Carlton Snare Another Collingwood Assistant

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Lazyboy

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Aug 29, 2007
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Yes its begun, the mighty blue baggers are buying up everything Collingwood, if its black and white they want it and they have tons of brown paper bags locked and loaded full of fifties left over from Juddys weekly 50k snatch and grab sessions at Visy Park.

First off the rank and carlton wish list was old Frank the boot studder, Frank is a legend amongst the inner sanctum and can stud a boot in under 2 minutes, the blues feel this is an ever bigger on field advantage than Collingwoods VFL game plan, considering their massive win fall of recruiting our VFL coach.

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But they did not stop at Frank, they reloaded the brown paper bags and flew straight in and swooped, much like the boys did on GRAND FINAL DAY and snatched from right under our noses Doris the lunch lady.

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Doris another member of the pies inner sanctum, was known for smashing crabs and making the best peanut butter, jelly and Vegemite sangas.

Word is Eddie has flown in 2 replacements for the boys and the loss is something the boys are willing to deal with almost instantly.

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Bay? We already have a thread on this.

B+ for effort though :thumbsu:

C- for execution.
 

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