Another failed dynasty, geeLONG season ahead for the out of puff pussies

[Morganashlee]

After months of endless puffing that made even the most hopeful of Port supporters blush, the straight set scats have given up a 21 point half time lead to an undermanned group of unknowns on their home deck of NTTAWWT Stadium.



Despite winning trade week and having Dangerfield return in a manner unseen since the second coming of Jesus, the goo covered cats are now licking their wounds after allowing 11 goals to be kicked by the pies in the premiership quarter. Embarrassed faces x 50.

GEELONG was the clear winner in the recent NAB AFL Trade Period, according to fans.

The Cats secured Adelaide superstar Patrick Dangerfield, Carlton swingman Lachie Henderson, Eagle midfielder Scott Selwood and Gold Coast ruckman Zac Smith during a busy post-season, clearly building up for another premiership assault.

In a poll on AFL.com.au, a whopping 43 per cent of respondents voted for the Cats as the best-performed club from the trade period, which concluded last Thursday.

Having claimed tonight to be the beginning of a dynasty the puffy pussies must now face reality that their list has more holes than a wheel of Swiss cheese and no amount of Mogg's Creek mercenaries can cover for that shit truck of list.



Cop it sweet Preseason Premiers ... enjoy the bottom 6.

 

[Bayer_]

Tyler Durden007 think Morgs wants a kiss.

 

[Nuggets73]

Cox, Aish, Treloar, Grundy, Moore ... best young list in the comp ... will win a cup within 3 years

 

[Morganashlee]

Cox, Aish, Treloar, Grundy, Moore ... best young list in the comp ... will win a cup within 3 years

Goo and I like it

 

[Alfred_]

 

[A Cut Above]

Loved watching Collingwood's performance tonight. Really impressed with their youf in particular, sadly the same can't be said about their opposition.

For some reason it reminded me a lot of this game from 2010.

 

[Gray Day]

You're both shit.

 

[Morganashlee]

You're both shit.

You mad that I mentioned how you turned to butter last year?

#neverforgetyouwerecrap

 

[Gray Day]

You mad that I mentioned how you turned to butter last year?

#neverforgetyouwerecrap

I didn't even bother reading the OP tbh

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Cat posters drinking too much of their own bathmilk, wait that's not right, get back to me on this one.

 

[Morganashlee]

I didn't even bother reading the OP tbh

Would it help if INXS sang it so it registered on your level? I know reading isn't your strong suit

 

[NorthernLights]

That has to be the shortest dynasty of all time, it even makes Collingwood 2010/11 look good.

 

[RedVest4]

2011...

 

[King Bont]

 

[Gray Day]

Would it help if INXS sang it so it registered on your level? I know reading isn't your strong suit

Absolutely.

Post vids of INXS pls.

 

[Morganashlee]

That has to be the shortest dynasty of all time, it even makes Collingwood 2010/11 look good.

Get out.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Would it help if INXS sang it so it registered on your level? I know reading isn't your strong suit

 

[Packedlunch]

Did the pies just pass the test?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Absolutely.

Post vids of INXS pls.

 

[Good_Old]

Did the pies just pass the test?

Pipe down, filthy benny.

 

[Morganashlee]

Did the pies just pass the test?

We beat the preseason premiers you stinky benny. Show some respect

 

[Grin]

So am I to understand that the Pies are now premiership favourite?

 

[KardiniaPark]

I ****ing hate you.

 

[Gray Day]

Want some tarps friend?

 

[Morganashlee]

I ******* hate you.

Go back to facebook and let El Tub console you, melter