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Everybody loves a winner.,An Electric Slime practice match!?
Even when they're thinner,
Going down, like a clown, who gives a damn ....... ?
For Losers ..... ?
When lipstick is ten cents a stick,
That's progress, man -> in motion,
Got my man's sweet lotion ....... to sooth my sunburnt soul .......
Blacker than brown,
Browner than beige ...... yeah .......
And you can take that, any way you *en like.
Just don't call me an all day ....... sucker ........
Mother's Day is over,
For Losers ......
For Losers ......
For Losers ......
- Archie Sheep circa 1969
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TUESDAY NIGHT UNDER LIGHTS:
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bAyFLX Practice Match: BROWN STREAK V ELECTRIC SLIME
From Windy Valley
STARTS 6.00PM
Commentary by Bruce “Barrage” Baxter and Daphne “Dizzy” Davidson
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bAyFLX Practice Match: BROWN STREAK V ELECTRIC SLIME
From Windy Valley
STARTS 6.00PM
Commentary by Bruce “Barrage” Baxter and Daphne “Dizzy” Davidson
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Barrage: G’day, footy fans! Welcome to Windy Valley, where the Brown Streak takes on Electric Slime in a practice match that’s got more twists than a pretzel factory. I’m Bruce “Barrage” Baxter, and alongside me is the delightful Daphne “Dizzy” Davidson. Dizzy, what are your thoughts on today’s clash?
Dizzy: Thanks, Barrage! Well, the wind is howling like a banshee, and the crowd is buzzing like a caffeinated beehive. Electric Slime’s captain, V_23, is leading from the front, while Brown Streak’s Dinsdale is as solid as a brick wall.
Dizzy: Thanks, Barrage! Well, the wind is howling like a banshee, and the crowd is buzzing like a caffeinated beehive. Electric Slime’s captain, V_23, is leading from the front, while Brown Streak’s Dinsdale is as solid as a brick wall.
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Barrage: And we’re off! The ball bounces like a kangaroo on a trampoline, and FISTO from Electric Slime scoops it up. He dodges three tackles, spins like a top, and kicks it straight to Sqotty from office works. But wait! Sqotty fumbles it like a buttered potato. Brown Streak’s Pistol Night pounces, and he’s off! He’s running faster than a dingo chasing a meat pie!
Dizzy: Pistol Night zigzags through the Slime defenders, but zackah tackles him like a hungry croc. The ball spills free, and The Cryptkeeper dives in like a treasure-hunting pirate. He snaps it up and boots it toward the goals. It’s sailing… sailing… and it’s a GOAL! The Cryptkeeper celebrates with a moonwalk, and the crowd goes wild!
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.0 (6) – Electric Slime 0.0 (0)
Barrage: Electric Slime regroups. Tandy, their vice-captain, taps the ball to Grin, who kicks it to Mesc. Mesc’s hair is flapping in the wind like a windsock on steroids. He spots NetworkNerd in the clear, but NetworkNerd’s glasses fog up, and he misses the mark. Brown Streak’s HairyO intercepts! He’s as elusive as a drop bear in a eucalyptus tree.
Dizzy: HairyO handballs to Coach_Required, who launches a torpedo kick. It spirals like a boomerang caught in a cyclone. PieLebo87 flies for the mark, but he’s tackled by Dan. Dan’s like a python wrapped around a tree branch. The ball spills, and Plugger35 soccer-kicks it toward the boundary. Hawkman dives, slides, and keeps it in! What a play!
Dizzy: Pistol Night zigzags through the Slime defenders, but zackah tackles him like a hungry croc. The ball spills free, and The Cryptkeeper dives in like a treasure-hunting pirate. He snaps it up and boots it toward the goals. It’s sailing… sailing… and it’s a GOAL! The Cryptkeeper celebrates with a moonwalk, and the crowd goes wild!
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.0 (6) – Electric Slime 0.0 (0)
Barrage: Electric Slime regroups. Tandy, their vice-captain, taps the ball to Grin, who kicks it to Mesc. Mesc’s hair is flapping in the wind like a windsock on steroids. He spots NetworkNerd in the clear, but NetworkNerd’s glasses fog up, and he misses the mark. Brown Streak’s HairyO intercepts! He’s as elusive as a drop bear in a eucalyptus tree.
