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Welcome to the Bigfooty Official NBA 2018-19 Preview thread. This thread is proudly brought to you by our sponsors
So the off season saw a seismic shift in the NBA tectonic plates. Moving to the pacific rim, Lebron up and left dreary Ohio for the glitz and glamour of L.A. PG13 decided that OKC is safer than LaLa land and stayed. No doubt he was influenced by the departure of No bench Melo who finds himself in Houston where the only D you need to bring is between your legs now that T Ariza has become a Sun much to the delight of Look2Me4Guidance . But eyebrows were raised when the GS Warriors announced the signing of former Cali mainstay Boogie Cousins. This news was met with collective fists on desks declaring it grossly unfair. 5 all stars in the starting lineup. You have to go back to the young Lakers of Shaq, Eddie Jones, Kobe and Nick Van Exel to find a more dominant All Star weekend squad. Oh and Utah drafted a white guy.
Out east everyone breathed a sign of relief when Lebron left. Cavs fans everywhere declared him a LeBUM and new jerseys were burned again. Kahwai checked his quad at the Canadian border and was granted asylum from the tyrannous Trump dictatorship. And how about what's going down in the nations capital? Austin "Im not a daddys boy" Rivers was cut but daddy and is not a wizard. Joining him is joker D Howard. Thisgunbgud.gif. Boston just keep chugging along. With young talent including marcus smart and future hall of famer Jason Tatum. Throw into the mix Aussie Kyrie, a fit Gordy Hayward, scary Terry and the ghost of Lebron, you have your eastern conference champions.
Off court, nufan regaled us with his tinder exploits. Early on he battled through a crushed pen0r grimacing like chris judd but powered on to last weekends activities. Not to dissimilar to this feeling one imagines
Just over a week till we have tip off. Who you got for the title? Will Boogie realise his life long dream? Lonzos sophomore year, how will it pan out? Finally, who will challenge the Cs for the Eastern crown?