Elmer_Hauser
Future Member of Parliament
One man, who has gone by many names over the years, Adrian Dodoro, Dildo, Dildoro, Dodo-Bird has been in charge of Australian Rules Football 2nd most historically most successful club (after Carlton) as head recruiting scout and list manager for ever over 2 decades
In that time, Essingtin (as commonly referred to most respected football fans, even Bomber diehards) continue to bomb out and fail to find any meaningful success and or have any triumphs in the AFL finals, causing much loved and respected Bay 13 moderator zackah to become a part time lush and full time Melting Melly over Essingtin's constant draft and trade disasters and why within 4 months, a once proud Aussie sporting club and institution is going to celebrate the infamy of 7000 Calendar Days without a a finals win.
If you have any information or witnesses that can lead to Adrian Dodoro's firing, please do not come forward with any such information to the authorities.
It's what the Grand Poobah of The AFL's online community Chief would want.