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Set fire to this stupidity?

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  • Jack WATTS says bbbbllllbbble

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
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MINNOW MATCH (NO LIVE COVERAGE)



Citrus Street Oval: (Currently in Progress)



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It’s tough to call, but I think Lemon Squeeze might have the edge with their strategic use of inventories. However, Purple Pain’s resilience and creativity could turn the tide in their favour. It’s a thrilling contest!​
 
QuarterLemon SqueezePurple Pain
Q18.0 (48)3.0 (18)
Q29.2 (56)5.3 (33)
Q310.4 (64)7.5 (47)
Q412.5 (77)10.7 (67)

Goalkickers​

Lemon Squeeze:
  • MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE: 4 goals​
  • Mad_Hatter: 3 goals​
  • Wojcinski: 2 goals​
  • juice t: 1 goal​
  • AvantGardener: 1 goal​
  • Werewolf: 1 goal​
Purple Pain:
  • Gavin Excell: 3 goals​
  • Purple Jesus: 2 goals​
  • Nool Carpenna: 2 goals​
  • MadMundy: 1 goal​
  • Lord_Flashheart: 1 goal​
  • dockshark: 1 goal​

Key Highlights​

First Quarter:
  • MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE’s Spectacular Mark: Early in the first quarter, MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE took a spectacular mark and kicked the first goal for Lemon Squeeze, setting the tone for the match.​
  • Gavin Excell’s Response: Gavin Excell from Purple Pain responded with a brilliant goal, showcasing his agility and skill.​
Second Quarter:
  • Juice t’s Superhero Tackle: Juice t performed a flying tackle on Purple Jesus, reminiscent of a superhero move, causing the ball to spill free and leading to a turnover.​
  • Brian Oblivion’s Interception: Despite not being able to use his fishing rod, Brian Oblivion made a crucial interception, demonstrating his defensive prowess.​
Third Quarter:
  • Mad_Hatter’s Spin Move: Mad_Hatter executed a cheeky spin move to shake off RonnieRaven and kicked a goal, adding to Lemon Squeeze’s lead.​
  • Nool Carpenna’s Breakaway: Nool Carpenna broke free from multiple tackles and kicked a goal for Purple Pain, keeping them in the contest.​
Fourth Quarter:
  • MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE’s Dominance: MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE continued to dominate, kicking his fourth goal of the match and solidifying Lemon Squeeze’s lead.​
  • Gavin Excell’s Persistence: Gavin Excell’s persistence paid off as he kicked his third goal, giving Purple Pain a fighting chance in the final minutes.​

Memorable Moments​

  • Werewolf’s Weaving Run: Werewolf’s weaving run through the Purple Pain defenders in the first quarter was a sight to behold, showcasing his agility and determination.​
  • LightTower4’s Defensive Efforts: LightTower4’s defensive efforts were crucial in stopping several Purple Pain attacks, earning him praise from the commentators.​
  • AvantGardener’s Clearance: AvantGardener’s clearance in the second quarter led to a quick goal for Lemon Squeeze, highlighting his playmaking abilities.​

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bAyFLX 2025: The Dawn of a New Era

As the sun rises and sets, sets and rises, so too does the excitement for the bAyFLX 2025 season. Fans across the nation are gearing up for what promises to be the most thrilling season yet. With teams recharged and ready to battle it out on the field, the anticipation is palpable.

Orange Crush enters the season as the team to beat, having dominated the off season with an unbeaten record. Their high-octane offense and rock-solid defence make them a formidable opponent. Will they continue their reign, or will a new challenger rise to the occasion?

Pink Tank, known for their resilience and strategic play, are hot on the heels of Orange Crush. Their fans are hopeful that this year will see them clinch the top spot. With a roster full of talent and determination, Pink Tank is a team to watch.

Lemon Squeeze and Rainbow are also in the mix, each with their unique style of play. Lemon Squeeze’s precision and Rainbow Power’s flair make for exciting matchups. Both teams are eager to prove their mettle and climb the ladder.

