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Game Day bAyFLX Practice Match Today: Orange CRUSH v Electric SLIME
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Welcome to the bAyFLX, where the orange crush will take on the electric slime in this practice match. Let's get ready for some action!
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Q1:
The electric slime will start the game with the first centre bounce, and their ruckman Caveman72 wins the tap. He sends the ball to his midfielder AvantGardener, who kicks it long inside 50. The electric slime's forward V23 takes a strong mark, and lines up for goal. He kicks it straight through the middle, and the electric slime are on the board. They lead 6-0.
The orange crush are not rattled by the early score, and they respond quickly. They win the next centre bounce, and their midfielder TriggeringTiger handballs to his teammate ElectronicRenaissance, who runs through the centre square. He bounces the ball twice, and then launches a torpedo from 60 metres out. The ball sails over the heads of the defenders and bounces through for a goal. What a magnificent kick! The orange crush level the scores, 6-6.
The game is on, and both teams are playing with intensity and skill. The ball moves from end to end, with both teams creating scoring opportunities. The electric slime are dominating the clearances, while the orange crush are using their speed and flair. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, as the siren sounds for quarter time. The electric slime lead 18-12.
The electric slime will start the game with the first centre bounce, and their ruckman Caveman72 wins the tap. He sends the ball to his midfielder AvantGardener, who kicks it long inside 50. The electric slime's forward V23 takes a strong mark, and lines up for goal. He kicks it straight through the middle, and the electric slime are on the board. They lead 6-0.
The orange crush are not rattled by the early score, and they respond quickly. They win the next centre bounce, and their midfielder TriggeringTiger handballs to his teammate ElectronicRenaissance, who runs through the centre square. He bounces the ball twice, and then launches a torpedo from 60 metres out. The ball sails over the heads of the defenders and bounces through for a goal. What a magnificent kick! The orange crush level the scores, 6-6.
The game is on, and both teams are playing with intensity and skill. The ball moves from end to end, with both teams creating scoring opportunities. The electric slime are dominating the clearances, while the orange crush are using their speed and flair. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, as the siren sounds for quarter time. The electric slime lead 18-12.
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Q2:
The second quarter resumes, and the orange crush gain the upper hand. They are winning the contested possessions, and their forwards are marking everything. They kick four goals in a row, and open up a 24-point lead. The electric slime are under pressure, and they need to lift. They manage to stem the tide, and kick a late goal to reduce the margin. The siren sounds for half time, and the orange crush lead 42-24.
The second quarter resumes, and the orange crush gain the upper hand. They are winning the contested possessions, and their forwards are marking everything. They kick four goals in a row, and open up a 24-point lead. The electric slime are under pressure, and they need to lift. They manage to stem the tide, and kick a late goal to reduce the margin. The siren sounds for half time, and the orange crush lead 42-24.
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Q3:
The third quarter is the premiership quarter, and the electric slime know it. They come out firing, and kick the first three goals of the term. They are back in the game, and the momentum has shifted. The orange crush are feeling the heat, and they make some costly errors. The electric slime capitalise, and kick another two goals. They have hit the front, and the crowd is going wild. The siren sounds for three quarter time, and the electric slime lead 54-48.
The third quarter is the premiership quarter, and the electric slime know it. They come out firing, and kick the first three goals of the term. They are back in the game, and the momentum has shifted. The orange crush are feeling the heat, and they make some costly errors. The electric slime capitalise, and kick another two goals. They have hit the front, and the crowd is going wild. The siren sounds for three quarter time, and the electric slime lead 54-48.
