Rumour Bluemour Discussion XXXV - 'Loopy' Season has begun

[Magruder]

There once was a player named Gorringe...

Extra points if you use sporange

 

[myblueroan]

Extra points if you use sporange

There once was a player called Gorringe
Who's ancestor's William of Orange
The King married Mary,
his 1st cousin dared he
And this is how Gorringe was Sporanged.

 

[BlueTongue]

OMG if I don't get a decent juicy Bluemour soon I shall have to unleash a tirade that will drive the potential 3 new mods into early retirement!!

 

[Aphrodite]

OMG if I don't get a decent juicy Bluemour soon I shall have to unleash a tirade that will drive the potential 3 new mods into early retirement!!

3?

 

[WalshYouLegend]

OMG if I don't get a decent juicy Bluemour soon I shall have to unleash a tirade that will drive the potential 3 new mods into early retirement!!

Here’s a Bluemour…. Three new mods walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen the post.

 

[ferrisb]

Here’s a Bluemour…. Three new mods walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen the post.

This is the real coronation of 2023.

WalshYouLegend, King of the Dad Jokes!

 

[JuddgementDay]

What a strange preseason - we’ve just had a draft rumour and no one is discussing it.

What’s going on - I just have to get use to it - as it will get not be worst next year when we pick up our 17th cup

 

[marcmurphy3]

The most recent post in the rumor thread sounds more like an observation / theory then a bluemour.

 

[JuddgementDay]

The most recent post in the rumor thread sounds more like an observation / theory then a bluemour.

The one before that

 

[ferrisb]

beowulf about to be slain by the mod dragons?

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

beowulf about to be slain by the mod dragons?

Alas poor beowulf I knew him well....

 

[sosos]

He wrote an ode,
Long as a road.
But he'll do time
For this forum crime.

 

[ferrisb]

He wrote an ode,
Long as a road.
But he'll do time
For this forum crime.

He'll be banned from the thread,
It will be as if he's dead.
That is the repercussion
Of posting in Bluemour No Discussion.

 

[JustaBattler]

He'll be banned from the thread,
It will be as if he's dead.
That is the repercussion
Of posting in Bluemour No Discussion.

A word was said
in the no-word thread
and now the said writer
walks in dread.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

A word was said
in the no-word thread
and now the said writer
walks in dread.

A mod viewed said post with evil laughter
But the fury rose when he saw another thereafter
Who dares trespass this thread with the written word?
Who then follows it up? It's plainly absurd!
'There must be blood', the hounds of hell did bray
The anticipation grew ... what would the mods say?
An example must be set, the graveyard was littered
But there were You's to be tubed and twits to be twittered
'Next time will be different, I won't put up with this crap!'
Then he deleted the posts and settled down for a nap

 

[Bamboo Harvester]

A mod viewed said post with evil laughter
But the fury rose when he saw another thereafter
Who dares trespass this thread with the written word?
Who then follows it up? It's plainly absurd!
'There must be blood', the hounds of hell did bray
The anticipation grew ... what would the mods say?
An example must be set, the graveyard was littered
But there were You's to be tubed and twits to be twittered
'Next time will be different, I won't put up with this crap!'
Then he deleted the posts and settled down for a nap

The post was thus deleted
Said culprit then dived and ducked
Twas hence duly issued a warning
"Next time you're right royally f........."

 

[skadoosh]

A mod viewed said post with evil laughter
But the fury rose when he saw another thereafter
Who dares trespass this thread with the written word?
Who then follows it up? It's plainly absurd!
'There must be blood', the hounds of hell did bray
The anticipation grew ... what would the mods say?
An example must be set, the graveyard was littered
But there were You's to be tubed and twits to be twittered
'Next time will be different, I won't put up with this crap!'
Then he deleted the posts and settled down for a nap

In the land of forums, wide and grand,
A poster named Beowulf, oh what a hand!
He clicked and typed, his words a dance,
But trouble brewed in the thread's expanse.

In a corner dark, where rules did say,
"Stay away, or you'll rue the day!"
Beowulf, alas, with mischief gleamed,
Entered the thread where he shouldn't have dreamed.

The topic was serious, a matter of weight,
Discussing matters both deep and great.
But Beowulf, with jokes, disrupted the peace,
Turned the conversation into a tease.

The moderators, vigilant and wise,
Spotted Beowulf's antics, rolled their eyes.
A banhammer swung with a mighty thud,
For Beowulf had forgotten forum etiquette, a dud.

"Oh, Beowulf," they cried, "what have you done?
In a thread so solemn, you brought the fun.
But rules are rules, and you broke the code,
Now off you go, down the banning road."

Beowulf pleaded and begged, but it was too late,
The ban was sealed, decided by fate.
In the world of forums, where discussions flow,
Beowulf's misstep was a tale, a cautionary throw.

So heed the lesson of the banned forum jester,
Stick to the topics that suit them best, sir.
For in the digital realm, where words can sting,
Respect the rules, or the banhammer will swing!

 

[skadoosh]

If only bigfooty let you give out multiple Love Heart Emojis for a single post...

I won't take any credit. I've merely mastered the art of ChatGPT.

 

[Just Kreuzing]

All you rhyming clowns are sometimes ****ed in the head…..

I’ve read enough for tonight and off to bed…..

 

[Gointocarlton]

In the land of forums, wide and grand,
A poster named Beowulf, oh what a hand!
He clicked and typed, his words a dance,
But trouble brewed in the thread's expanse.

In a corner dark, where rules did say,
"Stay away, or you'll rue the day!"
Beowulf, alas, with mischief gleamed,
Entered the thread where he shouldn't have dreamed.

The topic was serious, a matter of weight,
Discussing matters both deep and great.
But Beowulf, with jokes, disrupted the peace,
Turned the conversation into a tease.

The moderators, vigilant and wise,
Spotted Beowulf's antics, rolled their eyes.
A banhammer swung with a mighty thud,
For Beowulf had forgotten forum etiquette, a dud.

"Oh, Beowulf," they cried, "what have you done?
In a thread so solemn, you brought the fun.
But rules are rules, and you broke the code,
Now off you go, down the banning road."

Beowulf pleaded and begged, but it was too late,
The ban was sealed, decided by fate.
In the world of forums, where discussions flow,
Beowulf's misstep was a tale, a cautionary throw.

So heed the lesson of the banned forum jester,
Stick to the topics that suit them best, sir.
For in the digital realm, where words can sting,
Respect the rules, or the banhammer will swing!

All of you are very clever.
Rhyming, mocking words from me? Never.
The poor campaigner broke a little rule.
And now he's been made to look a fool.
You'll all agree he's copped his whack.
I hope you all find the heart to cut the next poor campaigner some slack.

 

[Stamos]

There once was a man from Nantucket

 

[TimeFor17]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Was his mate from Leeds?

 

[BlueGum]

The boy stood on the burning deck

 

[Earls Smother]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Alex Mirkov?

 

[The Bighouse]

Is there any VFL thread up for ‘24?
Patrick Naish

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Patrick Naish

Age

25

Ht

182cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.3

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

9.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

6.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

6.7

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.3

4star

CL

0.7

3star

joins CFC reserves with Neddy Cahill re-signing.
A host of departures.