Newcomers Killer Vanilla and Blue Steel are ready to make their mark. With fresh faces and untested strategies, they bring an element of unpredictability to the league. Fans are eager to see how these teams will fare against the established giants.

The underdogs, Electric Slime and Brown Streak, are determined to turn their fortunes around. With renewed vigour and a never-say-die attitude, they aim to surprise their critics and secure crucial wins.

In the world of sports, anything is possible! While the Gray Blades had a tough off season this year, they showed some promising moments, especially in their high-scoring match against Purple Pain. With the right strategies, training, and perhaps a few key player acquisitions, they could certainly turn things around.

*Every team starts the new season with a clean slate, and the Gray Blades have the potential to surprise everyone with frggr at the helm. If they can build on their strengths and address their weaknesses, they might just find themselves climbing the ladder and contending for the top spot.

Big Red could turn things around. Key areas for improvement include their offensive play and consistency in scoring. If they can bolster their line up with some strong recruits and work on their game plan, they have the potential to surprise their opponents and climb the ladder.

Black Ice had a mixed off season, showing moments of brilliance but also facing some tough defeats. Their defence was solid at times, but they need to work on maintaining that consistency throughout the season. With a few strategic adjustments and a focus on teamwork, Black Ice could become a formidable force.

*Remember, it’s not just about past performance but also about determination, teamwork, and a bit of luck. So, who knows? The Gray Blades might just have a Cinderella story in the making!

As the opening match approaches, the air is thick with excitement. The stadiums are getting set, the players are primed, and the fans are ready to cheer their hearts out. bAyFLX 2025 promises to be a season of unforgettable moments, fierce rivalries, and spectacular footy action.

So, grab your scarves, don your team colours, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions. This is bAyFLX 2025 – where legends are made, and dreams come true.


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BETA 5.9 UPDATE: THE FISH TANK


Pink Tank’s New Stadium: The Fish Tank Under Construction

Exciting Developments for Pink Tank Fans

The bAyFLX team Pink Tank is set to make waves with their brand new stadium, aptly named The Fish Tank. Currently under construction, this state-of-the-art facility promises to be a game-changer for both the team and their dedicated fans.

A Modern Marvel

The Fish Tank is designed to be a modern marvel, featuring cutting-edge technology and amenities that will enhance the game-day experience. The stadium will boast a seating capacity of 50,000, ensuring that there is plenty of room for Pink Tank’s passionate supporters. With its sleek design and vibrant pink accents, The Fish Tank will be a visually stunning addition to the bAyFLX league.

Innovative Features

One of the standout features of The Fish Tank is its innovative use of technology. The stadium will be equipped with high-definition screens and advanced sound systems, providing fans with an immersive experience. Additionally, the stadium will be a world first featuring a giant fish tank on top.

Sustainability and Community Focus

The Fish Tank is not just about the game; it’s also about sustainability and community. The stadium will incorporate eco-friendly practices, such as solar panels and rainwater harvesting systems, to minimize its environmental impact. Furthermore, Pink Tank has committed to using local materials and labor for the construction, supporting the community and creating jobs.

A Hub for Events

Beyond bAyFLX matches, The Fish Tank is set to become a hub for various events. The stadium will host concerts, community gatherings, and other sporting events, making it a versatile venue that will benefit the entire region.

Anticipation Builds

As construction progresses, anticipation is building among Pink Tank fans. The team is excited to have a new home that reflects their bold and fearless spirit. The Fish Tank is expected to be completed by the start of the next bAyFLX season, and fans can’t wait to see their team in action in this impressive new venue.

Conclusion

The Fish Tank represents a new era for Pink Tank and their supporters. With its modern design, innovative features, and community focus, the stadium is set to become a landmark in the bAyFLX league. As the construction continues, fans eagerly await the day when they can cheer on their team in their brand new home.