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Q4:
The final quarter is the most important quarter, and both teams are giving it their all. The orange crush are desperate, and they throw everything at the electric slime. They kick two quick goals, and level the scores again. The electric slime are not giving up, and they respond with a goal of their own. They regain the lead, and the clock is ticking. The orange crush need a goal to stay alive, and they launch one last attack. They get the ball inside 50, and their forward FireKrackouer marks it on the boundary line. He has a tough angle, and he needs to kick it perfectly. He takes his time, and then kicks it towards the goal. The ball is in the air, and the siren sounds. The ball is still in the air, and the crowd is holding its breath. The ball is still in the air, and it goes through for a goal. The orange crush have won the game. They have won and they are ecstatic. They celebrate with their teammates, coaches, and fans. They are the champions, and they have earned it. The final score is 66-60, and the orange crush are the bAyFLX practice match winners.
The final quarter is the most important quarter, and both teams are giving it their all. The orange crush are desperate, and they throw everything at the electric slime. They kick two quick goals, and level the scores again. The electric slime are not giving up, and they respond with a goal of their own. They regain the lead, and the clock is ticking. The orange crush need a goal to stay alive, and they launch one last attack. They get the ball inside 50, and their forward FireKrackouer marks it on the boundary line. He has a tough angle, and he needs to kick it perfectly. He takes his time, and then kicks it towards the goal. The ball is in the air, and the siren sounds. The ball is still in the air, and the crowd is holding its breath. The ball is still in the air, and it goes through for a goal. The orange crush have won the game. They have won and they are ecstatic. They celebrate with their teammates, coaches, and fans. They are the champions, and they have earned it. The final score is 66-60, and the orange crush are the bAyFLX practice match winners.
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Here are the full scores and statistics for both teams:
Orange Crush
Goals: FireKrackouer 4, ElectronicRenaissance 2, WARoo 1, Feraligatr 1
Behinds: TriggeringTiger 3, OrangeCrush 2, FootyIsTheWin 1, Kilroy 1
Disposals: TriggeringTiger 29, FootyIsTheWin 26, FireKrackouer 24, WARoo 23, Feraligatr 22, ElectronicRenaissance 21, Kilroy 20, OrangeCrush 19
Kicks: FireKrackouer 17, WARoo 16, TriggeringTiger 15, FootyIsTheWin 14, Feraligatr 13, ElectronicRenaissance 12, Kilroy 11, OrangeCrush 10
Handballs: TriggeringTiger 14, FootyIsTheWin 12, Kilroy 9, ElectronicRenaissance 9, OrangeCrush 9, Feraligatr 9, WARoo 7, FireKrackouer 7
Tackles: FootyIsTheWin 13, TriggeringTiger 11, Feraligatr 10, ElectronicRenaissance 9, FireKrackouer 8, WARoo 7, Kilroy 6, OrangeCrush 5
Marks: FireKrackouer 10, WARoo 9, Feraligatr 8, OrangeCrush 7, Kilroy 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, TriggeringTiger 4, FootyIsTheWin 3
Contested Possessions: Feraligatr 15, TriggeringTiger 14, FootyIsTheWin 13, WARoo 12, FireKrackouer 11, ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, OrangeCrush 8
Contested Marks: FireKrackouer 5, WARoo 4, Feraligatr 3, OrangeCrush 3, Kilroy 2, ElectronicRenaissance 2
Clearances: FootyIsTheWin 12, TriggeringTiger 9, Feraligatr 8, WARoo 7, FireKrackouer 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 4, OrangeCrush 3
