phenomenalv1

Yes, I'm retiring. Really. It's not a decision I came to lightly, and I suspect that the SFA at large will be quite happy with it, and I find that completely understandable. To be perfectly honest, I've had one foot out the door since the end of Season 25. I think the signs have been there...

I'm often asked a lot of questions about my role in the SFA. Sometimes I get told to retire or receive hollow threats, but the one question I get asked is "Why haven't you posted the next SFA Game Show?" The answer to that is simple: I am a master procrastinator. That and the contestants keep...

Yes, I'm not thinking things out and letting the SFA at large decide on my new schtick! That's right, you get decide on what the SFA's 78th most popular personality's annoying gimmick! Will it be... Option 1: Game Show Host Every week or so, Phenom will pick several disgruntled posters and...

#PHIFTY Yes, you read that correctly, this Sunday I'll be playing my 50th SFA game! And what better way to celebrate it than with a selection of numbers from all the musicals that have been written about my sensational SFA career! Yes, throughout this week, this thread will be counting down...

It's the big one! For the first time in nearly 14 months, PhenomenalV1 and Elton Johns Wig will square off against each other on the Qootball field. Whoever get the most...actually, we still don't know how we're going to judge this. We'l work this out later. Anyway, he wager is simple...

Yes on both counts. I have nothing else to say. Go home. If this doesn't get my thread-posting ability taken away, I don't know what will. OK, OK, have some actual media...