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The Fish Tank is designed with safety as one of it's priorities. The stadium features a giant fish tank on top with real fish, a unique water cooling system that not only ensures the safety of the structure but also provides a cooling effect for the players, but most of all, it 'looks' amazing. The water is 'safely' stored in a 'secure' reservoir on top of the stadium, and it is circulated through a series of pipes and nozzles to create a cooling mist, as well as 'first of it's kind' waterproofing techniques to guarantee against leakage, keeping fans and players dry.
 
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bAyFLX PRACTICE MATCH:



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Live from Broadway


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BLUE STEEL:

HOME GROUND: Broadway (Reservoir)


11. TheInjuryFactory (C)
1. BringFevBack2021 (VC)
32. Starburns_ (DVC)
22. philreich
20. Freofalcon
31. JustaBattler
27. Tiger2709
8. Baldur
41. Madas
19. GudOnya
12. MrsEddieBetts
6. Brenton Davy
38. Drakescoffeecake
36. Tigerandy63
7. NorthernLights
16. Rod Stroker
5. Seadog
9. KennyHuntersBlues
3. CCurnow3votes
13. kreuze_missile





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KILLER VANILLA:

HOMEGROUND: Middle Park


10. Xtreme (C)
2. the_interloper (VC)
46. HumanMeatball (DVC)
14. CursingFijian
24. Impunity!
5. woopedazz
6. Bender_
23. Supreme_Chancellor
7. Crimson Azure
18. SSSSSS
11. Jabba73
3. AtariRose
17. Cleansweep17
27. Cold Sober
34. Cookie
30. M Malice
8. TheGoatBaron
16. Paul Kersey
22. rhys_22
 
Welcome to the first quarter of this thrilling practice match between Blue Steel and Killer Vanilla! The players are ready, the fans are buzzing, and the innovative mesh guernseys are glowing with excitement...

0:00 - The Bounce: The umpire bounces the state-of-the-art football, and we’re underway! The ball changes colour to a vibrant green, indicating the start of the game. Xtreme from Killer Vanilla leaps high, but TheInjuryFactory from Blue Steel gets the first tap. The crowd roars as the game begins!

1:30 - Early Attack: Blue Steel wastes no time as BringFevBack2021 scoops up the ball and dashes forward. With the banana peel tucked away for later, he kicks it long to MrsEddieBetts, who marks it beautifully. She lines up for a shot… but wait! The ball turns red, signaling a penalty. The umpire calls it back for a push in the back. The fans groan, but the game goes on.

3:00 - Killer Vanilla Strikes: Killer Vanilla takes advantage of the penalty. the_interloper grabs the ball and weaves through the midfield like a hot knife through butter. He spots Crimson Azure in the forward line and delivers a pinpoint pass. Crimson Azure lines up for goal, and… it’s a beauty! The ball turns gold as it sails through the posts. Killer Vanilla 1.0.6 - Blue Steel 0.0.0

5:00 - Mesh Guernsey Magic:
The innovative mesh guernseys are working overtime as the players sweat it out. The RGB lighting on Blue Steel’s guernseys turns blue, indicating a defensive strategy. Freofalcon intercepts a pass and sends it back into Blue Steel’s forward line. The ball changes to a fiery orange, signaling a power play!

7:00 - Power Play Drama: Blue Steel’s power play is in full swing. Starburns_ takes a strong mark and quickly handballs to philreich, who is charging towards goal. The crowd is on their feet! But wait, what’s this? The ball turns purple, indicating a controversial decision. The umpire blows the whistle for a high tackle. The fans are not happy, and neither is philreich!

9:00 - Quick Response: Killer Vanilla capitalizes on the controversy. HumanMeatball scoops up the loose ball and kicks it long to Supreme_Chancellor. He takes a spectacular mark and lines up for goal. The ball turns silver as he kicks it… and it’s through! Killer Vanilla 2.0.12 - Blue Steel 0.0.0

10:00 - End of the First 10 Minutes:
The first 10 minutes have been action-packed and full of drama. Killer Vanilla leads with two goals, while Blue Steel is still looking for their first score. The innovative technologies and unique features are adding a whole new level of excitement to the game.
 
