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Matty411

Norm Smith Medallist
Sep 21, 2012
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As a rookie, I'm still working out who's who around the place so don't have the same understanding or appreciation of the history in this place. But I'm keen to learn. So I thought I'd go straight to the top (well close) of the tree - to our SFA Captains.
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So to kick this series off, yesterday I sheepishly wandered into the BJO to chat with Roys FFC Veteran and Captain - fitzroybowiedog

M411: G’day mate

FBD: Evening and welcome Matty411, Welcome to the BJO, the home of the Chudshake, and more importantly the home of the mighty Roys!

M411: Thanks for having me. First question: How long have you been playing SFA and why do you play the game?

FBD:
Season 25 is my 9th season, i debuted on warm spring day in Season 16, after stumbling across the Roys FFC in a little nook out of the way in the BigFooty world. I'd been a long time lurker, and after some hushed conversations with Mobbs and Broken, i couldn't refuse the rookie contract.

As to why i play the game? Who wouldn't play the greatest game alive? The characters within the Sweet FA are some on the most interesting i've ever come across, and for the most part, the people involved are some of the warmest, quirkiest weirdos i've ever had the pleasure of chatting to.

I enjoy coming to the place, once i stepped through the door and started floating in a most peculiar way, there was no turning back.

M411: Bloody heartwarming that is. What’s the best day you’ve had on the Qooty field?

FBD:
Every day i run out for the Roys is a great day. My debut was one to remember, the wind in my hair and the cheers from the stands. Fred's 400th was also a great moment. I've probably had more days of heartbreak than days to celebrate though.

M411: Who's your favourite non-Roys poster?

FBD:
That's a tough one, i am an admirer of so many wonderful posters here, we could be here all day. I would begin listing, but i'd be afraid that i'd leave someone out. If you want the list i can fax it to you.

M411: I'd appreciate that. You can send it to 1998. Now, If you could poach any poster to join your ranks for S26, who would it be and why?

FBD:
See above. It the conclusion of every season, i send out a slew of invitations to the Roys to players i admire, most say no, but occasionally im able to lure someone across. As for Season 26, i'll look at our needs, probably ignore them, and send out more invitations.

There are players that i really want to play with, but they know i wont leave the Roys, and they wont leave their club, it'll all happen one day, but not anytime soon.

M411: How would you describe the culture of the Roys and how have you helped foster that as captain?

FBD: One of the biggest focuses is enjoyment, for yourself and for others. So whenever we have new arrivals i tell them, there is no pressure, post what you want, when you want. When you're here posting because of enjoyment, the posting is generally top notch. We also aim to be as inclusive as possible. We try and draw people into the banter and the threads. Rather than pick fights. The Roys aren't actively antagonistic, but we can push back if need be.

I've made mistakes as captain, but i always do my best to take responsibility. I need to set the example. And i try and do that week in week out.

M411: Wise words. Now, if you had to pronounce your bromance or romance for a fellow Roy, who would it be?

FBD: I have a few special relationships at the Roys - Azarole and myself revel in the tension between us. I'm oft in awe of @3KZ and his run and gun, but if i had to pick one, everyone is well aware that i am a massive Mobbs fanboy.

M411: What's the difference between fitzroybowiedog the poster and fitzroybowiedog the Qooty player?

FBD:
Not much really, the player tackles, the poster hugs.

M411: What’s the most defining event in the history of the SFA from your point of view?

FBD:
Wow that's a big one really, The creation of the game is a big one..... We've had big trades and player movements that have created massive teams, melts and storm outs galore, but probably expansion - the Return of the Rats and the inclusion of the Warriors and Royals. Some of the best in business have pulled on these teams colors and we are all the better for it.

M411: For rookies like me, what’s one piece of advice you would pass on that is different to the common, tokenistic words that’re often thrown around?

FBD:
Two pieces of advice to live by.....
- I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.
- I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I thought, '**** that. I want to be a superhuman.


M411: Nice. I love it. Back to you, what is your personal SFA Career Highlight?

FBD:
Captaining the Roys, we haven't had much success, but we will, one day. And the simple fact i get to pull on the Maroon and Gorilla not just as a player, but as a leader is really humbling. I just hope i can do the best i can for the club, and the league.

M411: Thanks for the chat mate and all the best to the Royboys for S25.

FBD:
See you on the park Matty411.
 
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Love the questions Matty411 . Great initiative.

Used to be a lot of these going round early on but oh my god could you get a more boring set of responses ever?

fitzroybowiedog you have the most amazing balance ive ever seen in a qooty player. I mean how the hell do you manage to sit on the fence so easily all these years? You've been doing it since your rookie year.
 
Love the questions Matty411 . Great initiative.

