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*Formally known as the Alberton Qootball Club New Logo designed by Supercheapgiants Established - S04 (2004) Re-Established - S16 (2013) Premierships (3) Season 06 Alberton Swamprats 14.11 (95) defeated Las Vegas Bears 11.12 (78) FB *PAF Toots Hibbert Pred HB Porthos Ford Fairlane...

Welcome once again to another qooty tipping season. As no one else has bothered to do it, I will. The deadline for tips each week will be Thursday night same time as team sheet deadline. But for round 1 because it is just being put up today, the deadline will be 11:59pm Melbourne time on Friday...

Established: Season 04 Home Ground: The House of Gumby Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White Premierships: Season 16 Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21, S31 Most Games Played: peterss (377) Most Goals: winty (437) Captain: DenieD 0. Ned Ryerson 1. eDPS 2. EagleOz 3. GWS Goose (LG) 4. beez (LG) 5...

With the expansion vote due next Monday, we are seemingly no closer to understanding how Sweet FA might look beyond season 33. The entry of a thirteenth team into the competition throws up the likelihood of including byes in the fixture for next season, an idea that is unpalatable to some around...

Established: Season 04 Home Ground: The House of Gumby Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White Premierships: Season 16 Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21, S31 Most Games Played: peterss (377) Most Goals: winty (437) Captain: DenieD 0. Ned Ryerson 1. eDPS 2. EagleOz 3. GWS Goose (LG) 4. beez 5. Barrybran...

Are you a captain who needs to nominate players for awards? Perhaps you're part of a leadership group trying to separate two or three players. Well you've come to the right place. I have stats, stats and MORE STATS! So let's get into it. Note - If you want to sort through these stats, copy...

Ladies and gentlemen It’s that time of year again when haydo dusts off his annual vanity project, lures a handful of posters in secret squirrel fashion and lifts his posting activity to make people think he’s actually contributing something to this board. That’s right, it’s expansion time! To...

S32R15: West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum — For Season 32’s Heritage Round, we are going to take a look at the league’s past and check the history of this week’s match-ups… WHEN THE WONDERS HOST THE ROYS Total Matches: 26 — – Firsts – a. First Match: S03R10 (Match 1) b...

Developing Demon’s Dopey Drug Dabble This evening, rising Mount Buller Demons rookie, damicky, launched his official bid for the EKA by presenting his first Sweet FA media thread, 17 Qs with The Cheese. While this first outing was solid, it is believed that the Demons are in damage control...

Location of this mornings earthquake Sweet Rocked by 6.0 Magnitude Quake The land of Sweet has been rocked this morning by reports of a magnitude 6.0 earthquake in the Mount Buller region this morning. Rumblings were felt across Sweet as far away as Beldriblin, home of Dragons FFC, at...

Alright, you know how this works by now. Each week I'll post the top five by position based on my Adjusted Dream Team score and fire off other stats that pique my interest from time to time. Round 1 Back Pocket Full Back Half Back Flank PLAYERTEAMADT PLAYERTEAMADT PLAYERTEAMADT...

*our lawyers tell us that this graphic does not infringe on any copyright Dear Sweet Football Association Community, Ten long and painfully slow days have passed since the Sweet F.A was significantly damaged and the landscape of the competition changed in perpetuity at the hands of merciless...

As season 31 draws to a close we reflect on the various contributions of members over the past few months. The highest of those recognitions is the All-SFA team - the 20 best players and posters of the season just gone. Each team was asked to nominate five players for consideration for...

Hey all! With the regular season done I will put together another stats package similar to last season. If you have any requests, let me know. https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/s30-stat-bazaar-end-of-season-compendium.1251614/ All Players - Total (ranked by DT points) RANK...

Death Taxes The Sin City Swamprats in a preliminary final Season 24 Ladder TEAM PLAYED WON LOST DRAWN PEN. FOR AGAINST PER. % POINTS East Side Hawks 16 10 6 - - 1601 1472 108.76 40 Gold City Royals 16 9 6 1 - 1708 1655 103.20 38 Mount Buller Demons 16 10 6 - 4 1599 1538 103.97 36...

