Game 7 goals in 7 minutes

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Seeing as Richmund’s season is in the shitter they’ve come up with a novel idea to stop their gazillion members from staring into the porcelain god hoping for it to come back round the s-bend.

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Benny & Peggy have decided they’re gonna make a movie!!!

No not THAT kind of movie you heathens!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️
A documentary about that run of 7 goals they kicked against the dogs but still went down in an uncharacteristic loss.

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DVD release to be titled ‘The 7 Goal Streak - So Brave’ will arrive just in time for Christmas with all the blistering action from the loss and will also feature a Damian Hardwick mock-up presser where he takes questions about the 4 entire weeks they were above Geelong on the premiership ladder in 2023.

Special release Blu-ray copies come with a ‘free’ pair of odd socks from the Cotchin’s range of Posisocks inside for only $10 more per copy. 😏
The incentive is for punters to buy multiple copies to see if they can eventually end up with a matching pair of Posisocks with all proceeds going directly into Brooke’s purse. So fun and inclusive for everyone. 🙂☀️🌈

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For VHS format contact Jake King who will show up to your nominated address in a van where personally handmade copies by the man himself will be distributed from the back of it while many other useful household items will also be available via the same outlet.

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Don’t delay, get your copy right away.
 

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If you stick around long enough to watch the credits at the end, given the theme, they've thrown in some bonus footage of Cotchin's 7 disposals against the Swans too before he gets told to gtfo.

Twent should have seen the writing on the wall and retired last season, unfortunately he needs to keep playing to fund his wife's shady sock scam in private schools.

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Twent should have seen the writing on the wall and retired last season, unfortunately he needs to keep playing to fund his wife's shady sock scam in private schools.

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You cant have it both ways Elmer, why would he need too fund it when according to your other Trent and Brooke thread (yes I know its hard too know which thread about T & B Im talking about as you start so many)they are making so much of those private school w***ers.
 
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Be on the lookout for the Push-up King and his van he borrowed from good mate Toby.

As these VHS copies of the ball tearing, rip snorting, 7 goals in 7 minutes are “unofficial” releases Jake will only be able to park illegally for just a few minutes before moving on.

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Can you guys stop ruining the bay with your Richmond/Geelong bs. Its boring now.

Spot on !!! Although i played my own part in this with my own going friendly feud with Triggering Tiger, it is getting out of hand (both teams are as bad as each other)
 
Spot on !!! Although i played my own part in this with my own going friendly feud with Triggering Tiger, it is getting out of hand (both teams are as bad as each other)
WTF you’re the main instigator, the FIRESTARTAH!!!

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Divvy. One thread per week for Happy Stiffy and Footy is the Whine
Crickey mate, lack of self awareness much?

Your last 3 Fred’s were all Geelong orientated with one ending in the divvy and another one backfiring manfat babybatter all over your face.

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Do you really think you’re the one to be lecturing the mods? :$
 
Crickey mate, lack of self awareness much?

Your last 3 Fred’s were all Geelong orientated with one ending in the divvy and another one backfiring manfat babybatter all over your face.

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Do you really think you’re the one to be lecturing the mods? :$
Boring. You're threads suck. You and Footy is the Right Wing Twit are ruining the place with your OCD crap posts.
 

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Hope they release a 4k version of this but hard to say if watching only 7 minutes of match fitness before the players roll over is worth the extra $$$.

Maybe they could do an expose of fan reactions after the “seven minutes of silk” was all done. This could potentially pad the production out for hours and hours of morbid entertainment.

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Hope they release a 4k version of this but hard to say if watching only 7 minutes of match fitness before the players roll over is worth the extra $$$.

Maybe they could do an expose of fan reactions after the “seven minutes of silk” was all done. This could potentially pad the production out for hours and hours of morbid entertainment.

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Hope they release a 4k version of this but hard to say if watching only 7 minutes of match fitness before the players roll over is worth the extra $$$.

Maybe they could do an expose of fan reactions after the “seven minutes of silk” was all done. This could potentially pad the production out for hours and hours of morbid entertainment.

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Its okay you poor little puddy cat, the nasty Tigers aren't going to hurt you.


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Stop trying to turn this into a tit for tat shitfight mate and instead remember how happy those “7 minutes of silk” made you at the time.

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Id rather laugh at your Richmond obsession, why settle for 7 minutes when I can enjoy a lifetime of your angst?

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Here’s a pair of matching Posisocks on the house so you don’t have to buy multiple copies of the Blu-ray. 👍

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Nice, I see you chose a pair that reflects your presence on the Bay...Awkward, Brave and Kind

I'm going to force my kids to wear them too school and pay me an exorbitant price for them.
 

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