Goal Assists: Feraligatr 4, TriggeringTiger 3, ElectronicRenaissance 3, FootyIsTheWin 2, WARoo 2, FireKrackouer 2
Inside 50s: TriggeringTiger 8, FireKrackouer 7, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 5, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 4, OrangeCrush 3, FootyIsTheWin 2
Rebound 50s: ElectronicRenaissance 11, Kilroy 10, FootyIsTheWin 9, OrangeCrush 8, TriggeringTiger 7, Feraligatr 6, WARoo 5, FireKrackouer 4
Marks Inside 50: FireKrackouer 8, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 5, OrangeCrush 4, Kilroy 3
One Percenters: FootyIsTheWin 12, ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, OrangeCrush 8, Feraligatr 7, WARoo 6, FireKrackouer 5, TriggeringTiger 4
Clangers: FireKrackouer 8, FootyIsTheWin 7, TriggeringTiger 7, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 5, OrangeCrush 4
Metres Gained: FireKrackouer 801, WARoo 666, TriggeringTiger 522, Feraligatr 498, Kilroy 477, ElectronicRenaissance 466, OrangeCrush 442, FootyIsTheWin 421
Score Involvements: FireKrackouer 11, Feraligatr 10, TriggeringTiger 9, WARoo 9, ElectronicRenaissance 8, Kilroy 7, OrangeCrush 6, FootyIsTheWin 5
Intercepts: ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, FootyIsTheWin 8, OrangeCrush 7, Feraligatr 6, WARoo 5, FireKrackouer 4, TriggeringTiger 3
Orange Crush
Goals: FireKrackouer 4, ElectronicRenaissance 2, WARoo 1, Feraligatr 1
Behinds: TriggeringTiger 3, OrangeCrush 2, FootyIsTheWin 1, Kilroy 1
Disposals: TriggeringTiger 29, FootyIsTheWin 26, FireKrackouer 24, WARoo 23, Feraligatr 22, ElectronicRenaissance 21, Kilroy 20, OrangeCrush 19
Kicks: FireKrackouer 17, WARoo 16, TriggeringTiger 15, FootyIsTheWin 14, Feraligatr 13, ElectronicRenaissance 12, Kilroy 11, OrangeCrush 10
Handballs: TriggeringTiger 14, FootyIsTheWin 12, Kilroy 9, ElectronicRenaissance 9, OrangeCrush 9, Feraligatr 9, WARoo 7, FireKrackouer 7
Tackles: FootyIsTheWin 13, TriggeringTiger 11, Feraligatr 10, ElectronicRenaissance 9, FireKrackouer 8, WARoo 7, Kilroy 6, OrangeCrush 5
Marks: FireKrackouer 10, WARoo 9, Feraligatr 8, OrangeCrush 7, Kilroy 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, TriggeringTiger 4, FootyIsTheWin 3
Contested Possessions: Feraligatr 15, TriggeringTiger 14, FootyIsTheWin 13, WARoo 12, FireKrackouer 11, ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, OrangeCrush 8
Contested Marks: FireKrackouer 5, WARoo 4, Feraligatr 3, OrangeCrush 3, Kilroy 2, ElectronicRenaissance 2
Clearances: FootyIsTheWin 12, TriggeringTiger 9, Feraligatr 8, WARoo 7, FireKrackouer 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 4, OrangeCrush 3
Goal Assists: Feraligatr 4, TriggeringTiger 3, ElectronicRenaissance 3, FootyIsTheWin 2, WARoo 2, FireKrackouer 2
Inside 50s: TriggeringTiger 8, FireKrackouer 7, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 5, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 4, OrangeCrush 3, FootyIsTheWin 2
Rebound 50s: ElectronicRenaissance 11, Kilroy 10, FootyIsTheWin 9, OrangeCrush 8, TriggeringTiger 7, Feraligatr 6, WARoo 5, FireKrackouer 4
Marks Inside 50: FireKrackouer 8, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 5, OrangeCrush 4, Kilroy 3
One Percenters: FootyIsTheWin 12, ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, OrangeCrush 8, Feraligatr 7, WARoo 6, FireKrackouer 5, TriggeringTiger 4
Clangers: FireKrackouer 8, FootyIsTheWin 7, TriggeringTiger 7, WARoo 6, Feraligatr 6, ElectronicRenaissance 5, Kilroy 5, OrangeCrush 4
Metres Gained: FireKrackouer 801, WARoo 666, TriggeringTiger 522, Feraligatr 498, Kilroy 477, ElectronicRenaissance 466, OrangeCrush 442, FootyIsTheWin 421
