Player Watch #33: Brayden 'Sausage' George - re-signed until end of 2026

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

Nothing good comes from going back to Wangaratta I tells ye:

1. Anthony Stevens had to have hand surgery after spending NYE in Wang. Now, some might say this is because he punched a plate glass window belonging to the Commonwealth Bank.

2. Sausage George does his elbow in Wang. Again some might say that this is because he fell awkwardly attempting a box jump, but I’m keeping an open mind on this and thinking that Wangaratta is to blame.

3. I grew up there so I’m legally allowed to make such spurious claims.

4. The video evidence would suggest that Sausage George had spent enough time in the gym anyway

But Mick Nolan and John Byrne …

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

But Mick Nolan and John Byrne …

Tarrawingee and North Wangaratta respectively.

I will give you Darren Steele as a solid contribution from Wangaratta. Paul Bryce can carry his bag

 

[Psicosis]

At least he can still run for the next 12 weeks.

 

[king of the road]

Know it well - I almost lost my front teeth on the Tarzan rope!

There’s always that moment, just after everyone has gasped at the ungainly impact - where the onlookers wait to see how you’ll react - like contestants on master chef waiting for a cravated twat to pass judgement.

You try not to show any pain. Na - I’m fine. Didn’t hurt a bit. Sweet as mate. I’ll go again!

As you slink off like an injured dog to seek sympathy for your own misdoings at home.

 

[The Nostradamus]

At least he can still run for the next 12 weeks.

doubt he's doing much running in the first few weeks

probably keep it fairly stable and not move too much initially before slowly ramping up running

 

[Retiredbattler]

Thanks Kayne

?? Care to elaborate.

 

[The Dingrel]

?? Care to elaborate.

"Retired Battler" .....not exactly cryptic!

 

[The Dingrel]

I mean.... box jumps have nothing to do with landing on your elbow.

Seems pretty clear cut that he didn't make the jump or over balanced and ended up coming down on his arm.

Not something you can train to strengthen, it's a major injury in combat sports and stuff like pro wrestling, skating etc, because your instinct is to put your arm out/back to break your fall, when in reality you should be hitting the ground with a flat limb to spread the impact.



As to the injury. Club's cursed, burn it down and start over.

Well as far as freak accidents go, I managed to dislocate my shoulder while sleeping ending up in a reco.

True story!

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Well as far as freak accidents go, I managed to dislocate my shoulder while sleeping ending up in a reco.

True story!

Now THAT is impressive

 

[The Dingrel]

Now THAT is impressive

hehehe,,,,,might have involved a lot of alcohol, sleeping in the top bunk of a live aboard dive boat in SE Asia, who's captain decided it was a good idea to lift anchor at 4am and get to the next destination in pretty choppy seas!.......context....nah not that impressive! But one positive of that night is I invented a new cocktail....the "GinSing"......when you run out of Tonic and decide to mix Bombay Saphire with Singha beer.

 

[Harris 10]

Well as far as freak accidents go, I managed to dislocate my shoulder while sleeping ending up in a reco.

True story!

I managed to do about $20k worth of damage to my car while sleeping.

Not my finest moment.

 

[king of the road]

hehehe,,,,,might have involved a lot of alcohol, sleeping in the top bunk of a live aboard dive boat in SE Asia, who's captain decided it was a good idea to lift anchor at 4am and get to the next destination in pretty choppy seas!.......context....nah not that impressive! But one positive of that night is I invented a new cocktail....the "GinSing"......when you run out of Tonic and decide to mix Bombay Saphire with Singha beer.

You’re entering Lady Boy territory here:

 

[The acurate one]

Will play round 1 at AFL level according to Brayden.

I like him a lot fwiw

 

[shintemaster]

Well as far as freak accidents go, I managed to dislocate my shoulder while sleeping ending up in a reco.

True story!

I had the director of a building company working on a fitout for a tenant in a building I managed a few years back. Probably late 50’s early 60’s bloke, nice fella, salt of the earth. Came in one Monday morning for a meeting and looked in some discomfort. I naturally asked him what was wrong and he explained that he’d thrown a birthday party for his 4 year old granddaughter on the weekend. They’d invited all her friends and it was “fairy” themed. Turns out that an overabundance of glitter had caused him to have a sneezing fit and he’d managed to crack 2 ribs in the mayhem.

Could not stop laughing. Poor bastard, but what a great story.

 

[DuckYeah]

Will play round 1 at AFL level according to Brayden.

I like him a lot fwiw

The machine is coming together. Two or 3 more parts and a bit of luck and boy oh boy.

 

[The acurate one]

The machine is coming together. Two or 3 more parts and a bit of luck and boy oh boy.

Add McKercher to the mix and oh boy away we go.

 

[Lomas]

Well as far as freak accidents go, I managed to dislocate my shoulder while sleeping ending up in a reco.

True story!

I tore a calf muscle playing pool. I was 24.

 

[Frank Thring]

I tore my calf walking out of a bank. Not one campaigner came to help

 

[Lomas]

I tore my calf walking out of a bank. Not one campaigner came to help

Maybe the thought you were a decoy for some type of heist!

Then, in the confusion, you just straitened your leg and walked away.

 

[King Corey]

I tore my calf walking out of a bank. Not one campaigner came to help

Yeh but it was a spank bank. They all had their own issues.

 

[Frank Thring]

Maybe the thought you were a decoy for some type of heist!

Then, in the confusion, you just straitened your leg and walked away.

Funny thing was that I had a bucks night that night and was carried around town by the guys. Went to Sante Fe strip club and a stripper brought me ice pack and put it on my knob Smart arse.

 

[Lomas]

Yeh but it was a spank bank. They all had their own issues.

Tough situation to offer a hand.

 

[Samsquanch]

Tough situation to offer a hand.

I sense Wristo_'s ears are ringing...

 

[DuckYeah]

Add McKercher to the mix and oh boy away we go.

He’s trade collateral.

 

[The acurate one]

He’s trade collateral.

Nah that was Magoo, you'll realise soon enough, he has what we need.