10:00 - Midfield Battle: The ball is back in the center, and the umpire bounces it high. TheInjuryFactory and Xtreme leap again, and this time it’s TheInjuryFactory who gets the tap. The ball is quickly scooped up by JustaBattler, who handballs to Baldur. Baldur kicks it long into Blue Steel’s forward line, but it’s intercepted by Cold Sober from Killer Vanilla.

12:00 - Defensive Masterclass: Cold Sober shows his defensive prowess as he weaves through Blue Steel’s forwards. He handballs to Impunity!, who kicks it out wide to Bender_. Bender_ takes a strong mark and slows the play down, looking for options. The RGB lighting on Killer Vanilla’s guernseys turns green, indicating a defensive strategy.

14:00 - Blue Steel’s Counterattack: Blue Steel isn’t backing down. Tiger2709 intercepts a pass and quickly handballs to Madas. Madas kicks it long to GudOnya, who takes a spectacular mark. The crowd is on their feet! GudOnya lines up for goal, and… it’s a goal! The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Killer Vanilla 2.0.12 - Blue Steel 1.0.6

16:00 - Midfield Mayhem:
The ball is back in the center, and the midfield battle continues. the_interloper grabs the ball and kicks it forward to SSSSSS, who takes a strong mark. SSSSSS lines up for goal, but the ball turns red, indicating a penalty. The umpire calls it back for a push in the back. The fans groan, but the game goes on.

18:00 - Blue Steel’s Surge: Blue Steel takes advantage of the penalty. philreich grabs the ball and kicks it long to MrsEddieBetts, who takes a strong mark. She lines up for goal, and… it’s a beauty! The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Killer Vanilla 2.0.12 - Blue Steel 2.0.12
 
The Tension Rises: With the scores tied at 12-12, the time on period of the first quarter begins. The players are giving it their all, and the fans are on the edge of their seats. The ball is bounced, and TheInjuryFactory gets the tap again. The ball is quickly scooped up by Seadog, who kicks it forward to NorthernLights.

21:00 - NorthernLights’ Moment: NorthernLights takes a strong mark and lines up for goal. The crowd holds its breath as he kicks… and it’s a goal! The ball turns gold as it sails through the posts. Blue Steel 3.0.18 - Killer Vanilla 2.0.12

22:30 - Killer Vanilla’s Response:
Killer Vanilla isn’t backing down. Xtreme grabs the ball from the center bounce and kicks it long to Crimson Azure. Crimson Azure takes a spectacular mark and lines up for goal. The ball turns green as he kicks… and it’s through! Blue Steel 3.0.18 - Killer Vanilla 3.0.18

24:00 - Mesh Guernsey Magic:
The innovative mesh guernseys are glowing with excitement. The RGB lighting on Blue Steel’s guernseys turns red, indicating an offensive strategy. philreich grabs the ball and kicks it long to Brenton Davy, who takes a strong mark. Brenton Davy lines up for goal, and… it’s a beauty! The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Blue Steel 4.0.24 - Killer Vanilla 3.0.18

26:00 - Controversial Call:
The ball is back in the center, and the umpire bounces it high. TheInjuryFactory and Xtreme leap again, and this time it’s Xtreme who gets the tap. The ball is quickly scooped up by the_interloper, who kicks it forward to SSSSSS. SSSSSS takes a strong mark and lines up for goal. The ball turns purple, indicating a controversial decision. The umpire blows the whistle and has reported SSSSSS for touching the ball when it's purple.