Score Involvements: FireKrackouer 11, Feraligatr 10, TriggeringTiger 9, WARoo 9, ElectronicRenaissance 8, Kilroy 7, OrangeCrush 6, FootyIsTheWin 5
Intercepts: ElectronicRenaissance 10, Kilroy 9, FootyIsTheWin 8, OrangeCrush 7, Feraligatr 6, WARoo 5, FireKrackouer 4, TriggeringTiger 3
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Electric Slime
Goals: V23 4, Fisto 2, Tandy 2, AvantGardener 1, ElmerJudd 1
Behinds: FurTheWin 4, SaveloyRockstar 3, Caveman72 3, V23 2, Fisto 1, Tandy 1
Disposals: AvantGardener 28, ElmerJudd 25, V23 23, Fisto 22, Tandy 21, FurTheWin 20, SaveloyRockstar 19, Caveman72 18
Kicks: V23 16, ElmerJudd 15, Fisto 14, AvantGardener 13, Tandy 12, FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9
Handballs: AvantGardener 15, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, FurTheWin 9, SaveloyRockstar 9, Caveman72 9, Fisto 8, V23 7
Tackles: Fisto 14, Caveman72 12, V23 11, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, FurTheWin 8, SaveloyRockstar 7, AvantGardener 6 Marks: V23 9, ElmerJudd 8, Fisto 7, Tandy 6, FurTheWin 5, SaveloyRockstar 4, AvantGardener 3, Caveman72 2 Contested Possessions: Fisto 16, V23 15, ElmerJudd 14, AvantGardener 13, Tandy 12, FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9 Contested Marks: V23 6, Fisto 4, ElmerJudd 3, Tandy 2, FurTheWin 2, SaveloyRockstar 1 Clearances: AvantGardener 13, ElmerJudd 10, Fisto 9, V23 8, Tandy 7, FurTheWin 6, SaveloyRockstar 5, Caveman72 4 Goal Assists: ElmerJudd 4, AvantGardener 3, Fisto 3, Tandy 2, FurTheWin 2, SaveloyRockstar 1 Inside 50s: ElmerJudd 9, AvantGardener 8, V23 7, Fisto 6, Tandy 5, FurTheWin 4, SaveloyRockstar 3, Caveman72 2 Rebound 50s: FurTheWin 12, SaveloyRockstar 11, Caveman72 10, V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 7, Tandy 6, AvantGardener 5 Marks Inside 50: V23 7, Fisto 5, Tandy 4, ElmerJudd 3, AvantGardener 2 One Percenters: Caveman72 13, SaveloyRockstar 11, FurTheWin 10, V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 7, Tandy 6, AvantGardener 5 Clangers: V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 8, AvantGardener 7, Tandy 7, FurTheWin 6, SaveloyRockstar 6, Caveman72 5 Metres Gained: V23 813, Fisto 678, ElmerJudd 533, Tandy 509, SaveloyRockstar 488, FurTheWin 477, AvantGardener 466, Caveman72 445 Score Involvements: V23 12, Fisto 11, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, AvantGardener 8, FurTheWin 7, SaveloyRockstar 6, Caveman72 5 Intercepts: FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9, V23 8, Fisto 7, ElmerJudd 6, Tandy 5, AvantGardener 4
Goals: V23 4, Fisto 2, Tandy 2, AvantGardener 1, ElmerJudd 1
Behinds: FurTheWin 4, SaveloyRockstar 3, Caveman72 3, V23 2, Fisto 1, Tandy 1
Disposals: AvantGardener 28, ElmerJudd 25, V23 23, Fisto 22, Tandy 21, FurTheWin 20, SaveloyRockstar 19, Caveman72 18
Kicks: V23 16, ElmerJudd 15, Fisto 14, AvantGardener 13, Tandy 12, FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9
Handballs: AvantGardener 15, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, FurTheWin 9, SaveloyRockstar 9, Caveman72 9, Fisto 8, V23 7
