Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Oscarman]

Who love the convince?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

A ****ing lounge suite. Jesus wept.

 

[Billy ray]

A ******* lounge suite. Jesus wept.

Must be this one
https://www.mattblatt.com.au/ramsay...MIv8ejgcDy2wIVyAorCh06rAvDEAQYAiABEgIc9fD_BwE

 

[raskolnikov]

Better be one hell of a phone. Like one that transports you or something.

 

[Chris_6678]

Makes sense. 8k couch they can sit on the couch eating all the contents of a chrisco hamper while using their phone to order more chrisco hampers.

 

[MatthewB]

i would never buy a lounge with sitting my arse on it first to see how it feels, tough shit if it isn't comfy

almost $800 p/m she is paying, my mortgage repayments are less

 

[Mofra]

i would never buy a lounge with sitting my arse on it first to see how it feels, tough shit if it isn't comfy

almost $800 p/m she is paying, my mortgage repayments are less

Wasting your money on a mortgage when you could be taking part in the genius of crico. For shame.

 

[Oscarman]

Wasting your money on a mortgage when you could be taking part in the genius of crico. For shame.

I'm convince.

 

[Oscarman]

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i read this a few times and still dont know what the hell she is talking about

I think she wants to give you a BJ while you read her Crico magazines.

 

[MatthewB]

Wasting your money on a mortgage when you could be taking part in the genius of crico. For shame.

 

[Reynolds Number]

 

[Hawk Dork]

Its like timeshare for food, sounds too good to be true but it is

 

[I Lost My Keays]

My favourite part is my kmart give cards. "Just the fact I can go wild in Kmart gives me goose pimples"

F**king wow

 

[Better Loosen Up]

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It's hard to pick my favourite... is it the one that can't wait to see what they've got this year even though they already know what they've ordered... Is it the one who has displayed some of the worst spelling and grammer i've ever seen in one sentence... or is it the one that can't wait to get $2k worth of gift cards that they have clearly paid over the odds for? Tough candidate's!

 

[Hawk Dork]

My favourite part is my kmart give cards. "Just the fact I can go wild in Kmart gives me goose pimples"

F**king wow

Imagine squeezing the pus out of those puppys

 

[MatthewB]

i want to know what meat cleaning stuff is

 

[radiojake]

It's hard to pick my favourite... is it the one that can't wait to see what they've got this year even though they already know what they've ordered... Is it the one who has displayed some of the worst spelling and grammer i've ever seen in one sentence... or is it the one that can't wait to get $2k worth of gift cards that they have clearly paid over the odds for? Tough candidate's!

the like was for the redundant apostrophe at the end of your post

got the authentic crico feels

 

[Better Loosen Up]

the like was for the redundant apostrophe at the end of your post

got the authentic crico feels

Cheers mate... i should have slipped more in

 

[Better Loosen Up]

I would really love to know what the average iq of a Crico enthusiast is

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

It's hard to pick my favourite... is it the one that can't wait to see what they've got this year even though they already know what they've ordered... Is it the one who has displayed some of the worst spelling and grammer i've ever seen in one sentence... or is it the one that can't wait to get $2k worth of gift cards that they have clearly paid over the odds for? Tough candidate's!

Grammer, lol.

 

[Old M8]

Gotta start getting those Chrisco trees up soon!

 

[ash_1050]

Tag a Nugget fan!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

So much like. Especially the optimistic bag of frozen veges that must have been there since 2009

 

[kickazz]

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Tag a Nugget fan!

Fake news.

Surely a real crico customer wouldn't have vegetables in their freezer.

 

[Royces Hart]

Fake news.

Surely a real crico customer wouldn't have vegetables in their freezer.

It's for putting on your black eye, after the inevitable Christmas Day, Bundy Rum fueled punch up.

Convince.