Bay 13 Top Up the Bombers

[rdhopkins2]

over to you fellas and sheilas to top up the Bombers over the preseason and possibly beyond.

Let's start with the back pocket:

Oscar The Grouch
A little small and green experience wise but a feisty campaigner who does not like to be beaten.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Full-Forward
Clive Waterhouse
The Cult Hero that Essendon Football Club desperately needs and a happy distraction from Hird.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

SANFL players being offered 2k a week to pop over to the drug den... oh da spuds are on their way

 

[invinciBlues]

IN: Robbo.

Be funny as **** watching their waterboy run around with a keg strapped to his back

 

[ArcherOfLoaf]

Full-Forward
Clive Waterhouse
The Cult Hero that Essendon Football Club desperately needs and a happy distraction from Hird.

They'll bring back Lloyd. They've done the research, they have the know how. Wouldn't surprise me if James becomes a captain-coach either.....just to prove what a club champion he is.

 

[rdhopkins2]

At full back we have Mr Garrison. A true leader of boys, he will keep the lads on the straight and narrow with his "drugs are bad, mkay" wisdom.

 

[Damp Squarie]

SANFL players being offered 2k a week to pop over to the drug den... oh da spuds are on their way

Isnt John Butchered under contract?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Isnt John Butchered under contract?

Is Van Berlol?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Second again lil Jimmy...catch up.

 

[David Schwarz]

Joe Hockey as a genuine big FF

Guaranteed eleventy goals a game

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Joe Fritzl, they will certainly spend a lot of time down in their dungeon of sanctions !

 

[Red mist]

Joe Hockey as a genuine big FF

Guaranteed eleventy goals a game

Clive Palmer will contest this spot as well.

 

[Magruder]

Full-Forward
Clive Waterhouse
The Cult Hero that Essendon Football Club desperately needs and a happy distraction from Hird.

With better hair

 

[hazard]

At full back we have Mr Garrison. A true leader of boys, he will keep the lads on the straight and narrow with his "drugs are bad, mkay" wisdom.

Mr Garrison or Mr Mackay??

 

[Sir Priddis]

T Abbott could be a good thuggish back pocket I think. Remember his greatest skill is 'sledging'.

 

[rdhopkins2]

If the Bali death row inmates havr a bit of luck they could have a couple of bench spots- as long as they have the heart.

Yeah, apologies In advance for the crap joke.

 

[Magruder]

T Abbott could be a good thuggish back pocket I think. Remember his greatest skill is 'sledging'.

Yeah but they've got spinning incomprehensible yet transparent bullshit covered through these guys though:



Plenty of rotations there.

 

[Sir Priddis]

Yeah but they've got spinning incomprehensible yet transparent bullshit covered through these guys though:

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Plenty of rotations there.

She really does look like a horse lol.

 

[Magruder]

Actually come to think of it, they could have an extra opt-in on the membership packs...

"Are you available for senior selection?"

 

[BigJoeD_]

Yeah but they've got spinning incomprehensible yet transparent bullshit covered through these guys though:

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Plenty of rotations there.

How many of those still have skin in the game?

 

[Beats28772]

Jared Petrenko, get in here flog and defend this Camry turncoat...
vikingblood

 

[Asgardian]

Recruited from the Adelaide White Tails to come off the bench ... LederhosenMan

 

[Northworth]

It puts peptide in its vein

 

[Kickpuncher]

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Clint Jones is already in.

I can finally see him kick the ball to a St Kilda player.