28:00 - Blue Steel’s Last Push: Blue Steel chuckle knowing how melty Killer Vanilla can be at times. BringFevBack2021 grabs the ball and kicks it long to kreuze_missile, who takes a strong mark. kreuze_missile lines up for goal, and… it’s a goal! The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Blue Steel 5.0.30 - Killer Vanilla 3.0.18

30:00 - End of the First Quarter: Blue Steel 5.0.30 - Killer Vanilla 3.0.18
 

Second Quarter:​

0:00 - The Bounce: The second quarter begins with the umpire bouncing the ball high. TheInjuryFactory leaps and gets the tap, sending the ball to BringFevBack2021. The crowd is already buzzing with excitement!

1:30 - Early Attack: BringFevBack2021 dashes forward, weaving through Killer Vanilla’s defense. He kicks it long to MrsEddieBetts, who takes a strong mark. She lines up for goal, but the ball turns amber, indicating a touched ball. Blue Steel 31 - Killer Vanilla 18

3:00 - Killer Vanilla’s Counterattack:
Killer Vanilla takes advantage of the miss. the_interloper grabs the ball and kicks it long to Supreme_Chancellor. He takes a spectacular mark and lines up for goal. The ball turns red, indicating a miss. The ball sails wide for a behind. Blue Steel 31 - Killer Vanilla 19

5:00 - Midfield Battle:
The ball is back in the center, and the midfield battle continues. JustaBattler grabs the ball and handballs to Baldur, who kicks it forward to GudOnya. GudOnya takes a strong mark and lines up for goal. The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Blue Steel 37 - Killer Vanilla 19

7:00 - Defensive Masterclass:
Killer Vanilla isn’t backing down. Cold Sober intercepts a pass and kicks it out wide to Bender_. Bender_ takes a strong mark and slows the play down, looking for options. He kicks it long to Crimson Azure, who takes a spectacular mark. Crimson Azure lines up for goal, but the ball turns red, indicating a miss. The ball sails wide for a behind. Blue Steel 37 - Killer Vanilla 20

9:00 - Blue Steel’s Surge:
Blue Steel takes advantage of the miss. TheInjuryFactory grabs the ball and kicks it long to kreuze_missile, who takes a strong mark. kreuze_missile lines up for goal, and… it’s a beauty! The ball turns green as it sails through the posts. Blue Steel 43 - Killer Vanilla 20

11:00 - Midfield Mayhem:
The ball is back in the center, and the midfield battle continues. philreich grabs the ball and kicks it forward to NorthernLights but is dealt with after the kick, surely that should be 50m but the umpires must not have seen it. NorthernLights lines up for goal, but the ball turns red, indicating a miss. The ball sails wide for a behind. Blue Steel 44 - Killer Vanilla 20

13:00 - Killer Vanilla’s Response:
philreich is back on his feet which is good to see. Killer Vanilla move forward again as Xtreme grabs the ball, side stepping kreuze_missle and kicks it long to SSSSSS, who takes a strong mark. SSSSSS lines up for goal, and… it’s a goal! The ball turns green and you know what that means. Blue Steel 44 - Killer Vanilla 26
 

Coverage Chaos: bAyFLX Match Commentary Stuck in a Loop​

In an unexpected turn of events, the highly anticipated bAyFLX practice match between Blue Steel and Killer Vanilla faced a unique challenge as the live commentary got stuck in a loop, causing coverage chaos for fans and viewers.

The Match:​

The match, held at Broadway Stadium in Reservoir, Victoria, was set to be a thrilling showcase of skill, strategy, and innovative technology. Blue Steel, known for their stylish play, faced off against the gritty and determined Killer Vanilla. The game featured innovative mesh guernseys with climate control and RGB lighting, as well as a state-of-the-art football that changed colour to indicate various game states.

The Loop:​

As the match progressed, fans were treated to an exciting display of football, with Blue Steel maintaining their lead through precise ball movement and strong marking. However, midway through the second quarter, the live commentary began to repeat itself, creating a loop that left viewers confused and frustrated.

