Certified Legendary Thread 4th Test Border Gavaskar Trophy December 26-30 1000hrs @ the MCG

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Now we get to look forward to Lyon bowling the exact same ball over and over again from one end, hoping he bores the batsman out.

There was one thing that made Warne the King, it was his variation and unpredictability.

Lyon has very little tricks and hopes for brain fades.

DARTS!

 

[skipper kelly]

Far more likely a draw. Pitch is decent but just hasn’t cracked enough.

Speaking of.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

 

[scottywiper]

Not since Crawley hit 100 in Manchester last year have I seen an opener have so much ridiculous luck.

 

[Roosurgence]

Now I know why Lyon calls one of his deliveries Jeff.

Wake up Jeff, I’ve bored you to sleep.

 

[smasha]

We need a Lillee type chant for Boland in bay 13.
C'mon lads.

 

[ioppolo]

Carey should go Bairstow on him for lols

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is a draw.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Carey should go Bairstow on him for lols

If the poms had a meltdown the Indians would declare war

 

[BGman]

Boland wicketless when we need him most. It is the G Barrell.

 

[scottywiper]

Sadly, these two last much longer and an Aussie win looks highly unlikely. Won't be able to get seven more wickets in time

 

[ioppolo]

If the poms had a meltdown the Indians would declare war

I reckon this group has a slightly bigger pair than the group of 2007/08.

 

[Jimthegreat]

We needed 2 wickets in that first hour after lunch.

 

[PhatBoy]

I can see this kids average dropping to the 40's. He plays and misses so much.

All these pitches have had movement in them though. He is going to balance that out big time with the shots he’s got on decks that don’t have any seam and he’s hit some big scores on wickets that turned. If he actually learns to leave the ball he should end up with a decent set of numbers

 

[Coasters7]

Kohlis a w***er chant? Lmao

 

[TigerCraig]

Carey should go Bairstow on him for lols

use the old baseball "hide the ball in the glove and pretend not to have it" trick

 

[freo_leo29]

It’s funny, this has probably been the worst Jaiswal has looked all summer. And he is 50 odd not out.

I'm not laughing

 

[ioppolo]

A lot here said Rishabh wouldn't be able to pull his head in. He's done quite well at that this innings.

 

[Westend]

We needed 2 wickets in that first hour after lunch.

Still time but the Joel Wilson f$$kup has been a turning point

 

[Substance]

We needed 2 wickets in that first hour after lunch.

Jaiswal given out would have been enough IMO.

 

[Jimthegreat]

Still time but the Joel Wilson f$$kup has been a turning point

I never saw it as I've just got home. What happened?

 

[Roosurgence]

Time for the Goat to get to the Ali Pally.

 

[Harris Specter]

245 off 48 overs. I've seen weirder happen.

Very likely that India will try to go for it in the first 7-8 overs after Tea. If they lose 2-3 wickets, they'll shut up shop and we'll have a draw.

 

[balmainforever]

One bowler short.
Need an all rounder who can bowl.

 

[Pistol Night]

Speaking of.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack.

Why did the girl give up tap dancing?

She kept falling into the sink

 

[TigerCraig]

I never saw it as I've just got home. What happened?

Given not out, DRS had it hitting top of leg, but only by 49.99999% of the ball so stayed umpires call