Russian Demon
Premiership Player
- Mar 26, 2015
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- Melbourne
I don't get the whole 'looking at facilities' thing.
Only way it can work against us:
JH: 'Oh, so you have change rooms, my current club does too.'
Freo nuff: 'Yes but our elite facility allows you to change clothes 26% faster, it's science.
JH: 'Hey you have a bench press similar to the one at the Dees.'
Freo nuff 2: 'Our weights have been centered using centripetal force to equally distributed the atoms, this allows for a cleaner press and thus greater increase in strength. You can actually become the Hulk here.'
JH: 'You have a dedicated oval and training facility just for the club.'
Freo nuff: 'Yes we do.'
JH: Crickets.........
Freo nuff 2: 'Please sign here.'
I remember an interview with Chris Dawes after he came to us at the bottom from Collingwood who were leading in facilities. Apparently he asked, so where is the boot studding room?
No Chris.... we do that ourselves here. After that tour, no wonder we had to throw crazy money at him!