The Impact:​

The commentary loop caused significant disruption to the coverage, with fans missing out on key moments and updates. Social media was abuzz with reactions, as viewers expressed their confusion and disappointment. Some fans even speculated that the loop was a deliberate attempt to add an extra layer of drama to the match, while others blamed technical glitches.

The Response:​

bAyFLX officials quickly addressed the issue, apologizing for the disruption and assuring fans that steps were being taken to resolve the problem. “We are aware of the commentary loop and are working diligently to fix it. We appreciate the patience and understanding of our fans,” said a bAyFLX spokesperson.

Looking Ahead:​

bAyFLX officials have promised to improve their coverage and ensure that such issues do not occur in future matches. Fans are eagerly anticipating the next game, hoping for a seamless viewing experience and more exciting football action.


Third Quarter Highlights: Blue Steel vs Killer Vanilla​

The third quarter of the match between Blue Steel and Killer Vanilla was a captivating mix of class and grit, showcasing the contrasting styles of both teams.

Blue Steel’s Class:​

Blue Steel demonstrated their stylish play and control throughout the quarter. Their possession game was on full display as they chipped the ball around, gathering cheap possessions and frustrating Killer Vanilla. TheInjuryFactory and BringFevBack2021 continued to dominate, leading their team with strong marks and crucial plays. Blue Steel’s ability to maintain their lead with precise ball movement and strategic play was a testament to their class.

Killer Vanilla’s Grit:​

Killer Vanilla, on the other hand, showed their determination and toughness. Despite Blue Steel’s control, Killer Vanilla never backed down. They fought hard for every possession and made their presence felt with strong tackles and aggressive play. Xtreme and the_interloper led the charge, with Crimson Azure and SSSSSS making important contributions. Killer Vanilla’s grit and resilience were evident as they continued to challenge Blue Steel’s dominance.

Key Moments:​

  • Blue Steel’s Possession Game: Blue Steel’s ability to control the pace of the game with their possession strategy was a highlight of the quarter. Their precise ball movement and strong marking kept Killer Vanilla at bay.​
  • Killer Vanilla’s Determination: Killer Vanilla’s relentless effort to close the gap was commendable. They continued to fight hard and made several attempts to score, showcasing their grit and determination.​
  • TheInjuryFactory’s Armour Suit: TheInjuryFactory, equipped with his armour suit, was unstoppable. He shrugged off tackles and charged through Killer Vanilla’s defence, making significant contributions to Blue Steel’s lead.​

Score at the End of the Third Quarter:​

  • Blue Steel: 12.9 (81)​
  • Killer Vanilla: 7.9 (51)​
 
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Final Quarter Highlights: Blue Steel vs Killer Vanilla​

The final quarter of the match between Blue Steel and Killer Vanilla was a thrilling conclusion to an action-packed game. It showcased the contrasting styles of both teams and provided fans with an exciting finish.

Blue Steel’s Control:​

Blue Steel maintained their lead with a possession game that frustrated Killer Vanilla. They chipped the ball around, gathering cheap possessions and controlling the pace of the game. TheInjuryFactory, equipped with his armour suit, was a standout performer, shrugging off tackles and making significant contributions. BringFevBack2021 also played a crucial role, leading the team with strong marks and precise ball movement.

Killer Vanilla’s Determination:​

Despite Blue Steel’s control, Killer Vanilla showed their grit and determination. They fought hard for every possession and made several attempts to close the gap. Xtreme and the_interloper led the charge, with Crimson Azure and SSSSSS making important contributions. Killer Vanilla’s relentless effort and aggressive play were evident throughout the quarter.