Dizzy: HairyO handballs to Coach_Required, who launches a torpedo kick. It spirals like a boomerang caught in a cyclone. PieLebo87 flies for the mark, but he’s tackled by Dan. Dan’s like a python wrapped around a tree branch. The ball spills, and Plugger35 soccer-kicks it toward the boundary. Hawkman dives, slides, and keeps it in! What a play!
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Barrage: The wind is picking up, Dizzy! It’s like a cyclone decided to join the party. Electric Slime’s Tandy taps the ball to Grin, who’s grinning like a Cheshire cat. Grin’s got the agility of a kangaroo on a trampoline. He dodges HairyO, spins, and sends a bullet pass to captain V_23. V_23 marks it like a seasoned pro. The crowd holds its breath.
Dizzy: But wait! Brown Streak’s Dinsdale swoops in like a magpie after a meat pie. He tackles V_23, and the ball spills free. FISTO dives in, but he’s met by PieLebo87, who’s as solid as an outback rock. PieLebo87 handballs to Thrawn, who’s got the wingspan of an albatross. Thrawn kicks it long, and it’s a race to the boundary. The Cryptkeeper and FootyLad0 sprint like they’re chasing a Vegemite sandwich.
Barrage: The ball bounces, and FootyLad0 dives! He’s sliding like a penguin on ice. He scoops it up, spins, and kicks it blindly toward the goals. It’s a banana kick, Dizzy! It’s curving like a rainbow over a pot of gold. And… it’s a BEHIND! The crowd groans. FootyLad0 celebrates like he just won the lottery. But it’s only one point.
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.1 (7) – Electric Slime 0.0 (0)
Dizzy: Electric Slime regroups. Zackah handballs to NetworkNerd, who’s typing code in his head. NetworkNerd spots Dan, who’s as elusive as a drop bear in camouflage. Dan marks it, and the crowd erupts. But Dan’s indecisive. He looks left, right, and then… he handballs to Darklake, who’s lurking like a crocodile in the murky waters.
Barrage: Darklake’s got the ball, and he’s charging like a bull at a rodeo. He’s tackled by StMojo, who’s got the mojo of a wizard. Darklake’s boot connects, and it’s a GOAL! The Slime fans go wild. Darklake does a moonwalk, a dab, and a floss dance all at once. The Cryptkeeper tries to join in, but he trips over his own shoelaces. Classic Cryptkeeper!
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.1 (7) – Electric Slime 1.0 (6)
Dizzy: But wait! Brown Streak’s Dinsdale swoops in like a magpie after a meat pie. He tackles V_23, and the ball spills free. FISTO dives in, but he’s met by PieLebo87, who’s as solid as an outback rock. PieLebo87 handballs to Thrawn, who’s got the wingspan of an albatross. Thrawn kicks it long, and it’s a race to the boundary. The Cryptkeeper and FootyLad0 sprint like they’re chasing a Vegemite sandwich.
Barrage: The ball bounces, and FootyLad0 dives! He’s sliding like a penguin on ice. He scoops it up, spins, and kicks it blindly toward the goals. It’s a banana kick, Dizzy! It’s curving like a rainbow over a pot of gold. And… it’s a BEHIND! The crowd groans. FootyLad0 celebrates like he just won the lottery. But it’s only one point.
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.1 (7) – Electric Slime 0.0 (0)
Dizzy: Electric Slime regroups. Zackah handballs to NetworkNerd, who’s typing code in his head. NetworkNerd spots Dan, who’s as elusive as a drop bear in camouflage. Dan marks it, and the crowd erupts. But Dan’s indecisive. He looks left, right, and then… he handballs to Darklake, who’s lurking like a crocodile in the murky waters.
Barrage: Darklake’s got the ball, and he’s charging like a bull at a rodeo. He’s tackled by StMojo, who’s got the mojo of a wizard. Darklake’s boot connects, and it’s a GOAL! The Slime fans go wild. Darklake does a moonwalk, a dab, and a floss dance all at once. The Cryptkeeper tries to join in, but he trips over his own shoelaces. Classic Cryptkeeper!
Score Update: Brown Streak 1.1 (7) – Electric Slime 1.0 (6)
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Barrage: Welcome back to Windy Valley! The Electric Slime and Brown Streak are locked in a tussle that’s tighter than a kangaroo’s pouch. Dizzy, the crowd’s on the edge of their seats!
Dizzy: They sure are, Barrage! The ball’s back in play, and it’s a scramble like a koala convention. Electric Slime’s FISTO is in the thick of it, but he’s tackled by Brown Streak’s The Sultan, who’s ruling the midfield like a true monarch.
