Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 5 - Demons v Lions Thurs April 11th 7:30pm AEST (MCG)

[Mr Meow]

Jobe is actually a nepo baby. Daddy got him a job

I tune out most of what they say. There is football to watch, after all. If I want really bad commentary, the game day threads are more entertaining.

I fully respect those who soak in every word and type up an angry storm every few minutes over it.

 

[fnerd]

Adelaide surely weren't serious about giving Petty a bit contract right?

Have you seen their talent ID?
I’m pretty sure they just ask Roo for his opinion

 

[Foucault1989]

Hey Harrison.....


WE SAW YOU CRY ON THE TELLY, CRY ON THE TELLLLY

 

[danster168]

I actually like trash talk in the game but when it's spuds like Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

or Noah Answerth

43

Noah Answerth

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

MG

208.9

3star

D

15.0

4star

K

15.0

5star

HB

0.0

1star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

MG

357.0

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

179.2

3star

it grinds my gears.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Is it sad that I thought to myself, Answerth might get in trouble for that?

Shouldn’t be an issue but you just know with how things are going it will be.

Bro saying something homophobic is completely different to teasing someone for crying

He won’t be in any trouble at all

 

[Osho]

A goal a minute required.

2021 version of Dees would be in with a shot.

 

[Foucault1989]

I tune out most of what they say. There is football to watch, after all.

I fully respect those who soak in every word and type up an angry storm every few minutes over it.

It's annoying because fans deserve better.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Biggest H&A crowd

i thought they said the biggest crowd ever between these sides?

 

[Hollow Knight]

Hmmm…. I think you have me confused for someone else Hollow.

I definitely do not. There are a few Lions players who could claim squatters rights in your head.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

I actually like trash talk in the game but when it's spuds like Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

or Noah Answerth

43

Noah Answerth

Age

25

Ht

183cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.9

4star

MG

208.9

3star

D

15.0

4star

K

15.0

5star

HB

0.0

1star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

MG

357.0

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

179.2

3star

it grinds my gears.

Or Harrison petty

 

[TY24]

Offseason drama that gets no media attention. Dees get plenty.

You should just change your username to ‘poor me’ at this point.

 

[Elixuh]

Joel please resign and tend to your many investment properties down in Geelong

 

[Ice-Wolf]

Then we agree.

The only positive of Selwood in commentary is just how fired up it's getting the masses. They're talking about it more than the game. Maybe a win in Channel Seven's view? It has kept Watson in a job for many years.

Almost feel for Tim, putting in the hours for decades to build his media career only to get stuck as boundary rider because of the incredibly settled 7 team of Bruce, Sandy and Dennis only for his son who can barely string 2 words together to steal his spot in the box straight after his playing days when the incumbents started to retire and this was after seeing BT and Brayshaw jump the queue.

 

[mick500]

Yet....

May could punch a team mate any minute now.

Give this man his prize!

 

[spindles11]

Warms the cockles of my heart seeing the downhill skiers with the lifts shut

 

[TY24]

What? You can overturn goals for touched balls?

Goals can be, marks can’t.

 

[danster168]

the complete lack of awareness by melbourne players in this game is beyond staggering. seems like 10 holding the ball calls tonight.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Warms the cockles of my heart seeing the downhill skiers with the lifts shut

Thought you said something else was warm for a second

 

[scoman]

Looks like Fitzey is handling the loss in his usual fashion.

 

[catters05]

i thought they said the biggest crowd ever between these sides?

Nah, they said H&A and then were shocked that it was.

 

[AFDogs]

He won’t be in any trouble at all

We’ll see I guess.

 

[Jock1eyemcpie]

A goal a minute required.

2021 version of Dees would be in with a shot.

Nah that’s a job only the 2022/23 pies can do they seem like a distant memory now though

 

[janty]

"Ground dribbler"

Does that mean there is an "air dribbler"?

 

[JD888]

the complete lack of awareness by melbourne players in this game is beyond staggering. seems like 10 holding the ball calls tonight.

And all justified

 

[Bont the Lord]

the complete lack of awareness by melbourne players in this game is beyond staggering. seems like 10 holding the ball calls tonight.

The funny thing about it is the MCC booing those decisions