AFL Player # 3: Darcy Parish

[Beerfish]

Contract Status: Unrestricted free agent 2028 or 2029
My Boy Draft 2024: Pick 18, doug85

 

[efcboy]

Number 3??

Christ thats asking a lot.

I mean seriously, they are HUGE boots to fill.

How can you possibly ask a draftee to aspire to those heights when they haven't even played a game?

Unfair to ask them to achieve that sort of legend.

It's too much.

You just can't expect that kind of awesome from a kid.

There's a thread about champions of Essendon where fletcher fits in - now seriously where does this club great slot in?

 

[efcboy]

[/IMG]

A bit of bernie Vince about that swagger

 

[DHRD]

Apparently he's got brothers coming through the Falcons as well. Would be awesome if we could have another Merret situation.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Apparently he's got brothers coming through the Falcons as well. Would be awesome if we could have another Merret situation.

Would be cool to add Cassidy, Finlay and Indiana to Essendon's list and have it Winchelsea's version of the Daniher's.

 

[duckdog]

A bit of bernie Vince about that swagger

Expecting Greg Champion song by end of year

 

[Seagrave_Holmes]

Judging by the preseason pics, he looks like he has a frame that could fill out nicely.

 

[Runk]

Ffs mate cut your hair. Seriously.

Looks like a comb over

 

[Doss]

Just a number bro...

No chance he was extracting the urine.

NONE!

 

[Rack Watts]

Judging by the preseason pics, he looks like he has a frame that could fill out nicely.

Totally agree, he will have lats like a pterodactyl.

My boy, just btw.
It's official.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

needs to do something about those sideburns

 

[daffo]

I was really hoping that he was going to slide to 29 in our 'you boy' draft... wishful thinking.

 

[eDPS]

needs to do something about those sideburns

 

[Autobahn]

Parish channeling Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused.

 

[Rack Watts]

I was really hoping that he was going to slide to 29 in our 'you boy' draft... wishful thinking.

I took best available.

 

[Howard Moon]

Parish channeling Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused.

Alright alright alriighttt

 

[Keystone agony]

Judging by the preseason pics, he looks like he has a frame that could fill out nicely.

Ive been saying this for some time. That wont be his issue.

It will be where he fits in? Will he be too slow and not fit enough for an outside role. Speed maybe doesnt matter. I dont think he can play as true wingman because of his engine couple with height. Think he has to become an onballer and i think thats his only way in the midfield.

 

[Summer Nights]

The next Diesel Williams init.

 

[Rack Watts]

Joel Selwood was a similar size when recruited.
Big pre-season incoming.

 

[I Remember Bluey]

I bet Darcy wishes he had photoshop

 

[The Bomb]

Votes / (games)

1. Harrison Kol ………….. 67 (12)
2. Will Sexton ………….. 61 (10)
3. Darcy Parish ………….. 58 (8)
4. Harry Kershaw ………….. 54 (10)
5. Baden Remmos ………….. 51 (10)
6. Rhys Mathieson ………….. 50 (8)
7. Tom Doedee ………….. 48 (8)
T8. Logan Wagener ………….. 34 (10)
T8. Ben McCarthy ………….. 34 (6)
10. Alex Witherden
11 Zachary Zdybel ……….. 32
T12 Nick Connors …....….. 31
T12 Brett Blair ….……. 31
14 Lockey McCartney ……….. 30
15 Charlie Curnow ……….. 27 (10)

 

[The Bomb]

Average votes per game

1. Parish ............ 7.25
2. Mathieson ....... 6.25
3. Sexton ........... 6.1
4. Doedee .......... 6.0




way down
Curnow ........... 2.7

 

[Old Campaigner]

Interesting that Doedee was so high in the votes per game. Maybe the Crows were onto something with him.

 

[Paul_Barnard]

Found it amusing in the AGM interview that he most enjoyed going out of his way to sledge Jacob Weitering during the year in TAC cup games..
I think he is going to set a new record of opposition supporter hate..

 

[Marley10]

Found it amusing in the AGM interview that he most enjoyed going out of his way to sledge Jacob Weitering during the year in TAC cup games..
I think he is going to set a new record of opposition supporter hate..

Wait a few years when Mathieson joins the Bombers

 

[Rack Watts]

Wait a few years when Mathieson joins the Bombers

I've never been so certain about something happening.