Barrage: The Sultan dishes out a handball to Strigoi, who’s moving like a vampire at midnight. He dodges a tackle from HirdsTheWord and sends a long bomb downfield. It’s a high flyer! Smish from Brown Streak leaps like he’s got springs in his boots and… TOUCHDOWN! Wait, wrong sport, but you get the idea, folks!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 1.0 (6)
Dizzy: Electric Slime’s not letting up. V_23 gathers the ball and is zigzagging through the opposition like he’s playing Space Invaders. He spots boondy on the run and hits him with a lace-out pass. Boondy’s got more space than an astronaut, and he’s closing in on goal!
Barrage: But here comes the drama! A seagull swoops down, mistaking boondy’s shiny head for a fish! Boondy ducks, weaves, and with a kick that’s as sweet as a lamington, he slots it through the big sticks! That’s a goal, and the seagull’s doing victory laps!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 2.0 (12)
Dizzy: The wind’s picking up again, and it’s carrying the ball like a hot air balloon. Brown Streak’s Dazb86 tries to mark, but the ball slips through his fingers like a wet bar of soap. Electric Slime’s darklake pounces on the loose ball and snaps a quick goal. It’s pandemonium!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: What’s this? The Electric Slime mascot, a giant inflatable slime monster, has broken free from its tethers and is bouncing across the field! Players are dodging it left and right. It’s chaos, but the game goes on!
Dizzy: Amidst the inflatable madness, Brown Streak’s Plugger35 finds the ball and steadies for a shot. He kicks, and it’s a beautiful curve—like the Sydney Opera House arches. It’s through for a major score! The crowd erupts, and the inflatable slime monster deflates just as it reaches the goal square. Talk about timing!
Score Update: Brown Streak 3.1 (19) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: And that’s the siren for the end of the first quarter! What a spectacle we’ve witnessed. Brown Streak leads by a whisker, but with Electric Slime’s resilience, it’s anyone’s game. Dizzy, your thoughts?
Dizzy: Barrage, if the rest of the match is anything like this, we’re in for a ripper! The players are giving it their all, and the fans are loving every minute. Can’t wait to see what the next quarter brings!
Barrage: Stay tuned, folks! We’ll be back after a short break with more bAyFLX action. Grab a pie, refill your drink, and brace yourselves for more footy fun!
End of First Quarter
Dizzy: They sure are, Barrage! The ball’s back in play, and it’s a scramble like a koala convention. Electric Slime’s FISTO is in the thick of it, but he’s tackled by Brown Streak’s The Sultan, who’s ruling the midfield like a true monarch.
Barrage: The Sultan dishes out a handball to Strigoi, who’s moving like a vampire at midnight. He dodges a tackle from HirdsTheWord and sends a long bomb downfield. It’s a high flyer! Smish from Brown Streak leaps like he’s got springs in his boots and… TOUCHDOWN! Wait, wrong sport, but you get the idea, folks!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 1.0 (6)
Dizzy: Electric Slime’s not letting up. V_23 gathers the ball and is zigzagging through the opposition like he’s playing Space Invaders. He spots boondy on the run and hits him with a lace-out pass. Boondy’s got more space than an astronaut, and he’s closing in on goal!
Barrage: But here comes the drama! A seagull swoops down, mistaking boondy’s shiny head for a fish! Boondy ducks, weaves, and with a kick that’s as sweet as a lamington, he slots it through the big sticks! That’s a goal, and the seagull’s doing victory laps!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 2.0 (12)
Dizzy: The wind’s picking up again, and it’s carrying the ball like a hot air balloon. Brown Streak’s Dazb86 tries to mark, but the ball slips through his fingers like a wet bar of soap. Electric Slime’s darklake pounces on the loose ball and snaps a quick goal. It’s pandemonium!
Score Update: Brown Streak 2.1 (13) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: What’s this? The Electric Slime mascot, a giant inflatable slime monster, has broken free from its tethers and is bouncing across the field! Players are dodging it left and right. It’s chaos, but the game goes on!
Dizzy: Amidst the inflatable madness, Brown Streak’s Plugger35 finds the ball and steadies for a shot. He kicks, and it’s a beautiful curve—like the Sydney Opera House arches. It’s through for a major score! The crowd erupts, and the inflatable slime monster deflates just as it reaches the goal square. Talk about timing!
