Game Day Carlton 'Elijah Hollands is too silky' Blues V Melbourne 'Joel Smith is too clumsy' Demons

[AvantGardener]

A repeat of last years epic semi final at the MCG which in case anybody missed the final couple minutes here is Blake Acres

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Blake Acres

Age

28

Ht

193cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

7.7

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

8.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.8

4star

goals that I may or may not have rubbed one out to once or twice every day since



MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE come out from your hole and comment on this all time Acres goal please and share your thoughts for tonights game.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Drug dealing sniffers not wanted in AFL.

Bluebaggers by 26

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Another tanker loss here.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Uh-oh! It looks like you accidentally referred to Naarm by its colonisers' name, Melbourne. While I'm sure this was accidental, please be more mindful in future. Remember, using traditional place names is truth-telling in action. It's a step towards acknowledging First Nations sovereignty.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Naarm by 1 point from a late goal

 

[the avoca drover]

A repeat of last years epic semi final at the MCG which in case anybody missed the final couple minutes here is Blake Acres goals that I may or may not have rubbed one out to once or twice every day since



MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE come out from your hole and comment on this all time Acres goal please and share your thoughts for tonights game.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Will be a close game possibly a draw as these teams don't know how to win by a margin, unlike Richmond at their peak.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Uh-oh! It looks like you accidentally referred to Naarm by its colonisers' name, Melbourne. While I'm sure this was accidental, please be more mindful in future. Remember, using traditional place names is truth-telling in action. It's a step towards acknowledging First Nations sovereignty.

Keep on cookin cooker. Your Barron trump centerfold has arrived as well.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Keep on cookin cooker. Your Barron trump centerfold has arrived as well.

Bigot

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Will be a close game possibly a draw as these teams don't know how to win by a margin, unlike Richmond at their peak.

You might need to hold on to those memories for a while.

 

[FurTheWin]

Hollands, Hollands....
There's a bit too much of the Dutchman about this Bagger outfit
TDK2Cats2026 should fix that up

Can't see the Blues going goal crazy against a solid defensive unit, or stopping some cheeky small forward action from Pickett and Fritsch at the other end.
Melbos by a bit.

Uh-oh! It looks like you accidentally referred to Naarm by its colonisers' name, Melbourne. While I'm sure this was accidental, please be more mindful in future. Remember, using traditional place names is truth-telling in action. It's a step towards acknowledging First Nations sovereignty.

Oh do shut up, you old cork soaker

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Hollands, Hollands....
There's a bit too much of the Dutchman about this Bagger outfit
TDK2Cats2026 should fix that up

Can't see the Blues going goal crazy against a solid defensive unit, or stopping some cheeky small forward action from Pickett and Fritsch at the other end.
Melbos by a bit.



Oh do shut up, you old cork soaker

Just be respectful and stop sooking about it.

Naarm seem to be in better form ATM. The funny thing is, 2 weeks ago back in April, I would have tipped Carlton to win this.

 

[FurTheWin]

Just be respectful

Once again
STFU you miserable old cooker campaigner

 

[JoseMourinho]

We need more duct tape for the lid.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Once again
STFU you miserable old cooker campaigner

Please calm down and make the necessary changes.

Back to the game, I had a look online at AFL.com match preview and they also agree Naarm will probably win tonight.

They say by 11 points but I think it will be closer because they probably forgot to factor in the umps.

 

[STPer18]

The potential for LOLs either way is high. Hopefully the #FreeKickCarlton umps don't ruin another spectacle for the neutrals.

 

[FISTO]

Is this Blooz 3rd loss in a row?

Woweee

 

[AvantGardener]

Rucks you need: 1. Rucks we have: 2. Thats coverage of 100% for that position.
Small fwds you need: 3. Smalls fwds we have:5. Thats coverage of 66% for that position
Mids you need: 3. Mids we have have: 4. Thats coverage of just 25% for that position - the most valuable position on the field.

Sub you need: Someone speedy to change the game. Sub we have: Our slow accumulator

Cleary we are tanking. Don't want to win a flag while Docherty is on the sidelines. Great club thinking of their loyal servants like that.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hmmm, where are all the Naaaarrrrrmmmm flogs??

 

[FISTO]

UMPIRE APPRECIATION ROUND

Please be nice they try very hard

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Wow, the skill is through the roof early

 

[AvantGardener]

Hmmm, where are all the Naaaarrrrrmmmm flogs??

Shadowban Spreaders again so MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE comes back for a day

 

[AvantGardener]

Wow, the skill is through the roof early

There is no roof. This is NCG not Marvel

 

[AvantGardener]

Pittos got it all over this hack

 

[Footy Is The Win]

#umps