Used to be a lot of these going round early on but oh my god could you get a more boring set of responses ever?

fitzroybowiedog you have the most amazing balance ive ever seen in a qooty player. I mean how the hell do you manage to sit on the fence so easily all these years? You've been doing it since your rookie year.
You're in my sights Wacky Tiger and now I'm going to expect some real fire to go along with your Furies.
 
Cant wait for my interview.

AT Good Afternoon Quivorir...may I call you by your last name... Q?

Q No you far can well cant... James!

AT Were you disappointed when your Mother called you Far?

Q I was very pissed off; I would much rather have been called Pool but because my twin was out first he scored this cool;) name.

:huh:
 

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Top work Matty411. Looking forward to the series, especially since Voldemort is no longer a captain in the league. I foresee some problems with the Furies though, they don't appear to know who their captain is.

I’ll just copy + paste bowiedogs responses
 
Love the questions Matty411 . Great initiative.

Used to be a lot of these going round early on but oh my god could you get a more boring set of responses ever?

fitzroybowiedog you have the most amazing balance ive ever seen in a qooty player. I mean how the hell do you manage to sit on the fence so easily all these years? You've been doing it since your rookie year.

Practice. Also I ain't a complete douchenozzle.
 
As a rookie, I'm still working out who's who around the place so don't have the same understanding or appreciation of the history in this place. But I'm keen to learn. So I’m going straight to the top (well close) of the tree - to our SFA Captains.

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Last week after being welcomed into the BJO, I decided to then fly straight down to Waverley Park to have a chat with the Captain of the East Side Hawks and current ladder leaders, Loonerty

M411: G'day mate. How long have you been playing SFA and why do you play the game?

Loon: I've been playing since Season 19, when I joined the Roys. I've stuck around because I really enjoy the place, not just the sim itself but the banter with the other teams. I like to think I've made some good friends out of it as well.

M411: Aww that just warms the cockles of my heart. Qooty-wise, your mob is currently sitting atop the ladder. What is the one thing that could stop you making finals in S25?

Loon: Nothing. We're after payback for our Grand Final defeat last season. No team will stand in our way. Except probably the Bombers because they beat us every ******* time we play them it's absurd.

M411: So cast your memory back: what's your most forgettable moment you’ve had on the Qooty field?

Loon: Probably getting absolutely trounced by Tony Lynn 15 in the Grand Final. I had about 24 touches, so a pretty decent game, but he went to another level entirely. To have been so humiliated in the biggest game of the year is something I want to forget.

M411: I’m sure he – along with my mob – will never let you forget that one. Do you have a favourite non-Hawks poster?

Loon: Blacky. He's an absolute campaigner but he's also probably the most hilarious poster in the SFA.

M411: How would you describe the culture of the Hawks and how have you helped foster that as captain?

Loon: I don't know that I myself have done too much at this point to direct the culture of the Hawks. It's only my first season in charge, so I haven't made too much of an imprint yet I don't think. I'd describe us as a shitposting team though (please note that this differs from "shit posting"): you should never really take what gets said too seriously.

M411: Words to live by. Now, who has the worst habit in the Hawks change rooms, and what is it?

Loon: It'd definitely be El Dubya and brahj trying to claim that The Drones are actually good. Everyone else knows they're wrong but they just won't admit it.

M411: I get that. What's the difference between Loonerty the poster and Loonerty the Qooty player?

Loon: Loonerty the Qooty player has actually achieved something in his life and is somewhat competent.

M411: That’s both sad, self-deprecating and yet I love it. In your opinion, what’s the most defining event in the history of the SFA that you’ve known?

Loon: That's a difficult one. I really don't know. This might be just recency bias but probably the whole Star Wars spoiler debacle that saw HaroLad removed from the SFA. I think the Bombers are in a much better place as a result.

M411: On more positive note, you must be happy with your rookie class in YearOfTheRoos and por_please_ya – the latter of whom has already nabbed a Rising Star nom?

Loon: I'm thrilled with the start these guys have made to the season. It's a shame NinjaSwan has played a few games in the past because he would be up there as well. YOTR and porps will be strong EKA contenders come the end of the season I believe, and very well deserved too.

M411: Back to you, what’s your SFA Career Highlight?

Loon: Grand Final appearance, Season 23 All SFA selection. Those would probably be the two main ones. Hopefully later this season it will be being captain to the EKA winner por_please_ya or YearOfTheRoos.

M411: Finishing up, for rookies like myself, what’s one piece of advice you would pass on?

Loon: Enjoy yourself. Don't take anything seriously. Don't bite. Just have fun.

Thanks for the chat mate. Here’s hoping that my Bombers down your Hawks again in the S25 Grand Final.
 
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Loon: How long have you been playing SFA and why do you play the game?
Look at this dickhead. Agrees to do an interview and takes over from the start by asking himself a question.
 

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