Score Update: Brown Streak 3.1 (19) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: And that’s the siren for the end of the first quarter! What a spectacle we’ve witnessed. Brown Streak leads by a whisker, but with Electric Slime’s resilience, it’s anyone’s game. Dizzy, your thoughts?
Dizzy: Barrage, if the rest of the match is anything like this, we’re in for a ripper! The players are giving it their all, and the fans are loving every minute. Can’t wait to see what the next quarter brings!
Barrage: Stay tuned, folks! We’ll be back after a short break with more bAyFLX action. Grab a pie, refill your drink, and brace yourselves for more footy fun!
End of First Quarter
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Barrage: Welcome back to the bAyFLX bonanza at Windy Valley! The second quarter is about to kick off, and the score is tighter than a jar of Vegemite. Dizzy, the players look ready for another round of footy fireworks!
Dizzy: They sure do, Barrage! The Electric Slime is trailing by just one point, but with their zesty energy, they’re looking to turn the tide. Brown Streak, on the other hand, is determined to widen the gap.
Barrage: And we’re underway! The ball is bounced, and it’s a mad dash. Electric Slime’s V_23 leaps like a superhero and taps it to zackah. Zackah’s got the ball on a string, weaving through the opposition like a master puppeteer.
Dizzy: But here comes Brown Streak’s The Cryptkeeper, swooping in like a bat out of hell. He snatches the ball and boots it towards Dinsdale, who marks it with the grace of a ballet dancer. Dinsdale lines up for goal… and it’s straight through the middle!
Score Update: Brown Streak 4.1 (25) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s not backing down. Tandy takes the ball and sprints like he’s got rockets in his boots. He spots FurTheWin in the clear and hits him with a pinpoint pass.
Dizzy: FurTheWin goes for the goal, but wait—there’s a streaker on the field! Security is chasing him, and he’s… he’s picked up the ball! He’s running towards the goal, and he shoots! It’s a goal! The crowd is in stitches, and the streaker is doing a victory dance.
Barrage: Well, folks, you don’t see that every day. The umpire is waving it off, though. No goal for the streaker, but he’s certainly made his mark on this match. Play resumes, and Electric Slime is looking to capitalize on the distraction.
Dizzy: Mesc takes possession and dodges a tackle from The Sultan. He kicks it long to NetworkNerd, who’s calculating the trajectory like a human computer. NetworkNerd leaps and takes a spectacular mark over HairyO.
Barrage: NetworkNerd steadies himself, aims, and kicks. It’s a beautiful arc, and it’s through for a goal! Electric Slime is back in the game, and NetworkNerd is being mobbed by his teammates.
Score Update: Brown Streak 4.1 (25) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: The ball is back in the center, and it’s a fierce contest. Brown Streak’s Plugger35 gets the ball and is charging forward like a runaway train. He’s met by a wall of Slime, but he breaks through!
Barrage: Plugger35 is within range, he shoots, and it’s a goal! Brown Streak extends their lead, and Plugger35 is being hailed as a hero. The crowd is loving the back-and-forth action!
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.1 (31) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: As the quarter progresses, the drama only intensifies. Electric Slime’s captain, V_23, is rallying his troops. They’re responding with vigor, and the Slime fans are making noise like a thunderstorm.
Dizzy: They sure do, Barrage! The Electric Slime is trailing by just one point, but with their zesty energy, they’re looking to turn the tide. Brown Streak, on the other hand, is determined to widen the gap.
Barrage: And we’re underway! The ball is bounced, and it’s a mad dash. Electric Slime’s V_23 leaps like a superhero and taps it to zackah. Zackah’s got the ball on a string, weaving through the opposition like a master puppeteer.
Dizzy: But here comes Brown Streak’s The Cryptkeeper, swooping in like a bat out of hell. He snatches the ball and boots it towards Dinsdale, who marks it with the grace of a ballet dancer. Dinsdale lines up for goal… and it’s straight through the middle!
Score Update: Brown Streak 4.1 (25) – Electric Slime 3.0 (18)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s not backing down. Tandy takes the ball and sprints like he’s got rockets in his boots. He spots FurTheWin in the clear and hits him with a pinpoint pass.
Dizzy: FurTheWin goes for the goal, but wait—there’s a streaker on the field! Security is chasing him, and he’s… he’s picked up the ball! He’s running towards the goal, and he shoots! It’s a goal! The crowd is in stitches, and the streaker is doing a victory dance.
