Think Tank Censoring/Modifying offensive AFL nicknames - Roald Dahl style

[Elmer_Hauser]

Whole world has gone Woke, so it's time for the Bay to catch on and move with the times and try be more PC and culturally correct..

Case in point

Tom Porkins - let's change it to Tom AA Captain who made Tiger flogs Cry-ins ..

James Turd - Jim'll Fix all your supplement requirements

Trent C**kskin - Trent is bad at Croquet(in)

Jeff KKKennett - Shut up Jeff (One for the Wiggles fans out there)

Jack Ginnivag - Jack loves to smoke some hash

Human Meatball - Tom Stewart's Bunny

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Whole world has gone Woke, so it's time for the Bay to catch on and move with the times and try be more PC and culturally correct..

Case in point

Tom Porkins - let's change it to Tom AA Captain who made Tiger flogs Cry-ins ..

James Turd - Jim'll Fix all your supplement requirements

Trent C**kskin - Trent is bad at Croquet(in)

Jeff KKKennett - Shut up Jeff (One for the Wiggles fans out there)

Jack Ginnivag - Jack loves to smoke some hash

Human Meatball - Tom Stewart's Bunny

Time to hand back your Greens membership because you said woke.

Mason Cox- Mason Penis
Jackoff Silvagni- Masturbate Silvagni.
Isaac Cumming- Isaac Ejaculate
Charlie Constable- Charlie Campaignerable
James Tsitas- James Boobbum

 

[Cuzz09]

Horse Longmire

Large Penis coach man

wrong way whoopsie

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[Tyler Durden007]

 

[Mofra]

I've cleaned up a few real names to help.

Sam Weiderman - Sam Weiderperson
Marcus Bontempelli - Marcus Bontemathiesti
Patrick Dangerfield - Patrick Safetyfield
Mason Cox- Machild Cox
Jackson Hately -Jackson Lovely

 

[Cyclops]

Change C*ton to F**** C***sville, way less offensive.