Key Moments:​

  • Rough Play Incidents: The quarter began with some rough play incidents, adding to the drama. TheInjuryFactory’s armour suit proved to be an advantage as he charged through Killer Vanilla’s defense.​
  • Blue Steel’s Possession Game: Blue Steel’s ability to control the game with their possession strategy was a highlight. Their precise ball movement and strong marking kept Killer Vanilla at bay.​
  • Killer Vanilla’s Last Push: Killer Vanilla made a final push to close the gap, with Xtreme and Supreme_Chancellor leading the charge. Despite their efforts, Blue Steel’s control proved too much to overcome.​

Score at the End of the Final Quarter:​

  • Blue Steel: 16.10 (106)​
  • Killer Vanilla: 9.12 (66)​


Quarter​
Blue Steel
Killer Vanilla
1st Quarter​
5.0 (30)​
3.0 (18)​
2nd Quarter​
9.5 (59)​
5.4 (34)​
3rd Quarter​
12.9 (81)​
7.9 (51)​
4th Quarter​
16.10 (106)​
9.12 (66)​




BLUE STEEL:

PlayerGoalsBehindsMarksTacklesPossessions
TheInjuryFactory107629
BringFevBack2021114424
Starburns_103215
philreich103216
Freofalcon103214
JustaBattler103213
Tiger2709002110
Baldur002112
Madas002111
GudOnya304217
MrsEddieBetts123014
Brenton Davy123513
Drakescoffeecake00118
Tigerandy6300119
NorthernLights112112
Rod Stroker00418
Seadog00129
KennyHuntersBlues00218
CCurnow3votes00117
kreuze_missile324221


KILLER VANILLA:

PlayerGoalsBehindsMarksTacklesPossessions
Xtreme106523
the_interloper107620
HumanMeatball103215
CursingFijian103214
Impunity!002110
woopedazz002111
Bender_002112
Supreme_Chancellor113216
Crimson Azure224218
SSSSSS226217
Jabba7300119
AtariRose00318
Cleansweep1700219
Cold Sober002111
Cookie00118
M Malice00119
TheGoatBaron00048
Paul Kersey00017
rhys_2200118

 

Big Red’s Stadium Update: The Chookhouse Gets a Makeover




Big Red’s Response to Pink Tank’s New Stadium
In a bold move to keep up with the latest innovations in the bAyFLX league, Big Red has announced a series of exciting updates to their home ground, The Chookhouse. Not to be outdone by Pink Tank’s new stadium, The Fish Tank, Big Red is introducing several unique features that promise to enhance the fan experience and ensure the safety and comfort of all attendees.


Innovative Features
  1. Chicken Wire Barriers: To prevent bottles and other objects from being thrown onto the field, The Chookhouse will be equipped with sturdy chicken wire barriers. This measure ensures the safety of players and officials while maintaining a clear view of the action for fans.​
  2. Real Chicken Coop: In a nod to their team name, Big Red is installing a real chicken coop where fans can feed the chooks. This interactive feature is sure to be a hit with families and children, adding a fun and unique element to the game-day experience.​
  3. Giant Red Light: A giant red light will be installed atop the stadium, symbolizing the team’s fiery spirit and passion. This beacon will be visible from miles away, creating a striking visual landmark for The Chookhouse.​
  4. Free Bird Seed for Members: To show appreciation for their loyal supporters, Big Red will be offering free bird seed to all members. This gesture not only aligns with the team’s theme but also encourages fans to engage with the new chicken coop feature.​




Player Reactions
We caught up with Big Red players pavstar and sthmelb_dimmies to get their thoughts on the stadium updates.
pavstar (Captain): “I’m really excited about the changes to The Chookhouse. The chicken wire barriers are a great idea for keeping everyone safe, and the chicken coop is going to be a lot of fun for the fans. I think the giant red light is a fantastic addition too – it’s going to make our stadium stand out even more. And who doesn’t love free bird seed? It’s a great way to show our appreciation for our supporters.”
sthmelb_dimmies (Deputy Vice-Captain): “The updates to The Chookhouse are going to make game days even more special. The chicken coop is a brilliant idea – it’s something unique that you won’t find at any other stadium. The chicken wire barriers are a smart move for safety, and the giant red light is going to be an iconic feature. I can’t wait to see the fans’ reactions to all the new additions.”



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