Barrage: Well, folks, you don’t see that every day. The umpire is waving it off, though. No goal for the streaker, but he’s certainly made his mark on this match. Play resumes, and Electric Slime is looking to capitalize on the distraction.
Dizzy: Mesc takes possession and dodges a tackle from The Sultan. He kicks it long to NetworkNerd, who’s calculating the trajectory like a human computer. NetworkNerd leaps and takes a spectacular mark over HairyO.
Barrage: NetworkNerd steadies himself, aims, and kicks. It’s a beautiful arc, and it’s through for a goal! Electric Slime is back in the game, and NetworkNerd is being mobbed by his teammates.
Score Update: Brown Streak 4.1 (25) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: The ball is back in the center, and it’s a fierce contest. Brown Streak’s Plugger35 gets the ball and is charging forward like a runaway train. He’s met by a wall of Slime, but he breaks through!
Barrage: Plugger35 is within range, he shoots, and it’s a goal! Brown Streak extends their lead, and Plugger35 is being hailed as a hero. The crowd is loving the back-and-forth action!
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.1 (31) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: As the quarter progresses, the drama only intensifies. Electric Slime’s captain, V_23, is rallying his troops. They’re responding with vigor, and the Slime fans are making noise like a thunderstorm.
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Barrage: Welcome back, footy fanatics! The second quarter is like a boomerang—it’s coming right back at ya! The wind is playing tricks, and the goals are as elusive as a drop bear on a moonless night. Dizzy, what do you make of this swirling breeze?
Dizzy: Barrage, it’s wild out here! The wind is more unpredictable than a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Electric Slime’s Tandy lines up for goal, but the wind whispers, “Not today, mate!” His kick veers off course, and it’s a behind.
Barrage: Meanwhile, Brown Streak’s The Cryptkeeper is sizing up the posts. He’s got the accuracy of a GPS-guided missile. But wait! The wind tugs at the ball like a mischievous kookaburra. The Cryptkeeper’s kick wobbles, spins, and… it’s another behind! The crowd groans, and The Cryptkeeper does a facepalm.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.3 (33) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: Electric Slime’s Grin gets a chance. He’s got the ball, and he’s grinning like a possum in a peach tree. But the wind whispers, “Not so fast!” Grin’s kick hangs in the air like a startled cockatoo. It’s a behind! The goalposts are laughing at him.
Barrage: Brown Streak’s Hawkman swoops down like an eagle after a rabbit. He’s got the ball, and he’s aiming for the big sticks. But the wind says, “Hold my Vegemite sandwich!” Hawkman’s kick swirls like a dervish, and… it’s another behind! The wind high-fives itself.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.4 (34) – Electric Slime 4.1 (25)
Dizzy: NetworkNerd from Electric Slime is determined. He’s calculating angles, wind resistance, and the price of avocados. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a behind! The wind gives him a standing ovation. NetworkNerd looks baffled. Maybe he should stick to coding.
Barrage: Brown Streak’s Thrawn takes a speccy! He’s up there like a sugar glider on a eucalyptus branch. But the wind whispers, “Not your day, mate.” Thrawn’s kick drifts wide, and it’s—you guessed it—a behind! The goal umpire is doing yoga stretches.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.5 (35) – Electric Slime 4.1 (25)
Dizzy: Barrage, it’s wild out here! The wind is more unpredictable than a kangaroo on a pogo stick. Electric Slime’s Tandy lines up for goal, but the wind whispers, “Not today, mate!” His kick veers off course, and it’s a behind.
Barrage: Meanwhile, Brown Streak’s The Cryptkeeper is sizing up the posts. He’s got the accuracy of a GPS-guided missile. But wait! The wind tugs at the ball like a mischievous kookaburra. The Cryptkeeper’s kick wobbles, spins, and… it’s another behind! The crowd groans, and The Cryptkeeper does a facepalm.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.3 (33) – Electric Slime 4.0 (24)
Dizzy: Electric Slime’s Grin gets a chance. He’s got the ball, and he’s grinning like a possum in a peach tree. But the wind whispers, “Not so fast!” Grin’s kick hangs in the air like a startled cockatoo. It’s a behind! The goalposts are laughing at him.
Barrage: Brown Streak’s Hawkman swoops down like an eagle after a rabbit. He’s got the ball, and he’s aiming for the big sticks. But the wind says, “Hold my Vegemite sandwich!” Hawkman’s kick swirls like a dervish, and… it’s another behind! The wind high-fives itself.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.4 (34) – Electric Slime 4.1 (25)
Dizzy: NetworkNerd from Electric Slime is determined. He’s calculating angles, wind resistance, and the price of avocados. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a behind! The wind gives him a standing ovation. NetworkNerd looks baffled. Maybe he should stick to coding.
