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Past two nights this has happened...rocks being thrown onto the roof in the dark before 9.30pm. So my question is what to do? Go out they see me and think that's a laugh. Ignore? Call cops? :(:(

Let's settle this highly contentious issue once and for all. (And just so you know if you choose "abbrev." you're wrong)

i seen a lot of laughing at the poor and slow happening chrisco thread and the kmart one othersbuddy let me tell you if you were so rich and smart hey you wouldn’t be here with 34,000 bigfooty posts looking for self affirmation at 1am in the mornning on your 2009 acer lappy hey why not leave...

My money says somewhere between 3 and 5

What's with it? A few traits are: - Could this stuff taste any worse? It's, like, "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm still stuffed from that huge bag of smoked almonds!" And what's with that beef stroganoff they serve you? It's looking at you, like, "Come on! I dare you”. And the guy next to me, he...

Someone has left a cow completely covered in tar my driveway. What can I do? #legally (Obviously they'll be gone soon but yeah ideas for next time/others)

Chewy, get stuck in your teeth and not actually fruit in any way, probably difficult to scientifically justify as food really. Uncle Toby's even has the audacity to put them in single-serves like they're some delicacy. What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?

Dry chocolate, stale honeycomb and a general nothingness flavour. People have the audacity to act like they're some kind of delicacy. What are your experiences with these truly tasteless, overrated snacks?

Listen to me you scumbags. Anyone with an iota of football knowledge knows the difference between hard-earned success and pathetic charity. They know when victory is the result of hard work and skill and when it all comes down to a fluke of timing. They know when a team has really earned a...

A Tigers fan walks into a bar. The barman looks across at him and says, "What'll it be?" "One beer, please," the pathetic Tiger says. "I'm celebrating - the Tiges are 5-0! Best team in the comp!" The barman doesn't know much about football but he knows how to talk to lonely no-hopers long...

Four losses on the trot to start the year. Congrats, you insignificant bandwagoning tossers.

Night guys, hope you are well. I was wondering if anyone New how many clangers that Excellent player Jäger O'Mera had on the weekend?

Hi Would anyone like to have a heated argument on the internet? You can choose the topic. It can be whatever you want.

Congrats to the Tasmanian Football Corp. Inc on a fantastic 2016, completing the quartet of flags in the process. I myself sadly missed a lot of football this year, including the entire finals series. I can only assume from the multitude of shithouse goo chugging threads started by piece of...

I plan to bump this thread permanently. That means forever.

Hot off the press. In exchange for Hill + early second rounder they'll swap for. You heard it here first.

Greetings, you bunch of poorly educated, lower-class, barley literate, pathetic unloved teenagers/immature man children/sad, hopelessly lonely middle aged men who have stumbled upon this brilliantly crafted thread whilst waiting for your sick, low-quality but free-to-view fetish pr0n to load in...

10 and 5. a 32 mauling in thier fourth straight loss, which by all reports was heavily embarrassing??? after being 10 and 1? And 9 and 0? five losses in six weeks? shit teams do this. good teams bounce back. by golly, norf are a shit team. No finals? It's a possibility looking at their draw...

When most teams are on a good run, especially those which struggle to get respect from the footballing public, the overwhelming feeling pushed by clubs and supporter bases is humility. Don't get ahead of yourselves. One week at a time. Let's keep a lid on it. At Geelong in 07' it was a mantra...

A norf fan walks into a bar. The barman looks across at him and says, "What'll it be?" "One beer, please," the pathetic norfie says. "I'm celebrating - norf are 7-0! Best team in the comp!" The barman doesn't know much about football but he knows how to talk to lonely no-hopers long enough...

From abc.com.au Former Essendon veteran Mark McVeigh has moved to dispel reports Maria Sharapova used illegal supplements for almost a decade, despite the tennis superstar admitting to doing so in front of world media. The 232-gamer, who played his entire career at Windy Hill, told Melbourne's...