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Ophidian Old Boys
Welcome to the Ophidian Old Boys FFC as we move forward with expansion S34 and the future of Qootball. Being part of the Ophidian Old Boys is being part of something special. Ophidian Old Boy's is unlike any qooty establishment you have experienced. It is a confederation of rookie school, campus departments and qooty facilities and is the first collegiate Fantasy Football Club to have ever entered the competition.
TEAM NAME
Ophidian Old Boys FFC
Founded in Season 34, the Ophidian Old Boys FFC has been designed to nurture the qooty spirit of brotherhood, banter and social engagement. The Ophidian Old Boys FFC is proud to be a comprehensive qooty club where qooty players of varying abilities are given opportunities to fulfil their boundless potential. We provide a balanced qooty training program, incorporating a variety of posting, media, social and qooty experiences.
COAT OF ARMS
The Ophidian Old Boys Coat of Arms is proudly worn on the Old Boys blazer and identifies the bearer as being of superior qooty quality.
The colors (tinctures) and heraldic symbols (charges & ordinaries) on the Old Boys Coat of Arm have the following meaning:
- The single stripe means military strength
- The snake represents wisdom
- White means peace
- Orange shows ambition
Serpens iratus est in braccas
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants
QOOTY TEAM UNIFORM
Design
Ophidian Old Boy's FFC has designed a modern representative uniform that also reflects the past by bringing back the 'Hoops', a design whose origins can be traced back to the 1800's.
Color Pallet
White: a true balance of all colors and symbolizes perfection and promotes open-mindedness and self-reflection.
Vivid Orange: the color of enthusiasm and encourages social communication and creativity.
Orchid Purple: inspires us to divulge our innermost thoughts, which enlightens us with wisdom of who we are.
OPHIDIAN CAMPUS LOCATION
Spotswood
Spotswood is a suburb of Sweet municipality that is located in a sunken region on the far south western corner surrounded by cliffs. Spotswood nearest neighboring suburb is Waverley with the Waverley Oval ground being situated to the east of its location. The area is bordered by natural bushland on the south and west with magnificent snow plains views to the north (Mt Buller is further north). One of the unique tourist attractions for the area are large caverns dotted around where past digs have been undertaken in the search for troll fossils.
Spotswood
Spotswood is a suburb of Sweet municipality that is located in a sunken region on the far south western corner surrounded by cliffs. Spotswood nearest neighboring suburb is Waverley with the Waverley Oval ground being situated to the east of its location. The area is bordered by natural bushland on the south and west with magnificent snow plains views to the north (Mt Buller is further north). One of the unique tourist attractions for the area are large caverns dotted around where past digs have been undertaken in the search for troll fossils.
HOME GROUND
Spotswood Oval
Spotswood Oval is nestled comfortable in a gorge and is a welcoming, fit for purpose qootball facility that supports the Old Boy's FFC strategic priorities of establishing themselves as an elite qootball program. Whilst our facility is an absolutely cutting edge, start of the art facility, there is an expectation of continued growth in the Ophidian Old Boys organisation. So it has been designed with two key factors in mind. The best long-term outcomes are achieved by designing facilities in ways that enable them to be flexible, adaptable and able to be re-invented to cater for changing needs. The design has accommodated the high possibility of future expansion. The facility design and layout promotes safe and optimal flexibility and functionality to accommodate concurrent use of the facility for different activities and events. This includes the design of secondary areas such as carpark, spectator viewing areas, reception/foyer areas, toilets, cafe, kitchen, operational areas and equipment/storage rooms. Nothing has been left to chance, and no expense spared. The qooty stadium has a capacity of over 2,000 people, making it the largest stadium in the Sweet FA. The field is 165 m (541 ft) long and 130 m (430 ft) wide and is a multi-purpose facility able to hold not only qooty events but ideal for hosting major cultural events such as concerts and outdoor stage productions.
Spotswood Oval
Spotswood Oval is nestled comfortable in a gorge and is a welcoming, fit for purpose qootball facility that supports the Old Boy's FFC strategic priorities of establishing themselves as an elite qootball program. Whilst our facility is an absolutely cutting edge, start of the art facility, there is an expectation of continued growth in the Ophidian Old Boys organisation. So it has been designed with two key factors in mind. The best long-term outcomes are achieved by designing facilities in ways that enable them to be flexible, adaptable and able to be re-invented to cater for changing needs. The design has accommodated the high possibility of future expansion. The facility design and layout promotes safe and optimal flexibility and functionality to accommodate concurrent use of the facility for different activities and events. This includes the design of secondary areas such as carpark, spectator viewing areas, reception/foyer areas, toilets, cafe, kitchen, operational areas and equipment/storage rooms. Nothing has been left to chance, and no expense spared. The qooty stadium has a capacity of over 2,000 people, making it the largest stadium in the Sweet FA. The field is 165 m (541 ft) long and 130 m (430 ft) wide and is a multi-purpose facility able to hold not only qooty events but ideal for hosting major cultural events such as concerts and outdoor stage productions.
The Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion
When guests and visiting teams arrive they will be hosted in the exclusive Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion, a magnificent space with spectacular views of Spotswood Park. This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.
ROOKIE PROGRAM
Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies share in each other’s joys, successes and disappointments. They are challenged to appreciate the strengths and individuality of others as they begin to establish their own personal qoals and visions for the future. Enrolment in the Ophidian Old Boys rookie program provides aspiring qooty players with an education of the highest standard in combination with accommodation in a caring, well equipped environment.
Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies will live on the Spotswood Suburb campus full time and will find Ophidian Old Boys is a home away from home. Rookies occupy Flanders Residence, of which Nedrick Belvedere Flanders is Head of House. Each rookie has their own space containing a bed. A rookie attends qooty training each day and on weeknights they can attend match threads, have free time or join supervised SFA group chats. On weekends rookies will enjoy an exciting variety of organised activities such as up hill rowing, Werewolf, Fencing and on Sunday's the match itself.
Head of residence is responsible for rookies wellbeing and support, and liaise closely with qooty coaches and SFA staff. The Head of House is the first point of contact for any issues concerning Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies.
Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies share in each other’s joys, successes and disappointments. They are challenged to appreciate the strengths and individuality of others as they begin to establish their own personal qoals and visions for the future. Enrolment in the Ophidian Old Boys rookie program provides aspiring qooty players with an education of the highest standard in combination with accommodation in a caring, well equipped environment.
Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies will live on the Spotswood Suburb campus full time and will find Ophidian Old Boys is a home away from home. Rookies occupy Flanders Residence, of which Nedrick Belvedere Flanders is Head of House. Each rookie has their own space containing a bed. A rookie attends qooty training each day and on weeknights they can attend match threads, have free time or join supervised SFA group chats. On weekends rookies will enjoy an exciting variety of organised activities such as up hill rowing, Werewolf, Fencing and on Sunday's the match itself.
Head of residence is responsible for rookies wellbeing and support, and liaise closely with qooty coaches and SFA staff. The Head of House is the first point of contact for any issues concerning Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies.
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS CAMPUS ENTRY
All rookies, staff and patrons will need to check-in at the front security gate before gaining access to the Ophidian old Boy’s campus. As a patron entering the facilities owned by Ophidian old Boy’s FFC, you are agreeing to adhere to and be aware of the following conditions:
- Ophidian old Boy’s campus is a non-smoking area with the exception of the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion and the Cigar Lounge
- Participation in qooty and after game celebrations exposes patrons to risks of personal injury; Ophidian old Boy’s will not be liable for any injuries that occur whilst on campus
- Management reserves the right to refuse entry
- Any patron under the influence of alcohol or drugs will not be permitted on campus unless it was ingested as part of an approved Old Boy’s function
- Club levels of access will be reviewed seasonally and adjusted at the discretion of the Ophidian old Boy’s Board of Directors
Level 1 Access
Gold: full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions
Level 2 Access
Silver: restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions
Level 3 Access
Bronze: must be searched before entering the campus, escorted at all times, exit immediately at completion of game and searched before leaving the campus
CLUB ACCESS LEVELS
Gold Level
Las Vegas Bears, Dragons FFC, Fighting Furies, West Coast Wonders
Silver Level
Gumbies FFC, Roys FFC, Sin City Swamprats
Bronze Level
Gold City Royals, Baghdad Bombers, Mount Buller Demons, East Side Phoenix, Coney Island Warriors
DRESS STANDARD
The Ophidian Old Boys dress code is designed to complement today’s more casual lifestyles while still respecting the Ophidian Old Boys longstanding traditions and the excellence in standards for which the Club is noted. It applies to all members and guests. The required attire is best described as professional – collared shirt with tie and dress trousers and equally appropriate attire for ladies. Old Boys are required to wear their Ophidian Old Boys FFC team blazer and cravat.
ENROLLMENT
Residential – Information & Application
Applications to Ophidian Old Boys FC are now open. Regardless of the position you seek to play, it is advisable to apply to Ophidian Old Boys FC as soon as possible and not wait, as admission to Ophidian old Boy's is highly competitive. Contact the Director of Admissions haydo or the Chancellor Tigerturbulance, who will both be available to assist you through the enrollment process.
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