Barrage: Brown Streak’s Thrawn takes a speccy! He’s up there like a sugar glider on a eucalyptus branch. But the wind whispers, “Not your day, mate.” Thrawn’s kick drifts wide, and it’s—you guessed it—a behind! The goal umpire is doing yoga stretches.
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.5 (35) – Electric Slime 4.1 (25)
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Score review sees Grins behind didn't cross the behind line, review on the scoreboard.
NO SCORE.
BROWN STREAK: 3.1 5.5
ELECTRIC SLIME: 3.0 4.0
NO SCORE.
BROWN STREAK: 3.1 5.5
ELECTRIC SLIME: 3.0 4.0
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Barrage: Welcome back to Windy Valley, where the wind has finally taken a breather. It’s the third quarter, and the Brown Streak is leading by 11 points. But with the wind gone, it’s a whole new ball game. Dizzy, the players must be relieved!
Dizzy: Absolutely, Barrage! The wind was like an extra defender out there, but now the players can focus on their game without the aerial antics. Electric Slime’s V_23 looks ready to make the most of the calm.
Barrage: The ball is up, and the game is on! Electric Slime’s zackah grabs the ball and sprints like a greyhound. He’s clear, he shoots, and it’s a goal! The Slime fans erupt like a volcano!
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.5 (35) – Electric Slime 5.0 (30)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s not wasting any time. The Cryptkeeper takes the ball and is moving like a shadow. He finds The Sultan, who kicks a long bomb towards the goals. It’s straight, it’s true, and it’s a goal! Brown Streak answers back!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.5 (41) – Electric Slime 5.0 (30)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s Tandy is in the thick of it now. He dodges, weaves, and with a kick that’s as sharp as a tack, he sends it through the big sticks. That’s another goal for Electric Slime!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.5 (41) – Electric Slime 6.0 (36)
Dizzy: The game’s intensity is ramping up. Brown Streak’s Hawkman takes to the skies and marks the ball with the grace of an eagle. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a behind. The goalposts must be feeling lonely without the wind.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.6 (42) – Electric Slime 6.0 (36)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is calculating his next move. He passes to darklake, who’s as elusive as a ninja. Darklake shoots, and it’s a goal! Electric Slime is closing the gap!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.6 (42) – Electric Slime 7.0 (42)
Dizzy: It’s a tie game, and the crowd is on their feet. Brown Streak’s Plugger35 is determined to break the deadlock. He charges forward, kicks, and… it’s a behind. The tension is palpable!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 7.0 (42)
Dizzy: Absolutely, Barrage! The wind was like an extra defender out there, but now the players can focus on their game without the aerial antics. Electric Slime’s V_23 looks ready to make the most of the calm.
Barrage: The ball is up, and the game is on! Electric Slime’s zackah grabs the ball and sprints like a greyhound. He’s clear, he shoots, and it’s a goal! The Slime fans erupt like a volcano!
