Think Tank Aristotle Pickett's top 10 Carlton douchebags of all time.

[Aristotle Pickett]

In chronological order:

10/ John Nicholls (1957- 1974)
While playing for Carlton, Nicholls served a three-month jail term at Pentridge Prison in 1960, having been found guilty of embezzling £5,558 (equivalent to A$82,349 in 2018) from the Collins Street Branch of the ES&A Bank and larceny as a servant.



9/ Wayne Johnson (1979-1990)
Assaulted Helen D'Amico in front of 95,000 people and was just an all round douchebag in general.



8/ Stephen Silvagni (1985-2001)
Ruined the club with his inept recruiting then refused to go back into the changerooms when his son was playing.
Got sacked as a recruiter and had a huge tantrum .
Also used to break the rules by scragging players behind the ball and push them in the back in marking contests.
Made a fool of himself when Michael Long kicked one of the great final goals.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

7/ Jon Dorotich (1986-1993)
Was involved in an incident with a lady and a car window.
Was slow and never reached his potential


6/ Brendan Fevola(1999-2009)
A drunkard gambling addict who almost ruined the life of his diminutive wife Alex, was traded to Brisbane where Jonathan Brown had to slap him around when he was drunk.
Asked Mick Gatto for money at the peak of his gambling crisis but was refused.



5. Chris Judd (2008-2015)
Morphed into a right-wing cooker, poisoned native bushland and was convicted of it. Wants the rich to get richer and everyone else can gagfed.
His wife drinks nose beers with Nadia Bartel and claims crime is out of control in Brighton.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

4/ Liam Jones

19

Liam Jones

Age

33

Ht

199cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.4

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

134.5

2star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.1

3star

HB

1.4

1star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.4

2star

MG

116.3

2star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

(1995-2021)
Another right wing cooker who was the only AFL player not to be vaccinated due to paranoia and internet surfing. Shunned by the club and sacked.


3/ Jack Silvagni

1

Jack Silvagni

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.9

4star

G

0.7

4star

D

5.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

1.3

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

0.7

1star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.8

4star

(2016- present)
Such a talentless, slow , entitled brat. Serge would be embarrassed.



2/ Mathew Kennedy (2018- present)
Always getting into fights with team mates yet is only a fringe player. Likely to make a monumental clanger in the finals.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

1/ Ron Delulio (1992 -1997)
Former Carlton player Ron De Iulio’s “fall from grace” has seen him exposed as a drug trafficker and requiring daily assistance to get by.

The 51-year-old was arrested after drugs, deal bags, cash and a notebook containing prices and names of his “half a dozen” clients were seized at his Melbourne apartment in February, reports the Herald Sun.

De Iulio, who played 104 games for the Blues between 1992 and 1999 including four finals, admitted to police he would pay around $10,000 for drugs - mostly methamphetamine - and sell it for a $1500 profit.

 

[raskolnikov]

No Pattie Cripps who stole a Brownlow?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

1a/ Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

(2015 - present)
Undeserved Brownlow winner and always out of form.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

DeIulio 15% markup - either a liar or an idiot (or both)

Where's Greg 'I listen to Deezer' Williams? Assaulted an umpire, cheated, dodged a 9 game suspsension as well as being a handpass addict, overpaid seagull and nickname copycat

Not to mention Pig's Arse Elliott, set the club back literally 20 years (heheh)

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

DeIulio 15% markup - either a liar or an idiot (or both)

Where's Greg 'I listen to Deezer' Williams? Assaulted an umpire, cheating, handpass addict, overpaid seagull and nickname copycat

Not to mention Pig's Arse Elliott, set the club back literally 20 years (heheh)

It's players only or Elliot would be number 1.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Wayne Harmes was another annoying fat little campaigner and a special mention to FIGJAM buzza too!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Wayne Harmes was another annoying fat little campaigner and a special mention to FIGJAM buzza too!

Bosusto?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Bosusto?

Yes him, he was a another annoying ferker who thought he was the goat.

 

[Feraligatr]

Good list.
Very informative.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Can’t believe EJ didn’t make the cut

 

[AvantGardener]

Is that all you can manage?

 

[zackah]

/fred

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hey OP

AFL 2020: Justin Murphy jail term after Jill Scott ‘campaign of terror’

Ex-AFL player jailed for ‘campaign of terror’

www.foxsports.com.au

“attacked his ex-girlfriend with a blowtorch”

 

[Worm4]

Wayne Harmes was another annoying fat little campaigner and a special mention to FIGJAM buzza too!

Wayne harmes is a die hard Richmond supporter so he definitely goes onto your list

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Wayne harmes is a die hard Richmond supporter so he definitely goes onto your list

We would never have that fat little campaigner at our club.

 

[Cyclops]

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/fred

Nah Kouta's a legend. If it wasn't for AFL Socialism him and Christou would've been Pies.

Imagine him feeding the footy to the Roccas instead of souvas to gorillas. Watch the ad, it's extremely easy to imagine it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

No Nick Stevens?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

No Nick Stevens?

Woman bashing scum.

 

[Occidental]

Bruce Mathieson?
Made millions from others Pokie misery
Richard Pratt?
Biggest fine for illegal cartel business manipulation in Australian history.
Laurence Angwin

Laurence Angwin

Age

42

Ht

200cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.8

2star

K

7.3

3star

HB

1.5

2star

M

3.3

3star

T

0.8

3star

G

1.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.8

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

1.5

2star

M

3.3

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

1.5

5star

& Karl Norman

Karl Norman

Age

41

Ht

190cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

6.1

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

5.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

0.8

1star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.6

4star

?
Turned up to training off their faces
Justin Murphy

Justin Murphy

Age

48

Ht

185cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.8

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.1

3star

No current season stats available

D

17.6

5star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.6

5star

M

7.2

5star

T

1.6

4star

?
Mr Blow Torch
Doug Fraser & Alex Lang? (Both suspended for 5 years for accepting bribes to play dead v in a Final South Melbourne way back when)
Leo Brooks - long time Carlton trainer. Father of convicted murderer Judy Moran. Certain “well known identities” were always welcomed into the Carlton rooms by the Brooks/Moran families.
Mark Moran - gunned down in the Underbelly Wars. Had a Carlton Premiership flag draped over his coffin.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Bruce Mathieson?
Made millions from others Pokie misery
Richard Pratt?
Biggest fine for illegal cartel business manipulation in Australian history.
Laurence Angwin & Karl Norman?
Turned up to training off their faces
Justin Murphy?
Mr Blow Torch
Doug Fraser & Alex Lang? (Both suspended for 5 years for accepting bribes to play dead v in a Final South Melbourne way back when)
Leo Brooks - long time Carlton trainer. Father of convicted murderer Judy Moran. Certain “well known identities” were always welcomed into the Carlton rooms by the Brooks/Moran families.
Mark Moran - gunned down in the Underbelly Wars. Had a Carlton Premiership flag draped over his coffin.

Pratt also retained the Hell's Angels as his debt collectors.

Have a few more stories told to me about Big Nich. Source was a Bluuuuz great.

McLure was a drunken thug in pubs.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Worst Bllluuuuuz of all was Kernaghan for his criminal version of Stand by your man.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Worst Bllluuuuuz of all was Kernaghan for his criminal version of Stand by your man.

Worst rendition ever!