Tackles: Fisto 14, Caveman72 12, V23 11, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, FurTheWin 8, SaveloyRockstar 7, AvantGardener 6 Marks: V23 9, ElmerJudd 8, Fisto 7, Tandy 6, FurTheWin 5, SaveloyRockstar 4, AvantGardener 3, Caveman72 2 Contested Possessions: Fisto 16, V23 15, ElmerJudd 14, AvantGardener 13, Tandy 12, FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9 Contested Marks: V23 6, Fisto 4, ElmerJudd 3, Tandy 2, FurTheWin 2, SaveloyRockstar 1 Clearances: AvantGardener 13, ElmerJudd 10, Fisto 9, V23 8, Tandy 7, FurTheWin 6, SaveloyRockstar 5, Caveman72 4 Goal Assists: ElmerJudd 4, AvantGardener 3, Fisto 3, Tandy 2, FurTheWin 2, SaveloyRockstar 1 Inside 50s: ElmerJudd 9, AvantGardener 8, V23 7, Fisto 6, Tandy 5, FurTheWin 4, SaveloyRockstar 3, Caveman72 2 Rebound 50s: FurTheWin 12, SaveloyRockstar 11, Caveman72 10, V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 7, Tandy 6, AvantGardener 5 Marks Inside 50: V23 7, Fisto 5, Tandy 4, ElmerJudd 3, AvantGardener 2 One Percenters: Caveman72 13, SaveloyRockstar 11, FurTheWin 10, V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 7, Tandy 6, AvantGardener 5 Clangers: V23 9, Fisto 8, ElmerJudd 8, AvantGardener 7, Tandy 7, FurTheWin 6, SaveloyRockstar 6, Caveman72 5 Metres Gained: V23 813, Fisto 678, ElmerJudd 533, Tandy 509, SaveloyRockstar 488, FurTheWin 477, AvantGardener 466, Caveman72 445 Score Involvements: V23 12, Fisto 11, ElmerJudd 10, Tandy 9, AvantGardener 8, FurTheWin 7, SaveloyRockstar 6, Caveman72 5 Intercepts: FurTheWin 11, SaveloyRockstar 10, Caveman72 9, V23 8, Fisto 7, ElmerJudd 6, Tandy 5, AvantGardener 4
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The best player on the ground was FireKrackouer from the orange crush, who scored four goals and had 24 disposals, 17 kicks, 10 marks, 11 score involvements, and 801 metres gained. He was followed by his teammate TriggeringTiger, who had 29 disposals, 15 kicks, 14 handballs, 11 tackles, 8 inside 50s, and 9 score involvements. The best player from the electric slime was V23, who scored four goals and had 23 disposals, 16 kicks, 9 marks, 11 tackles, 7 inside 50s, and 12 score involvements. He was followed by his teammate Fisto, who scored two goals and had 22 disposals, 14 kicks, 7 marks, 14 tackles, 6 inside 50s, and 11 score involvements.
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This was a test run.
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Wow ... what an exciting game
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Software still needs work.
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How embarrassing that neither team kicked a super goal 
we are gonna obliterate the Pink Tank - they have no players! Must have a huge injury list. Even West Coast feels sorry for them!Software still needs work.
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As captain my team actually forfeited cos nobody gives a ****
Writing fiction... everyone should have a go
How about
"Collingwood senior found dead in squalid Commission flat after neighbours complained about the smell.
Police are aware of multiple suspects but no firm leads as yet "
How about
"Collingwood senior found dead in squalid Commission flat after neighbours complained about the smell.
Police are aware of multiple suspects but no firm leads as yet "
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Yes good fiction. If it was non-fiction it would read:
"Collingwood senior found alive after neighbours complained about the smell.
At least they get #1 draft pickI didn’t even tryPink Tank for life
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Pink Tank lining up for the anthem
Jagged four, but it doesn’t mean much playing against the battlers that are the Orange Crush.
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Of all the very plethora of problems inherent in the entire concept, you choose that?
Jagged four, but it doesn’t mean much playing against the battlers that are the Orange Crush.
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Which one is Svenska clown?