Score Update: Brown Streak 5.5 (35) – Electric Slime 5.0 (30)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s not wasting any time. The Cryptkeeper takes the ball and is moving like a shadow. He finds The Sultan, who kicks a long bomb towards the goals. It’s straight, it’s true, and it’s a goal! Brown Streak answers back!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.5 (41) – Electric Slime 5.0 (30)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s Tandy is in the thick of it now. He dodges, weaves, and with a kick that’s as sharp as a tack, he sends it through the big sticks. That’s another goal for Electric Slime!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.5 (41) – Electric Slime 6.0 (36)
Dizzy: The game’s intensity is ramping up. Brown Streak’s Hawkman takes to the skies and marks the ball with the grace of an eagle. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a behind. The goalposts must be feeling lonely without the wind.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.6 (42) – Electric Slime 6.0 (36)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is calculating his next move. He passes to darklake, who’s as elusive as a ninja. Darklake shoots, and it’s a goal! Electric Slime is closing the gap!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.6 (42) – Electric Slime 7.0 (42)
Dizzy: It’s a tie game, and the crowd is on their feet. Brown Streak’s Plugger35 is determined to break the deadlock. He charges forward, kicks, and… it’s a behind. The tension is palpable!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 7.0 (42)
Footy Is The Win
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48. Dinsdale (C)
3. Pistol Night (VC)
5. The Cryptkeeper (DVC)
33. The Sultan
60. HairyO
9. Coach_Required
65. PieLebo87
1. seasonedsainter
66. StMojo
4. Plugger35
7. hawkman
19. Thrawn
29. Strigoi
14. smish
24. Dazb86
23. V_23 (C)
70. zackah (VC)
10. Tandy (DVC)
1. FISTO
12. FurTheWin
17. captain blood 17
13. Grin
22. Sqotty from office works
30. Mesc
26. NetworkNerd
5. HirdsTheWord
33. Dan
4. darklake
7. FootyLad0
11. boondy
3. Pistol Night (VC)
5. The Cryptkeeper (DVC)
33. The Sultan
60. HairyO
9. Coach_Required
65. PieLebo87
1. seasonedsainter
66. StMojo
4. Plugger35
7. hawkman
19. Thrawn
29. Strigoi
14. smish
24. Dazb86
23. V_23 (C)
70. zackah (VC)
10. Tandy (DVC)
1. FISTO
12. FurTheWin
17. captain blood 17
13. Grin
22. Sqotty from office works
30. Mesc
26. NetworkNerd
5. HirdsTheWord
33. Dan
4. darklake
7. FootyLad0
11. boondy
Footy Is The Win
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Barrage: As we dive back into the action, there’s a curious sight on the field. Electric Slime’s zackah has donned a cape! It’s flapping heroically in the non-existent wind, and the crowd is buzzing with excitement. Dizzy, have you ever seen anything like this?
Dizzy: Never, Barrage! But this is bAyFLX, where the extraordinary becomes the ordinary. Zackah’s cape seems to be giving him superpowers. He’s leaping for marks like he’s got springs in his boots!
Barrage: The ball is up, and zackah takes flight. He soars above the pack, cape billowing, and takes a mark that’s out of this world! The crowd roars in approval. Zackah lines up for goal, steadies himself, and… it’s a super goal! Electric Slime takes the lead!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 8.0 (48)
Dizzy: Brown Streak is feeling the pressure now. The Sultan tries to rally his troops, but the Electric Slime is charged up. FISTO gets the ball and passes to Tandy, who’s been a dynamo all day.
Barrage: Tandy kicks towards the goals, but it’s a tricky angle. The ball looks good, but at the last second, it veers off for a behind. The goalposts must have a force field around them today.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 8.1 (49)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s Plugger35 isn’t giving up. He bulldozes through the midfield, cape-less but determined. He launches a long kick, but it’s just off target for another behind. The tension is as thick as a meat pie gravy.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.8 (44) – Electric Slime 8.1 (49)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is back at it. He calculates the angles, adjusts for the non-existent wind, and sends a pass to zackah. Zackah, cape fluttering, takes another flying mark. He’s playing like he’s from another planet!
Dizzy: Zackah goes for goal again. The cape seems to guide the ball, and it’s through for another major score! Electric Slime is extending their lead, and zackah is the hero of the hour.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.8 (44) – Electric Slime 9.1 (55)
Dizzy: Never, Barrage! But this is bAyFLX, where the extraordinary becomes the ordinary. Zackah’s cape seems to be giving him superpowers. He’s leaping for marks like he’s got springs in his boots!
Barrage: The ball is up, and zackah takes flight. He soars above the pack, cape billowing, and takes a mark that’s out of this world! The crowd roars in approval. Zackah lines up for goal, steadies himself, and… it’s a super goal! Electric Slime takes the lead!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 8.0 (48)
Dizzy: Brown Streak is feeling the pressure now. The Sultan tries to rally his troops, but the Electric Slime is charged up. FISTO gets the ball and passes to Tandy, who’s been a dynamo all day.
Barrage: Tandy kicks towards the goals, but it’s a tricky angle. The ball looks good, but at the last second, it veers off for a behind. The goalposts must have a force field around them today.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.7 (43) – Electric Slime 8.1 (49)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s Plugger35 isn’t giving up. He bulldozes through the midfield, cape-less but determined. He launches a long kick, but it’s just off target for another behind. The tension is as thick as a meat pie gravy.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.8 (44) – Electric Slime 8.1 (49)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is back at it. He calculates the angles, adjusts for the non-existent wind, and sends a pass to zackah. Zackah, cape fluttering, takes another flying mark. He’s playing like he’s from another planet!
