Carlton Excuse Thread

[Footy Is The Win]

Umps?
Injuries?
The draw?
Food costs?
Climate change?
Racism?
Air conditioning?
Putin?



The general public need answers so go ahead and post your pisspoor excuse here.

 

[And_ROOS]

Maybe they can do a Klopp and complain about the grass.

 

[LightTower4]

"Richmond only had to play all 2022 finalists once"

 

[Dinsdale]

"A wookie does not live on Endor"

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The 2018 Adelaide Camp
Covid
Trump
Women drivers

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The bus was late

 

[Tiger2709]

Jamie Elliot, oh hang on that's a reason not an excuse.

 

[Tiger2709]

"Richmond only had to play all 2022 finalists once"

That's Carltons fault, we played them twice

 

[Tiger2709]

Collingwood's home ground advantage

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The sun was in their eyes.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Curnow should have read Durdins mind.... Or not do snaps that fall short

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The wind

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Not enough meatballs in the spaghetti

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The patriarchy
Aliens
Eve Plumb
God

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Barking dogs

 

[Footy Is The Win]

White ants

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Umps?
Injuries?
The draw?
Food costs?
Climate change?
Racism?
Air conditioning?
Putin?



The general public need answers so go ahead and post your pisspoor excuse here.

Trump did 9/11

 

[davywap]

Their dog ate their homework

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Face the music Carlton. You're obviously the better team so what happened? There has to be some reason why you lost!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Trump did 9/11

 

[HirdsTheWord]

still coming to terms with it in their autopsy thread

 

[Dinsdale]

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Nice.
Not my choice of colour though.

 

[James Colorado]

Not enough meatballs in the spaghetti

I've got a feeling, to the misfortune of some, there's gonna be a fair few extra meatballs available for the spaghetti in Lygon St if these excuses aren't convincing.

 

[JoinDate]

They had gastro

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Lachie plowman. Single-handedly lost the game for them against us and they were never the same since.