Fixture Carlton 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer

[Elmer_Hauser]

I honestly don't think its an exaggeration to suggest that Carlton's young buck Oli Hollands is as naturally talented and gifted as worldwide footballing legend Dennis Bergkamp





The kid has all the tools, gut running ability and sheer talent to go down as an all time top 10 AFL player.



What a prodigy of a talent.

He going to carve opposition flanks and midfields for years to come.

I know talent when I see one. Believe me, Ollie has the sword of the samurai soul running of his Navy Blue veins.

 

[Tiger2709]

AFLW or AFL player?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Winning finals played in: 1

Has all the potential to be as good as this guy:



His nickname should be the Dutch Oven

 

[James Colorado]

Haven't heard of either of the two people referred to in the OP. More likely, I have but forgot they existed.

A year from now, the above sentiment is likely to be honestly reposted.

 

[Plugger35]

A poor comparison, Bergkamp was a much tougher footballer than Hollands despite being a European soccer player.

 

[hawkman]

A poor comparison, Bergkamp was a much tougher footballer than Hollands despite being a European soccer player.

Bergkamp was afraid of getting on a plane though

 

[V_23]

So many jelly oppo flogs. Their team can’t even get one Hollands, let alone two!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

So many jelly oppo flogs. Their team can’t even get one Hollands, let alone two!

 

[V_23]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[V_23]

And yet, here you are posting

 

[Triggering Tiger]

And yet, here you are posting

Just to trigger you and it's working wonders.

 

[Cyclops]

So many jelly oppo flogs. Their team can’t even get one Hollands, let alone two!

 

[Occidental]

The Pies Holland married a model

The Blues Holland is funny looking and has no girlfriend.

 

[V_23]

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The Pies Holland married a model
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The Blues Holland is funny looking and has no girlfriend.

Ollie’s already a better player than Brodie ever was

 

[Occidental]

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Ollie’s already a better player than Brodie ever was

Brodie Holland
Games 155
Goals 141
Brownlow Votes 14
Most goals in a game 8
Handsome
Married a model
Played for Collingwood

Ollie Hollands
Games 19
Goals 2
Brownlow Votes 0
Most goals in a game 1
Funny looking
No girlfriend
Plays for Carlton

 

[the avoca drover]

Didn’t Brodie Holland

Brodie Holland

Age

44

Ht

181cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

8.6

4star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

get caught knocking the top off near a primary school?

 

[AvantGardener]

Didn’t Brodie Holland get caught knocking the top off near a primary school?

And was at a point in time banned from playing local footy because of too many suspensions.

The game he kicked 8 in was Rd2. He kicked another 6 goals for the rest of the season. Probably because was too busy at Revs doing a Joel Smith

 

[Doc1763]

Who?

 

[V_23]

Didn’t Brodie Holland get caught knocking the top off near a primary school?

Occidental is doing that right now over Brodie

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Holland has kicked more finals goals than Hollands and both Curnows combined

 

[AvantGardener]

Comparing a guy who has finished his career to a guy just starting out. Peak Pies intelligence

Its like me saying Nick Stevens is better than Nick Daicos and pointing to higher career stats.

 

[the avoca drover]

Comparing a guy who has finished his career to a guy just starting out. Peak Pies intelligence

Its like me saying Nick Stevens is better than Nick Daicos and pointing to higher career stats.

Steven’s definitely has higher stats of ripping people off and belting females.

 

[AvantGardener]

Steven’s definitely has higher stats of belting females.

Nicky better watch out then