Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Northworth]

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She knows there's a better way but STILL got Chrisco.

She likes Chrisco for the cost AND the inconvenience

 

[Willo_]

The great peanut butter crisis of 2017.

That peanut butter genuinely looks like shit

 

[El Dubya]

Moved all the non-trolly posts back. Hope you're all happy you jerks

No, please return all the troll posts so Bunk Moreland can read them.

 

[brucetiki]

That peanut butter genuinely looks like shit

I thought it was shit

 

[El Dubya]

It's ****ing pure crushed nuts, thats natural peanut oil you ****ing morans. You're as bad as them.

 

[Doss]

You're natural peanut oil, m8.

 

[Willo_]

It's ******* pure crushed nuts, thats natural peanut oil you ******* morans. You're as bad as them.

That natural peanut oil looks like baby shit

 

[Spongebob]

It is probably really expensive Kopi Luwak version of peanuts used to make the paste.

 

[El Dubya]

A recent poster in the Chrisco fan group wishes us all a merry Christmas. Except immigents.

 

[brucetiki]

Ah the typical redneck bogan - doesn’t show their face on their Facebook page so they can spout their xenophobic spleen

 

[El Dubya]

Not a bright woman:

 

[Wojcinski]

Not a bright woman:
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Classic. Xenophobe, shared facebook account, no profile pic and illiterate to boot. These are the people we were never supposed to interact with if not for facebook

 

[Schulzenfest]

See now this is much funnier than Bigfootyites trolling. David Attenborough always says not to interfere with the wildlife.

 

[pantskyle]

See now this is much funnier than Bigfootyites trolling. David Attenborough always says not to interfere with the wildlife.

Sometimes you have to nudge them.

 

[Duritz]

Not a bright woman:
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Maybe Crico was her Spanish gardener and he’s gone missing.

“Who seen my Crico?”

 

[kickazz]

Is that her house?

 

[KardiniaPark]

It doesn’t appear to be roadworthy.

 

[peasantbruh69]

A reply to someone being angry that apparently half of her chrisco didn't arrive lol

 

[Scotland]

What's everyone's favourite hamper? I know it's hard to choose, there are so many options.

I was leaning towards the 57 x 250 mL cartons of Up'n'Go, then I discovered the 'home and personal care' section. For only $91 ($1.98 per week, 46 weeks) you can get 12 cans of Rexona Men deodorant. Now I don't keep a detailed record of every trip to the shops but I reckon the last time I bought a can of deodorant was last month or possibly even October and as of this morning it's still going strong. I would've thought using a can every month or two is about average, give or take. They cost about $5, sometimes on sale as cheap as about $3 and there are other brands for sale also. With an eye for a bargain and not wanting to be caught short, I'll occasionally take up Woolworths on their '2 for $6' deal and keep a standby can of deodorant in the cupboard in case the duty can runs out before I have the opportunity to get to the shop that is open 14 hours a day every day of the year, but laying away a dozen (home delivered!) cans for $7.50 a pop never occurred to me. Best deal in town!

I really wish they'd publish stats on how many of each hamper is purchased.

 

[Billy ray]

Do these people wear deodorant? Do they leave the house?

 

[Lensen]

We don't all have six bucks at a time to throw away, much easier to only have to pay two bucks a week

 

[El Dubya]

A reply to someone being angry that apparently half of her chrisco didn't arrive lolView attachment 444369

That person is almost definitely a troll.

 

[Reynolds Number]

Today Tonight Perth preview on the 4.30 news bulletin features a fat bogan chick ready to take legal action against a popular hamper company.

It's happening.

 

[Matty_G]

It took me longer than it should have to realise Ngeoff wasn't her Inuit/central African middle name.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Even DailyMail readers have cottoned on that it's a gyp.

A mother is furious after the Christmas hamper she ordered contained unappetising discoloured chocolate.

The Adelaide woman opened the Fredo (sic) frog in her Chrisco hamper only to find it was a blotchy white colour instead of the expected milk chocolate brown.

She vented her frustration on Facebook, lashing out at the popular brand she paid installments to over the year.

'Yeah thanks Chrisco I paid all year to get s**tty looking chocolate, you've just ruined Christmas,' she wrote.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ked-discoloured-chocolate-Chrisco-hamper.html