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CHAPTER 1: ABOUT THE BEEZ TROPHY Winning the beez Trophy is, perhaps, the greatest individual honour available in this league. I certainly think that’s the case. Voted by the players, the beez Trophy recognises the best poster of the league each season, but what does it actually take to win...

Friends, today is simply a wonderful day, for it's a day where we can get together, sit cross-legged in a circle on the floor, and be educated on the league's three greatest ever comeback stories. Let's begin! 3. JOSHWOODENSPOON Our dear friend JoshWoodenSpoon left the league for a time in...

Hello everybody. At the end of Season 26, I posted the undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent Headless Formula™. You can read all about it here - it's one of the all-time great threads...

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This weekend, our dear friend to and teammate or ex-teammate of so many, Quivorir, registers game number 300 in the Sweet FA. A wonderful achievement from a poster who has played for five Sweet FA clubs (who knew that Quiv once played a single game for the Swamprats?). Let's hear from Quiv's...

Hello everybody. At the end of Season 26, I posted the undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent Headless Formula™. You can read all about it here - it's one of the all-time great threads...

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A Wonder and a Dragon are in the box seat to gain All-Sweet FA honours in Season 30, writes Headless, the league's 12th best but most-loved poster. --- As you all know, every single player who plays on the interchange is noble and deserves recognition. The least celebrated position of any...

#ibelievethisweekisthe100thgameofourgoodfriendmanangatang Hello everybody. As you all know, I am the league's favourite poster, but this thread isn't about me. No, truly. It honestly isn't. And that's me being honest. This thread is instead about our good friend manangatang, because...

The Demons Envy of the league The juggernaut keeps rolling One better this time

As you know, the Season 29 All-Sweet FA team presented two of the greatest injustices the league has ever seen. BIG TIME. Use this thread to discuss who you think might be in contention for end-of-season honours. Claim that such and such is a "lock" despite the fact that we're only in Round 4...

Hello everybody. At the end of Season 26, I posted the undisputed* top 100 qootballers of all time based on the gobsmackingly excellent Headless Formula™. You can read all about it here - it's one of the all-time great threads...

1. https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/s30-sign-up-thread-and-useful-links.1242464/#post-65735606

HEADANALYSIS: WHAT'S A MATCH THREAD POST WORTH? Hi everybody. Headless here - the Sweet FA's most-loved community leader and absolute icon of Sweet. You probably should have noted that already. Here are some ways you might have realised it was me, rendering my opening "Hi everybody" completely...

Join me in this thread to talk about blessings and curses. Don't you dare landfill this.

Fans left baffled after Swamprat superstar deprived of game time H. Fewer Than When you think of the Sin City Swamprats, you think of one player: Magus. A fan favourite and undoubtedly the most skilled of all the Rats, Magus has quietly put together a spectacular season, providing the Rats...

Death. Taxes. The Demons being an absolute powerhouse of the competition. These are the things from life we should expect. After the Demons' perhaps unparalleled home and away run over the last several seasons, plus a cheeky premiership, we have certainly become accustomed to the delightfully...

Hi everybody. Headless here - your friendly community helper. We're now a decent way through the season, and what a season it's been! Who could forget that time the Gumbies lost heaps of games, or that time that guy got nuked for doing weird stuff? What a jolly fun time we've all had. But we...

BREAKING: S29 All-Sweet FA Team Reduced to 16 Players H. Fewer Than, 26 February 2020 The Sweet FA has this afternoon been rocked by a major announcement pertaining to All-Sweet FA honours in Season 29. It is understood that just 16 players will be recognised come the end of the season - a...

The West Coast Wonders. The Mount Buller Demons. The two biggest and oldest club in the land. In Round 5 of this season, the two face off in what will be the 500th home and away game for both clubs. It doesn’t get much bigger than this. The West Coast Wonders entered the competition as a...

To quote our fearless leader Ant Bear, the interchange is a specialist position, should be celebrated as such, and is absolutely not reserved solely for inactive have-beens who should have retired long ago, rookies vying for a "better" position (presumably the other interchange position), and...

Ho ho ho, SFA! Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018! I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic. Besides, this year...

Let’s be honest: nobody enjoys a match thread involving the Dragons. Even those who play for the Dragons. It’s up to Thursday, and honestly I still have no idea who plays for them apart from Hatchy1992. It’s a sad state of affairs, and something needs to be done in order to remedy the situation...

As you know and probably think about often, Headless started this season sitting on 291 games. Yes, that's right - 291 games. You heard me - in the top 20 of all time, uh huh. That's right, Don Brodka. Uh huh. That's right. ABOVE: "Uh huh. That's right." And the exciting thing for you...