Dizzy: Zackah goes for goal again. The cape seems to guide the ball, and it’s through for another major score! Electric Slime is extending their lead, and zackah is the hero of the hour.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.8 (44) – Electric Slime 9.1 (55)
Footy Is The Win
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Barrage: The third quarter is heating up like a barbie on Australia Day! Electric Slime’s zackah, cape and all, is soaring high. But Brown Streak is determined to claw back. Dizzy, this is edge-of-your-seat stuff!
Dizzy: It sure is, Barrage! The ball is back in play, and Brown Streak’s The Sultan is leading the charge. He’s got the determination of a wombat on a mission. He kicks towards the goals, and… it’s a behind. The goals are as elusive as a platypus in a billabong today.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.9 (45) – Electric Slime 9.1 (55)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s Tandy takes the ball and is running like there’s a sale at Bunnings. He kicks, and with the precision of a master chef, he slices through the defense. It’s a goal! Electric Slime is turning up the heat!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.9 (45) – Electric Slime 10.1 (61)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s not giving up without a fight. Plugger35 takes the ball, and he’s as unstoppable as a kangaroo in a hop-off. He shoots, and… it’s a behind. The crowd is biting their nails to the quick!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.10 (46) – Electric Slime 10.1 (61)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is back at it. He’s crunching numbers, and he finds zackah, who’s leaping like he’s on a trampoline. Zackah, cape flapping heroically, marks the ball. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a super goal! The cape might just be the MVP of the match!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.10 (46) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
Dizzy: Time is ticking down, and Brown Streak is feeling the urgency. The Cryptkeeper snatches the ball and is moving like a ghost through the shadows. He kicks, and… it’s a goal! Brown Streak is still in this!
Score Update: Brown Streak 7.10 (52) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
Barrage: The siren sounds, and that’s the end of the third quarter. Electric Slime has a comfortable lead, thanks to zackah’s aerial heroics. But Brown Streak has shown they’re not out of tricks yet.
Dizzy: It’s been a quarter of high-flying action and narrow misses, Barrage. The final quarter is shaping up to be a doozy. Can Brown Streak make a comeback, or will Electric Slime hold on to their lead?
Barrage: We’ll find out soon enough, Dizzy. Footy fans, don’t go anywhere. The final quarter of this bAyFLX match is coming up, and it’s going to be a cracker!
End of Third Quarter Score Update: Brown Streak 7.10 (52) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
Dizzy: It sure is, Barrage! The ball is back in play, and Brown Streak’s The Sultan is leading the charge. He’s got the determination of a wombat on a mission. He kicks towards the goals, and… it’s a behind. The goals are as elusive as a platypus in a billabong today.
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.9 (45) – Electric Slime 9.1 (55)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s Tandy takes the ball and is running like there’s a sale at Bunnings. He kicks, and with the precision of a master chef, he slices through the defense. It’s a goal! Electric Slime is turning up the heat!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.9 (45) – Electric Slime 10.1 (61)
Dizzy: Brown Streak’s not giving up without a fight. Plugger35 takes the ball, and he’s as unstoppable as a kangaroo in a hop-off. He shoots, and… it’s a behind. The crowd is biting their nails to the quick!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.10 (46) – Electric Slime 10.1 (61)
Barrage: Electric Slime’s NetworkNerd is back at it. He’s crunching numbers, and he finds zackah, who’s leaping like he’s on a trampoline. Zackah, cape flapping heroically, marks the ball. He lines up, kicks, and… it’s a super goal! The cape might just be the MVP of the match!
Score Update: Brown Streak 6.10 (46) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
Dizzy: Time is ticking down, and Brown Streak is feeling the urgency. The Cryptkeeper snatches the ball and is moving like a ghost through the shadows. He kicks, and… it’s a goal! Brown Streak is still in this!
Score Update: Brown Streak 7.10 (52) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
Barrage: The siren sounds, and that’s the end of the third quarter. Electric Slime has a comfortable lead, thanks to zackah’s aerial heroics. But Brown Streak has shown they’re not out of tricks yet.
Dizzy: It’s been a quarter of high-flying action and narrow misses, Barrage. The final quarter is shaping up to be a doozy. Can Brown Streak make a comeback, or will Electric Slime hold on to their lead?
Barrage: We’ll find out soon enough, Dizzy. Footy fans, don’t go anywhere. The final quarter of this bAyFLX match is coming up, and it’s going to be a cracker!
End of Third Quarter Score Update: Brown Streak 7.10 (52) – Electric Slime 11.1 (67)
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