Think Tank Arisotle Pickett's Top 10 Collingwood douchebags of all time.

[Aristotle Pickett]

In chronological order from 1985 to the present day.

The final list is:
10/ Brian Taylor
9/ Damian Monkhurst
8/ Craig Kelly
7/ Alan Didak
6/ Cameron Cloke
5/ Dayne Beams

11

Dayne Beams

Age

34

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.6

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

12.4

5star

M

4.5

4star

T

3.6

5star

CL

4.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

15.6

4star

K

6.6

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.6

4star

4/ Alex Fasolo

Alex Fasolo

Age

32

Ht

181cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.2

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.8

4star

3/ Jordan DeGoey
2/ Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

1/ Aaron James
1a/ John Bourke

10/ Brian Taylor (1985 -1990)
- was disrepectful to umpires and sooked on the field. Had the biggest arse in football up to that point.
Went on to douche it up in the commentary box by constantly critisizing the umpires without knowing the rules properly.
Hit peak clown with roaming Brian.



9/Damian Monkhurst (1989- 1999)
- was as thick as a brick , dirty, and racially vilified Michael Long then didn't apologize properly. Continues to bob up now and then with stupid opinions.


8/Craig Kelly (1989-1996)
- left Gary Ablett snr covered in pinch marks and bruises after a game by pinching Ablett's buttocks and legs for the entire game.
Ablett said he has no repect for him and either do I.
Went on to become a corrupt player manager.

 

[the avoca drover]

Why only ten?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Taylor is a RICHMOND douchebag

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Why only ten?

Time constraints

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Taylor is a RICHMOND douchebag

He identifies with Collingwood.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

7/ Alan Didak (2001- 2013)
- when he wasn't getting drunk and getting into fights, he was hanging out with bikies shooting guns out of cars and then lying about it to his club.
Latest news is that he is a prospect at the Sunshine Gypsy Jokers.



6/ Cameron Cloke (2004-2006)
- couldn't fit into a team environment, couldn't play very well. Luckily Setanta O'Halpin sorted him out at a practice match and he never recovered from that.
Last seen live baiting greyhounds in the Wombat State Forest.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

5/ Dane Beams (2011-2014, 2019-2020)
The poor bugger had a gambling and prescription drug problem but he was highly paid and cost his club.
Reported twice in local footy this year.



4/ Alex Fasolo

Alex Fasolo

Age

32

Ht

181cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.2

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.8

4star

(2011- 2018)
Urinated in a cup on the interchange bench and was fined after a mother complained.
Requested a trade to Carlton.
Last seen at sportsman's nights telling the urine story for $250 a night plus beer.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

He identifies with Collingwood.

But he came to Collingwood as a douchebag, which he learnt at Richmond

 

[Freofalcon]

Always enjoy seeing Monkhurst getting his arse handed to him

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

1985-today is “all time” now

Ablett [Sr] said he has no repect for him

I’m sure Craig is shattered that a drug addicted campaigner doesn’t respect him

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

1985-today is “all time” now

“Ablett [Sr] said he has no repect for him”

I’m sure Craig is shattered that a drug addicted campaigner doesn’t respect him

Pinching a player? Pretty low act.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

3/ Jordan DeGoey (2015- present)
- tatts, women assault , booze , goal hungry




2/ Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

( 2015 - present)
- from calling Victoria the nanny state to wearing douchebag dark glasses this guy doesn't know when to shut his pie hole.
We don't want to hear your American ideas, keep them to yourself or go back to yank land.
Last seen as a sub on the bench.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cox started at the centre bounce in the QF…

Pinching a player? Pretty low act.

Compared to what GAS did?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

1/Aaron James ( 1994-1995, 1997)
Former Collingwood player Aaron James has been charged with 133 offences, including threatening to kill his wife.
James was charged with an assault on his wife, Kate, in Wallan on March 10 , 2017.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Finally got one right... and it's another Richmond player

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Finally got one right... and it's another Richmond player

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He devoloped at Collingwood and learnt his chops there.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He devoloped at Collingwood and learnt his chops there.

The rise and fall of Aaron James:

1994-1997 Collingwood (23 games)
1998-2000 Tuggers (30)
2002 Bullflogs (1)
2006 suspended for 15 weeks for threatening VFL umpire
2011 suspended for 18 weeks for fight with spectator
2012 deregistered
2017 charged with 133 criminal offences

Pretty clear it was Punt Rd that started his decline

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

The rise and fall of Aaron James:

1994-1997 Collingwood (23 games)
1998-2000 Tuggers (30)
2002 Bullflogs (1)
2006 suspended for 15 weeks for threatening VFL umpire
2011 suspended for 18 weeks for fight with spectator
2012 deregistered
2017 charged with 133 criminal offences

Pretty clear it was Punt Rd that started his decline

Well Collingwood recruited him so I blame them

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Well Collingwood recruited him so I blame them

And we know who recruited BT...

 

[NetworkNerd]

Does John Bourke make the list?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Does John Bourke make the list?

Yes.
1a/ John Bourke ( 1984 -1985)
-I think you have to take the boy off.

 

[AvantGardener]

You know they're bad when Dane Swan

Dane Swan

Age

40

Ht

185cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

26.9

5star

K

16.4

5star

HB

10.4

5star

M

5.9

5star

T

3.1

5star

CL

5.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

bashes someone and doesnt make the list and Joffa is a pedo and doesn't make the list.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You know they're bad when Dane Swan bashes someone and doesnt make the list

Justin Murphy says Hello

 

[Cyclops]

If you know what douchebags are for you'll understand why OPS club gets cleaned up by the Pies so often.

 

[Trouto]

although you do make a point with a fair few douche bags in your list, i would like to point out my 10 biggest Bay 13 Douche Bags

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