665days!!! Port have not beaten a top 5 team away from home for yonks! Too busy EMBOD!!!!

[Packedlunch]

What has happened to this once almost great team who almost got close in a prelim a couple of years ago?

No game plan, no defence... Kane Mitchell's ponytail is the only thing they've tightened up in the last few years.

Serious shit trucks, how long until Kerns job is in question?

??????

 

[Harry Hawks]

Very astute, well written and thought out.

 

[LegendreturnsMJ]

What's with hawthorn and dicks..

 

[chelseacarlton]

This is for you lunchy

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Would like to see Buddha Hocking coaching this team.

 

[subaru]

What has happened to this once almost great team who almost got close in a prelim a couple of years ago?

No game plan, no defence... Kane Mitchell's ponytail is the only thing they've tightened up in the last few years.

Serious shit trucks, how long until Kerns job is in question?

??????

They're Ordinary

 

[subaru]

Would like to see Buddha Hocking coaching this team.

We're stuttering !!!!

 

[Packedlunch]

They're Ordinary

Worse than that. They are a man with a fork in a world of soup.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Kane Mitchell's ponytail is the only thing they've tightened up in the last few years.

Did you see that silly excuse for a ponytail on Pittard FFS?
Looked like he was in Chinese mode without the thongs.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

*Too.

 

[Packedlunch]

Did you see that silly excuse for a ponytail on Pittard FFS?
Looked like he was in Chinese mode without the thongs.

It was just plain distracting. No way you can have a sensible thought with your hair that tight.

 

[MassiveFlog]

To be fair to port supporters, there that screwed in the head they wouldn't know the difference beetween there own dicks and a pork sausage

 

[rdhopkins2]

Like a pie in pea soup?

 

[Morganashlee]

Lol @ thread title

 

[Packedlunch]

I may have been a bit nonsensical in the OP, heading and subsequent posts.


What I meant to say is that I have respected Port in an odd sort of fashion for a few years now and really thought they had the makings of a premiership team.

Unfortunately it's clear now after another season of complete failure that they are overrated, hipster, brill creamed soft as marshmallow putrid spuds who go to water when the going gets tough and exist just to stink the place up.

What do you think kern?

 

[09 Cats]

How many has Hawf won PL?

 

[Paul Kersey]

Backed up a massive prelim loss with two seasons of no finals.

The new Bulldogs?

 

[King Wavo]

We've got the Power to lose
Power to fool
Come on, Port Adelaide depression
We are the Power from Port
We need financial support
It's true Port Adelaide tradition
We'll always stop, stop, stop
Til we drop, flop, blop
There's an oval here that needs raking
We've go no Power to win
May as well just give in
Who the hell's in charge of decision making!
POWER

 

[Paul Kersey]

How many has Hawf won PL?

Gerlong won't be able to go with us in September.

 

[Packedlunch]

How many has Hawf won PL?

Three in a row brother!

 

[Damp Squarie]

We've got the Power to lose
Power to fool
Come on, Port Adelaide depression
We are the Power from Port
We need financial support
It's true Port Adelaide tradition
We'll always stop, stop, stop
Til we drop, flop, blop
There's an oval here that needs raking
We've go no Power to win
May as well just give in
Who the hell's in charge of decision making!
POWER

Needs more tarp.

 

[09 Cats]

Gerlong won't be able to go with us in September.

Can't disagree at this stage, plenty of time to change my mind though.

Three in a row brother!

Favourites for 4 in a row in my book!

 

[Packedlunch]

Can't disagree at this stage, plenty of time to change my mind though.


Favourites for 4 in a row in my book!

I'm just glad to see the flatline gif put away

 

[Dujon11]

Too much sweet and sour Port.

Kens had too much chi-knee

 

[09 Cats]

I'm just glad to see the flatline gif put away

Will pop it's head up when the time is right