder than me. 8: He's far...
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