Morpheus of Zion Sacked as lolWonders' Captain In breaking news this afternoon, West Coast lolWonders captain, Morpheus of Zion, has been stripped of the lolWonders’ captaincy after a piss poor display of Sweet FA-manship in the committee room earlier today. Morpheus of Zion lodged an...

Another season, another wonderful collection of numbers produced by the sim. Welcome to the season 31 edition of Baz Stats. This season, we pick up at the halfway mark as my attention was focused elsewhere earlier in the season, and my stats are currently up-to-date and I can't be arsed doing...

Every season the All-SFA process leads to arguments, melts, shock omissions and head-scratching selections. The committee doesn't know what they're doing, the admin flies solo and poor Headless is left out of the side... again. When the team is finally released, the chorus begins - "too many...

There are very few things in the history of the Sweet F.A that have stood the test of time. Things that people remember fondly and are still being recalled upon as great memories of the league to this very day -- many years, even decades later. Events such as the nWo squad of Season 19, headed...

Welcome to the third instalment of the Sweet FA Wheel of Parity. The Wheel of Parity exists when all teams can be linked once by the teams they have beaten. In seasons 29 and 30, the Wheel of Parity closed for the first time in Round 8. In season 31, the Wheel has closed after just six rounds...

Dear Readers, For the last ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX (166) weeks I have retained a rather similar schedule when it comes to the Sweet F.A. Early in the week I will likely collate up the statistics of the round just gone. Complain to the match thread author for the next round that it is far too...

Sweet FA Hall of Famer, beez, will run out for his 350th match on Sunday as Gumbies FFC host the Gold City Royals at the House of Gumby. Having started his career with the West Coast Wonders in season 9, beez is best known for the award that bears his name as it's inaugural winner, the beez...

Marlowe celebrates the Royals' first premiership Grand Final Rematch Headlines Season Opener The Gold City Royals will unfurl their first Sweet FA premiership flag at home in round one against the team they beat in the season 30 Grand Final, the Sin City Swamprats. The ruck rover battle...

Established: Season 04 Home Ground: The House of Gumby Colours: Cobalt, Navy, White Premierships: Season 16 Minor Premierships: S11, S18, S21 Most Games Played: peterss (356) Most Goals: winty (437) Captain: Barrybran S30 Record: 9-7, 105% (5th); lost in Preliminary Final 0. Ned Ryerson 1...

Media threads are one of the fundamental parts of the Sweet FA. While the league revolves around match threads and the infamous sim, most of the personality that our community consists of comes from media threads. Currently, pretty much the only recognition that authors of good media threads...

Record of Sweet F.A Grand Finals Season Pos Club Score - Score Club Pos Margin 1 1 Titans 12.14 (86) def by. 17.21 (123) West Coast Wonders 4 37 2 2 Hurricanes 8.17 (65) def. 8.7 (55) West Coast Wonders 1 10 3 1 Mount Buller Demons 8.12 (60) def by. 10.10...

Welcome to the Baz Stats S30 End of Season Compendium. This standalone piece is designed to be used as a reference point for the awards discussions that will take place over the next couple of weeks. In this thread you will find every raw stat of every player of every team, by total and average...

A lot can happen in the space of near on 20 years. The Sweet F.A is now well into its 30th season. For it has given me so much, I felt compelled to contribute something in order to commemorate this significant and historic milestone. I reached out to a few of the leagues biggest names in order...

We are a quarter of the way through Sweet FA's 30th season so let's take a look at the league's top performers on and off the park through the early rounds. Each player below has been selected on a combination of their sim performance and match thread involvement. Adjusted Dream Team points...

Maintaining a weekly thread is a pretty tough gig when you've got things you should actually be doing that don't involve procrastination. I produced a weekly series in each of my first three seasons before taking a season off last season. Boy was that a breath of fresh air! So to celebrate, I...